What story is the little troublemaker telling?
At the age of eleven, he was also very particular about braiding. His braid stayed on the top of his head, but it was not crescent-shaped, but round, not called "wooden comb back" Tie it with a red rope and stand in the sky. This is called "soaring pestle"! It is conceivable that it is not uncommon for a white and fat little boy to wear such a pigtail! Come and pull when you meet a kind uncle: "Little Three's pigtails are really beautiful!" "But when it comes to annoying, San Xiao is out of luck! I reached over and hugged: "Shit, call uncle! Don't ask juwan not to give up! "Because everyone has sweat on their hands, this braided rope turns black after three or five times! I always get complaints from my sister when I go home. Squeezing a mistress is really urgent, so I asked my sister this day, "Sister, where is your embroidery needle?" "I have a thorn in my hand and dialed it."
"In the small paper box, please help yourself."
San Xiao took four pictures when his sister wasn't looking. He didn't actually stick a needle, but he took the needle for another purpose. He went to the mirror, tied his braid with a new rope, and then inserted a flower needle. All four needles are inserted in the braid! It only shows a top as big as half a grain of rice. At first glance, it's really hard to see. I packed my things and went out into the street. As soon as I got out of the alley, I was followed by one, putting my hand on Xiao San's braid. "Boy! Call ... two ... are you a scorpion? " Here comes another one, just about to reach out. "Eldest brother, don't touch him! This kid pricks his hand! " Since then, the reputation of mistress prick the hand has spread.
This incident made the third child understand that this is the way to treat such people. They have a small shop in Hutongkou, selling oil, salt, sauce and vinegar. Although the business is small, it can earn a lot of money. Because the shopkeeper not only gives less weight, but also adds water to soy sauce and vinegar. In the same yard as Xiao Er, there lived an old bachelor. His legs and feet are still bad. Xiao er often buys things for him. One autumn, the old man wanted to buy some pickles himself, so that in winter, he didn't have to ask mistress to run in the street. The old man took his pocket to find Xiao San, trying to let him run, but Xiao San was not there. As soon as the old man saw it, the weather was fine. Let's go by ourselves, exercise our muscles and walk slowly to the store. After weighing the salt, I walked back and thought: Why is this ten Jin of salt so light? It's only eight catties and four ounces with a household scale, so give more than one catty less! The old man walked to the store with salt in his hand and patiently said to the shopkeeper, "You may have been presbyopia just now, but I weighed myself when I got home, and I lost more than a catty ..." The shopkeeper said with his hands akimbo, "Grandpa, don't mislead people intentionally. You don't have enough salt. Our neighbors over the years can give you anything from three Jin to two Jin. In this case, I can't give it to you If I give it to you, people won't know that you gave up halfway, will they? Or did you go home and dump it? Or did I really give less weight? I don't know what I'm doing, but it won't be worth it if I smash the' kid sou has no deceit' sign! To tell you the truth, I don't care about losing some money, but I can't afford this bad reputation. " The old man's beard is pursed with anger! I thought, "I don't want to be angry with him either!" " "I went home trembling. The shopkeeper pointed to the old man's back and said, "It's really seniority! "When the old man walked into the yard, Xiao Saner was standing in the yard and shouted to him," Xiao Saner, where have you been? "
"I go to school. Why are you so ugly? "
"Little three, don't mention it!" After sighing, tell Xiao Er about buying salt. Hearing this, Xiaosan advised the old man, "Don't be angry. It seems that you can't get this catty of salt back. Didn't he say' I don't care about losing some money'? If you do this, it won't take three days for me to make him suffer a big loss? "
At ten o'clock that night, I heard the shopkeeper in the alley scold: "Who is this so wicked! In the middle of the night, I not only lost a catty of sesame oil, but also got a new satin shoe! "
It turned out that this night, the shopkeeper sent the little apprentice home and left him alone to watch the night. He installed a window guard and a small hole door. Ancient merchants installed a small hole door more than one foot high and eight or nine inches wide on the window guard, so that people didn't have to open the door when knocking at the window at night. They sell things through holes with one hand and one hand. For example, jugglers, patients, people who come in and out in the middle of the night ... he monopolized their money. Because I am in a hurry to buy things at night, I don't have time to divide the weight. This is a good opportunity for him to give less weight! As soon as he got into the hole and lay down, he heard someone hitting the window security guard: Dangdang! "Boss, hit two pounds of sesame oil." Small three son shouted pretending to be an adult outside. The shopkeeper was very happy: I wonder if soy sauce can be mixed with water, sugar can be mixed with steamed bread residue, and what else can be mixed with sesame oil? Isn't this a good chance to exchange my half pot of leftover tea at midnight? He hit back and fell into the bowl. As long as he didn't cook, he couldn't see it! Thought of here also didn't consider looking for old shoes to do business during the day, boarded the newly bought satin shoes, took the oil bottle along the small hole, inserted the leak hole, picked up the oil lift, and a catty of oil slipped out and fell down in the leak hole. Wow, it spilled a foot. What's going on here? It turns out that Xiao San chiseled a hole in the bottom of the oil bottle.
