How do girls reply humorously when they say it's hot?

How do girls respond humorously when they say it is hot? When it's hot, some girls can't stand the weather, so they complain about it with boys. How do boys communicate with girls at this time? Next, I will share with you how girls respond humorously when they say spicy food.

How do girls reply humorously when they say it's hot? 1 1. I heard that when it is hot, it can well neutralize cold and heat, so I will tell you a cold joke. Stay calm when you listen. Then you find a cold joke for girls.

For example, if a person knows nothing, it means that this person has been struck by lightning; If you have money around you and you feel safe, then why does the armored car escort carry a gun? It's really puzzling. I wonder if the girl will want to hit you. )

2, you are very hot, that feeling is very good. I brought dinner at noon today, but it's not hot or cold yet. Why don't you heat it up for me and save some electricity!

The boy a girl likes can arouse her mood, and the routine of picking up girls can play this role. I didn't understand these routines before, but I accidentally read the teacher's secret book "Jianghan Lian Bi Technique" on the Internet. I was completely fascinated when I watched it on the first day, then I went to bed very late every night, and then I practiced. In the first month, there were about four or five girls in many ways to pick up girls in the book, and each one was more active than the other. Single brothers should go and have a look. Jiang Han loves art, and there are e-books online. You will find that this is the way to pick up girls.

It's normal for you to be hot there. After all, you live in Africa. When will you come back to my place? We are warm as spring all year round, which is very suitable for life.

4. Are you hot? Why don't I think so? So you're a slut?

Of course it is hot in summer. Why don't I take you to the snow park or the indoor ski resort on the weekend? It's cool there

I'm going to buy a small fan, a sun umbrella and an ice pack. Do you want to buy anything? I will buy it and send it to you. On the way to send something to the girl, buy her Haolilai or Haagen-Dazs, cool desserts and snacks. In the process of chasing girls, actions are more intuitive and reliable than sweet words.

7. Don't you have air conditioning there? Why don't you come to my place after work? I turned on the air conditioner here. It's cool! It is one thing whether a girl will come before the relationship is in place, and it is your business to say or not.

8. It's best to go swimming in hot weather. Shall I take you to have a try this weekend? If a girl says she can't swim, you can teach her. If the girl says yes, you will have more opportunities. And swimming can not only see the best figure, if you can't swim, or swim badly, you can also teach girls by hand, of course, provided that you swim well, which is also a specialty.

9. The standard in summer is air conditioner, fan and ice melon. I'll get these ready and send them to you later, okay?

10, according to physics, a person may feel hot if he wears too much clothes, otherwise you won't be so hot if you take off a dress.

1 1, female: "It's too hot"

Man: "You need an ice cream when you pinch your fingers at this time. It's refreshing to think about it."

Woman: "Ha ha, you really know how to count. Are you a fortune teller? "

Man: "Why don't I treat you to ice cream after work, so I'm really accurate?"

12, female: "It's too hot today"

Man: "Then I'll take you to eat ice cream after work."

Or: "I'll wait for you in the air-conditioned room after work."

Or: "I bought you a bikini, so it won't get hot."

How do girls respond humorously when they say it is hot? 2 1. Girls don't respond well.

The girl's bad reaction shows that her emotional state is very unstable at this time. At this time, if you say that it is out of date and the weather is already hot and dry, it may detonate girls' emotions in an instant. So the correct way is to listen patiently, comfort and let the girl know that you understand her, and then the relationship will be much smoother.

For example:

Woman: "I'm so bored today. I'm bored to death."

Man: "This bad weather makes you unhappy. What's wrong? "

Female: "The boss blames me for not doing this and that ..."

Man: "It's not worth it now. I will buy you an ice cream after work. Let's fire the boss together. "

2. Girls' reaction is average.

Never say "turn on the air conditioner" and "find a cool place" to a girl. This is a very logical way to reply. Logical chat can't arouse girls' emotions, and even make girls who have a good impression on you lose interest in you. Therefore, we should try our best to make chatting interesting.

For example:

Woman: "It's too hot to do anything."

Male: "To get revenge, I am blowing air conditioning in the air-conditioned room at this time, grinning" (to stimulate girls' emotions)

Female: "cut"

Man: "Grandma Feng is my sister. I'll ask her to send you a bag of wind later "(role-playing)

3. Girls are having an affair with you.

If you are having an affair with a girl, it means that this girl is interested in you. You know, the purpose of chatting is to invite. Since the girl told you that she was hot, you might as well take the opportunity to find a reason to ask her out. If the current conditions are inconvenient, we should continue to enhance the ambiguous atmosphere with girls.

This girl is your girlfriend.

If your girlfriend tells you that she is very hot when chatting, she needs your comfort, understanding and companionship, and needs you to bring her a good emotional experience and help her get rid of the hot and restless bad mood. After all, girlfriends are used to coax and hurt, so as to maintain your long-term relationship.

1, ambiguous reply

Woman: "honey, it hurts me to death."

Man: "Then I'll help you undress."

Or: "You remind me of a shy photo. Shy "

Or: "I am a small air conditioner, and chatting with me can make you feel good."

Step 2 date directly

Woman: "honey, it's too hot today."

Man: "Then I'll take you to eat ice cream after work."

Or: "I'll wait for you in the air-conditioned room after work."

Or: "I'll buy you a bikini and we'll go swimming."