Once, a blind man named Handa who sang drums offended Xiao San, but it had nothing to do with Xiao San. Han Da, a blind man, even sang a song with divination, and approved eight characters, but singing a song was nothing. It is really wicked to calculate the eight characters accurately, especially the eight characters. It was superstition at that time. When both men and women are engaged, they should approve the eight characters to see whether they commit the zodiac and whether the five elements are compatible. He is blind in the vernacular, but it is he who decides the success of his marriage. I wonder how many young men and women have been cheated.
In the alley where Xiao Er lived, there lived an eighteen-year-old black girl. Although her name is black girl, she is very beautiful, a pair of scissors on the kang and a shovel underground. Scissors include big scissors and small scissors, and shovels can be picked up for cooking. There is also a young man who lives in the same yard in San Xiao. He makes a living as a bricklayer. He is diligent and thick. He grew up with black girls. Really childhood friends. When they grow up, they care about each other. It's a perfect couple If there are good people in the neighborhood, he will mention the marriage to the old people on both sides. Old people on both sides don't want to climb relatives, so just say it. Please ask Han Daxie to approve the eight characters. Young men are three years older than young women, belonging to tigers and young women to snakes. Han Da, a blind man, said he was taboo-snakes and tigers are like knives and files! After getting married, I not only hurt my parents, but I will never be a disaster!
There is a rogue grandpa four, Qian, in his forties, who eats, drinks, whores and gambles and does everything. Later, he began to play with money and was haunted. When his daughter-in-law was alive, he was very concerned about the black girl. Later, when his daughter-in-law died, he asked the matchmaker to come to the door to act as matchmaker. The black girl's parents are filial people and politely declined several times. He thought of an idea, paid off the blind man with money, first broke his marriage with eloquent means, and then boasted with sweet words how Master Qian was blessed with great fortune and how he lived a long life with wealth. After that, Master Qian lived to be over 80, and the black girl was over 60. As long as she was alive ... The old couple were fooled for a while, and the girl died on the third day after she passed the door. So, there is no hatred in that alley. Xiao Saner has long wanted to cure him.
On this day, Han Da was blind with a guy who was also blind. His name is, uh, blind. He plays drums in front, and the big blind man pulls the strings at the back and walks forward. The instrument is dry, but he just doesn't sing. He was afraid that the guests would not give money after singing, so he had to rob the money first. While she was rubbing, Xiao Saner came across with Xiao Wuer and Iron Egg. Xiao Saner lowered her voice: "Sir, what can you sing?" Han, a blind man, said with a glib tongue, "I tell you, there are gods in the sky to bless the people. It is auspicious for birds to look at the phoenix, to live a hundred years, and for princes to ask for immortals. Long books include The History of the Three Kingdoms, The History of the East and the West, Water Margin, Liaozhai, Biography of the Duke of Ji, Big Five Righteousness, Small Five Righteousness, Five Women and Seven Chivalrous Men, Journey to the West, Stone Case, Money Darts, Foreign Devils Hanging Weapons, Big Bags! "This is a mess! Those who agree with the eight characters can make up stories and make up something in the book, which is easy to get. Xiao Saner twisted her face and said, "Come and join in the fun!" Xiao Wuer chattered, "I'm waiting for you, sir. "At that time, the steward called Sir Zhong.
"Why don't you go back to the house and ask the gentleman if he listens to Qu Er?"
"Yes!" Small five son turned around, stepped up, unter den unter den ran out of the alley. Don't run out of the alley. It takes time to find a stone to sit down. Handa, a blind man, thought that all butlers have runways. The door of this house is wide enough, so take good care of it.
About a quarter of an hour later, Deng Deng Deng, Xiao Wuer ran back, panting and replied, "What a coincidence, go back to Mr. Zhong." Today is June 14, his birthday, and he is celebrating his birthday. When I asked the young master, he was also happy. He said that he would not go to the opera today. It doesn't matter if he spends two more dollars listening to books. "
"A daughter, you don't busy first, I ask them. Do you have a minute, sir? "
"I dare not say kung fu when I go back with you, but my brother and I have been practicing since childhood. If you forgive me, I will say: as long as your master is interested in listening, we will not shut up even for three days and nights. "
"Well, I have the final say when singing this day. I'll give you five taels of silver, and I don't care how much the master happily rewards! "
Don't mention the joy of Handa's blindness. In his life, where has he touched two taels of silver except the four taels of silver ticket given to him by Fourth Master Qian? "We two brothers thank Sir Zhong first!"
"Well, don't knock while playing, lest someone ask you to sing in the middle, and you won't offend customers."
"Yes, yes, it's still thoughtful of Sir Zhong."
The two men picked up the black boy and the drum, leaned on a horse pole, and slowly followed Xiao Er and them down. "Turn left ... turn right ... then turn right ... here we are."
Where did Xiao Saner take Handa's blind man? It turns out that there is a Guandi temple in the back street, which is taken to the temple gate cave.
"You cool off at the door first, so mind your own business!"
Xiao Wu replied: "Hey!"
"Jin Fuwa!"
Iron egg replied, "Here it is."
Hearing this, Han Dayi, a blind man, said, "Where are they?"
When a policeman goes out, he takes two attendants. This house is wide enough.
"Come on, you two come in with me and let me know."
"Yes!" The three boys stopped a few steps after entering the hospital. What did the two blind people say? Han Da, a blind man, didn't hear anything, so he said, "I said, brother, although we are blind in vernacular Chinese, we are really lucky. We couldn't sing in the street last winter. We told Fourth Master Qian that we were relatives, earned four or two silver tickets, ate fat all winter and drank fat all winter. Today, you can even get a dozen or so. "
The second blind man said, "Brother, don't be happy yet. I always feel a little strange. " So, in the final analysis, we can find two blind people to tell books without inviting Beijing opera for our birthday? "
Handa, a blind man, is also a little vague: "Yes, don't be a snooper to fool us." Ask later whether it is true or not ... "
"You are wrong again, ask, the somebody else an angry, give me out again! If it's true, isn't it that the roast duck that arrived at the mouth flew again? I have an idea. When we enter the hospital, we should measure it by our steps. If there are many steps, it is a deep house compound. It is true that people have money. If we enter the house in a few steps, it will certainly deceive us. Lick your horse if you don't give money after singing! "
Handa, a blind man, said, "Yes, let's measure the door first. You go left, I'll try to walk a few steps to the right and touch the door. " After that, the two men took a step back to back, and touched two doors in no less than seven steps. Fourteen steps were at least ten feet and four inches wide. It was no trouble at all to take a mule cart and eight sedan chairs. Two blind men pulled the door panels, and they were scared to spit out their tongues. Why? There are several rows of doornails the size of steamed buns on it. People who are not officials in the Qing Dynasty are not allowed to nail the doornail! Although I took off a lot of paint by feeling, it also proved that this is a well-off family and may not want to be exposed in luxury. He didn't know that the fireworks had been cut off in the temple, and even the monks ran away. Except for half of the main hall, no one dared to tear it down. The annex hall and the courtyard wall collapsed, collapsed and collapsed. In addition, the hooligans in the neighborhood use windows to tear down windows and move bricks with bricks. Although this is a temple, only Guan Gong, Zhou Cang and Guan Ping left alone.
At this moment, the third child came over and shouted, "The master asked you to sing in the house."
"Good good!" The blind man is about to take a step.
"Don't be busy, give me the horse's head and I'll hold you."
It turned out that the blind man's horse pole was used, not his eyes. He just pointed forward, circled again, and found that there was no puddle in front of him before moving forward. At this time, let him pull casually. There are a lot of bricks and tiles on the ground. Why is there such a thing in the courtyard of a mansion? Blind people must be suspicious! Saner knew in his heart that the blind man would never give the horse pole to outsiders easily, for he was afraid of pulling him into the ditch. He methodically explained to the blind man, "Sir, you should be careful when you go in. Our host has a particularly bad temper. From the gate to the back hall, he planted tens of thousands of flowers in such a big yard. Last time he stepped on a chrysanthemum and made him kneel all noon! If your horse pole is knocked off by mosaic, even if he forgives you for not achieving your goal, he will not be happy in his heart, and he will not be able to give you more money. "
Hearing the reason, the blind man even said, "All right, all right." He handed me the horse pole. Xiao Saner picked up the horse pole and put it on his head. Why did he wear it on his head? Because the third son is only eleven years old and short, the adult pulls the horse pole flat, the child pulls it, and the front end of the horse pole leans down. The blind man can immediately understand that the child is fooling him, and without saying anything, he immediately pulls the horse back. Han Da's blind man is notoriously ruthless, and all the children in these hutongs have been slapped by him. Even if I want to cure him this time, I have to be distracted myself. Put the horse pole on your head and hold it in your hand-it's as big as an adult's horse pole! The second blind man dragged the big blind man's skirt and followed him.
Xiao Saner leads them and chats with them: "Our host doesn't like to move, but likes to be quiet. Usually there are all kinds of flowers on it, and he doesn't even like to talk. Listening to books in the back room is too messy for him. Even the children and adults took hundreds of pieces, so he took two young masters to the front study to listen. Nothing, you two have walked a lot less! " At the moment, the blind man just wants to see him early and offer birthday felicitations early, so that he can get a reward! Mouth "good! All right! Good "with small three son into the main hall. Xiao Wu cleaned up the small place in front of the altar early and put the double stool carried by Iron Egg from home in the yard. The third son said, "Here we are, let's meet the master first!" " The two blind men fell to the ground and kowtowed, "Congratulations, Master, the coming year will be full of happiness!" " ! "Boom, boom, boom! Everyone kowtows! " Master asks you to get up. Do you think our host doesn't like to talk? I just waved my hand and didn't even bother to say the word' free gift'. "In fact, the master really wants to talk, and even the third son has to scare away!" Meet two young masters. "The blind kowtowed to Zhou Cang and Guan Ping, and the heads of the nine Xiangtou kowtowed to the two blind people!
"Come, you two come out first, the back hall is open, and all the chairs are occupied. You should sit on the bench first. "
Two blind men face north and their backs face south. At noon on June 14, the sky was cloudless in Wan Li, and the fiery sun didn't collapse at all, all of which shone on their backs.
"You wait first, I'll ask the teacher what to listen to, and then you can sing under the topic. I also tell you that I am by your side. Don't call me if there is anything. Master loves quiet and doesn't make any noise. Let's make a signal. If anything happens, you can cough three times and I'll come. I'll go first. " Say that finish into the main hall. After a while, he came out and said, "You see our master is really' talking late'. Just say:' Everyone will be rewarded with five taels of silver. Go to the cashier's office to pick it up after singing. "The title is written on the list, and I'll read it to you:' A short" Hundred Years of Life ",a long book to choose the best singer, and another reward for selling strength'!"
Two blind people poked each other with their elbows and promised loudly, "Yes, yes, you must work hard!" " "He set the string two tones higher than usual! When I was singing, I was hoarse and my five senses moved. I tried my best to suck milk. I finally shouted "a hundred years of life". Even if I am tired from the sun, I still feel smoke in my throat. I am too thirsty to cough. Cough three times, Xiao Saner came running from the shade of the temple gate.
"What is this gentleman doing?"
"I'm so thirsty, please find me a cup of cold water to drink."
"No, the kitchen is busy and can't be squeezed in. To tell you, our host is so obsessed with singing that he even forgets to drink tea. I'll steal you a bowl. "
"Ok, thank you."
Xiao Saner turned and went into the temple, thinking, Oh, let the blind man have a drink. I've thought about it for a long time, but what can I do? ..... How could you forget? ..... yeah! Incense burner! The censer on Guan Gong's desk is too big. The censer at the foot of Zhou Cang and Guan Ping is as big as a rice bowl, just right! He poured out incense ashes, took incense ashes, ran out of the temple gate and ran to the carriage shop next door. After waiting in the stable for a while, a horse peed. He quickly squatted down and took a censer. Holding hands in front of the big blind man, he whispered, "You are so blessed. Today I am soaking Yunnan Pu 'er tea, West Lake Longjing and Mongolian cheese. If it weren't for your master's birthday, you wouldn't want to do anything! "Now is blunt, but you used to drink two coppers of tea powder. I'm afraid it doesn't suit your stomach. However, you can drink it if you can. You can't wait for a while. I'll find cold water for you. "
"Ok, you give it to me."
"It's a pity that your eyes are not good. Otherwise, you can feast your eyes, just look at our master's tea bowl. Although the magnetism is rough and there seems to be no glaze, this is the royal bowl used by Don Huang Ming. It has been several years, that is, the tea of our master is worthy of this bowl! " Why does he admire incense burners so much? He was afraid that the blind man would find out, "What bowl? Rough? " Let's be suspicious and give up drinking! The blind man is thirsty: "Please give it to me, I can't satisfy my eyes, I can't satisfy my hands ..."
"But there is a section, this tea, you drink the wrong stomach, but don't vomit, next to the flower pond, I can't afford to vomit! Especially don't drop this bowl! "
"Don't worry, don't spit or fall!" Say, pick up the incense burner, bang! Just a big bite! Ah! This smell is almost impossible to say. It is really salty, smelly and astringent! Rolling in your mouth, I can't come down. I wanted to throw up, but I was afraid of throwing up on flowers, so I raised my neck and smoothed my beard. I finally swallowed it. I almost didn't suffocate! Just now, two blind people heard what they said and thought, brother, have a drink quickly, I am delicious! I'm so thirsty that I want to bask in a magazine for a while! Why did you stop after one sip? Why? How does it taste? Can I stand your taste? Thinking like this in my heart, I also shouted, "Don't waste it, big brother, if you are too hot, I'll have a drink first!" " "The big blind man said, I think it's too hot! Aren't you talkative? Here you are! He said, "It's not spicy, it's delicious. If you are in a hurry, you should drink it first, but you must save more for me! " "
"Don't worry, I can't finish it alone!" The second blind man said with a censer, boom-this mouth is much bigger than that of Handa's blind man! What is that smell? Like a big blind man! I managed to swallow it.
"Eldest brother, how does this tea taste?"
"Sir Zhong said that Yunnan Pu 'er tea was mixed with West Lake Longjing ..."
"That can't smell like this?"
"Please ask Sir Zhong." Cough three times, three times? I was scared thirty times, but nothing happened. Where is the hostess? As soon as the second blind man touched the incense burner, the third child took the fifth and ran away! Iron egg hid in the main hall until two blind men stood up and carried the bench back. The two blind men coughed for a long time, but neither of them started to quarrel.
"Brother, I feel very strange today. Since I have come to celebrate my birthday, no matter how deep the yard is, there can't be no movement at all! Besides, Sir Zhong specially gave us a bowl of tea. Why don't you see him right away? He doesn't make a fuss if I even cough' 3824'? "
The second blind man said, "Let's call him!" " Cried in a low voice, "Sir Zhong! Master! A higher voice than before cried, "Sir Zhong! Master! Finally, he shouted, "Sir Zhong! Sir Zhong, "in fact, Xiao Er has been hiding outside the temple gate for a long time!
"Eldest brother, no! Just now, I thought about it. When I came, I took more than 100 steps to turn left, then took more than 300 steps to turn right, and then took dozens of steps to turn right! Left, right, right again! -This ... what a big house! Isn't this the Guandi Temple in Backstreet? "
"Oh, this can be damaged! Needless to say, what I just drank was either sheep urine or horse urine! "
"Almost, ah! What Tang Dynasty Bowl? This is an incense burner. Wow! Touch it, isn't there a censer ear? "
"This is which boy so loss? Our buddies have never suffered this loss! Let's go Scold in the street, whoever dares to pick things up will use the horse pole to swing! If you put it down, you catch it! I go up there and scratch and bite! Then give it to the government and let him pay for the loss! "
"Yes, it's not over yet. I told Master Qian to find some people to smash at his house! "
"Yes!" Talking black boy, drumming a clip, came out of the temple with a horse pole to curse.
Iron egg carried the bench home and chased Xiao er to watch the fun. I heard Han Da's blind man curse in a hoarse voice: "Which bastard is this? Let's sing drums in the sun! It's not enough to kowtow. Give us horse urine to drink! Whoever does it will stand up, or I will scold him for his eight generations of ancestors! Get up from your rabbit hole if you dare! " Oh, the more you scold, the rougher you get, and the meaner you scold. What bad words have you cursed! He scolded the iron egg and tried to beat him up. The mistress stopped him and said, "There is a way to stop him from scolding. Come with me. " As he spoke, he took an iron egg to a weeping willow tree, stepped on the iron egg shoulder and pulled out a two-foot-long dry branch. At the corner of the alley, a child pulled a bubble of dry shit, inserted it with branches as long as Han Da's blind mouth, and crept up to Han Da's blind man. Han Da's blind man also scolded, "If you don't climb out ..." Don't you have to open the word "big"? As soon as I opened my mouth, San Xiao was loaded and stuffed shit into his mouth! Don't mention this tragic picture of blind Korea, secretly vomit, thinking: I deserve my head! If I scold again, I may not suffer anything! Don't talk yet. Please ask Master Qian to check tonight, and then take revenge when you find out.
The second blind man behind didn't know what was going on, so he stabbed his eldest brother: "Why don't you scold!" " "The big blind man finally said," ... my voice is too dry, and I'll scold it later. "The second blind man said," that's impossible. You are angry, but I haven't taken it out yet! ""The big blind man thought, I'm sorry if you don't taste this delicious food.
"Good, then you scold first, and I'll get it when you are tired."
The second blind man continued to curse, louder than the big blind man!
Xiao Saner, Xiao Wu and Tie Dan watched the two men toss and turn eight feet away from them. Suddenly, they found Zhang San, who was playing overtime, staring at them. There was no police station in Qing dynasty. Within several hutongs, a caretaker is installed to watch the house, and there is also a manager who walks around the place where he is responsible during the day and lives there at night, responsible for thieves' cases, quarrels and disputes. Big things can't be managed, and small things don't matter. As usual, when he takes a nap, he will ignore it, but when he listens to the more scolding outside, the more unbearable it is, and he comes out with a whip. Follow the voice: two blind people are cursing! After a while, I will watch Xiao Er put a little shit on a branch and put it in the blind man's mouth. Blind people will stop cursing soon! Needless to say, he thought, these two blind people must have provoked the third child. Otherwise, there is no such rule. However, I am a policeman, and things are in my own area, so I can't ignore them. If the average child is taken away by one person, the complaint will be forgotten when the blind man is tired of scolding and no one finds fault with him. But this thing, he is afraid. Because it involves Xiao Saner, the year before last, Xiao Saner was stabbed in the palm of his hand because of his plait, and he was beaten twice with a whip. Later, he heard that Xiao San wanted to get back at him. He didn't believe it at first, but it really ended in less than a month. What happened? It turns out that the watchman receives 150 pieces of red wax every month, each of which is more than an inch thick and half a foot long. Weighed, there are more than half a catty. Light it when it gets dark, and put it in the "Stormy Lantern" on the wooden shelf at the door. Once at the end of the month, Zhang San changed the remaining 29 wax into wine and put in new wax. Remembering that there were no dining tables, he went out to buy pig's head meat. No sooner had he left than the mistress came. Xiao Wu and Tie Dan stand guard at the east and west entrances. Xiaosan picked up the lampshade, took out the wax and put it in his pocket, and then took out something as thick and short as wax to change it. What? Special number of hemp seeds! Drop red wax oil around and insert the wax seat, just like real wax! He's finished, too. Zhang San came back, singing and laughing, scalding the wine, finding out the chopsticks, sitting on the kang, and just about to pour the wine, he heard the hooves in the west. "hmm? Why did you come so early today? Maybe not. Don't! It is better to be cautious. " I hurried down to the ground to look for burning paper-this is the west entrance where I heard the sound of hooves. He lit the burning paper, raised the lampshade cage and poked it in, only to hear "Bang!" Bang, the imported officers and soldiers fell off their horses! The lantern is broken and the fire is out! Zhang San got five boards for this. From then on, Zhang San, who works overtime, will give him three points when he sees Xiao San. Xiao Saner politely called him uncle at a distance as soon as he saw Zhang San.
This time, he caught up. Although I didn't see it in the first half, after hearing the blind man scold him, he guessed that it was very close. Heart said: This little third sister really has a way. Han Da, a sly blind man, made him drink horse urine and bite shit! I want to see how much he can do today. Thinking of this, he crept around behind them, reached for Xiao Er's braid, and just stopped halfway. Remembering the stabbing, he lowered his hand and grabbed Xiao Er by the back collar: "Boy, where are you going!" " Xiao Saner turned around and saw Zhang San.
"Uncle, what are you doing with me?"
"What are you doing? I won't say anything about playing lanterns last time-I have a friendship with your father, and getting five boards is nothing! How much trouble have you caused this time? Han Da, a blind man, scolded him in the street for a long time. If one of us comes out with a bad temper and fights with him, don't say anything if life is at stake. This is just a bloody battle. I have to touch my bag! Let's go Go find your father! I'll tell him everything you gave them to drink horse urine and eat shit, and see if he can kill you! "
"It doesn't matter if you find my father, but don't lie. I call you uncle. You said it was wrong for an adult to let a child be beaten in order to avenge the gun on the lantern. "
"This is what I saw with my own eyes, which sentence is a loss? You say! "
"Why did you say I gave him shit?"
"So you said I gave it to you?"
"No, he wants to eat it himself."
"Nonsense, is he crazy to eat that?"
"The way it is, we are playing. They both came over and insisted on singing us a little song. They also said that they don't want money after singing. We went to the carriage shop on the west side of Guandi Temple and peed on the yellow fat horse on the drive shaft. They can cure the disease by mixing some incense ashes. At first I thought he was joking, so I agreed. Who knows that he has finished singing? We had to make some incense burners in Zhoucang, collect horse urine and give them. One person took a sip, didn't agree, and wanted to eat shit. We didn't give it, so they took the horse pole and swung it. We ran away, and they chased and scolded us! Later, it was outrageous. I'm just like you. I'm afraid that if I have a bad temper, things will get too big. I have no choice. I used a branch to find a piece of child's excrement and stuffed it into his mouth. Well, it's really smart. You see, I won't swear now. "
"ah? You fool others with this. "
"If you don't believe me, ask my dad how he lost his heart."
"I brown talks, but I don't believe it ... so, didn't you say you wouldn't scold if you ate shit? Now I come to you, you run away, and I'll settle accounts with your father! Why don't you stick another one in the shit, and the blind will still scold you? You gave it to him, see if he still scolds? If I don't scold them, I will not only let them go, but also give you two waxes in exchange for watermelons. If you still scold, you have to lie on the ground. Your father and I will challenge you, wait for you to get tired, wait for you to get down! "
"all right."
Small three son pursed a branch out of the alley, Zhang San thought he went to the toilet. Actually, he didn't He went to the store and said, "Boss, I'll lend you a small bowl to make a lot of sesame paste, and put two lots of sugar together." Then chopsticks will be tied into a bundle when stirred, which is as thick as thumb and as long as middle finger. Stick them in with a stick! What a nice person he is! Holding a stick in his left hand, he rubbed his nose with his left hand and walked forward. The second blind man happily scolded: "whose ancestral grave has not been repaired, such a scum!" " "At the moment, Xiao San is walking side by side with him, his cane is swinging under his nose ... The second blind man is still cursing:" Bully ... don't ask ... ask. " The second blind man sniffed while cursing and said to himself, what smells so good? Sesame paste sugar with white sugar, can it not be fragrant? It's like someone tied a piece of sesame candy that doesn't come out of the pot and hung it on his nose! "What do you know! Two great grandfathers, I ... "I just wanted to say" not easy to provoke ",but before I could say it, I felt my cold lips were here, sweet. Take a sip and it will be in your mouth! Chew it, it's fragrant and sweet! Zhang Sanyi: What, did you really eat it? The blind man chewed and rubbed his neck with his hand-he swallowed it! Then he said a word and almost didn't make Zhang San's nose angry! "Is there anything else? I want some more! "