Marriage is the grave of love, and sadly, mistress will come to rob the tomb-super funny.

My son didn't study hard and was repaired by his father.

As a result, my son actually told his father a big lesson: There are several kinds of stupid birds in this world, one is to fly first, the other is not to fly, and the other is to lay eggs, pinning their hopes on the next generation.

Then there was a bag on her son's head.

Mother took her son to the Temple of Heaven Garden. When he came back, he was learning painting, so he drew the Temple of Heaven and gave it to the teacher.

As a result, the teacher repeatedly boasted in class: The birthday cake painted by Xiao Ming is really good. I posted it for everyone to enjoy.

Mother took her daughter to a toy store, and her daughter took a fancy to a doll. After her mother bought it, she was ready to take her daughter away.

Unexpectedly, her daughter said, Mom, you have to give this doll an interpreter, otherwise how can we play together?

A shoeshine was polishing shoes for a judge. The judge asked the shoeshine proudly: Many people don't know which is more important, the judge or the law. what do you reckon ? The shoeshine immediately replied: of course, the judge is important! The judge was very happy to hear this, gave the shoeshine more tips and asked, Why do you think so? The shoeshine replied with a smile, because the law doesn't need me to polish his shoes.

Marriage is the grave of love. What's more sad is that mistress will come to rob the tomb.

When I was a child, my parents always believed that the ugly duckling would turn into a white swan and then marry a rich woman. One day when I grew up, my father looked at me intently, and then said earnestly, Son, you'd better study hard. < P > There was a beautiful new female colleague in the company, and we forced our colleague to cough twice in front of her! The woman said very gently: caught a cold? The idiot man said a little excitedly, well, a little! Woman: Then you stay away from me, stay away from me, and we will laugh on the spot!

at the end of the week, the sun was shining on my ass, and my son still didn't get up. My mother cried, slacker, what time is it? Are you still sleeping? Get up quickly.

My son argued under the covers that I went to bed at 6 o'clock last night, but I didn't go to bed until 1 o'clock. Marriage is the grave of love

Time flies, and I have been married for more than 3 years. Rain comes, rain goes, once owned, but now! Huang Dou, an old man, makes people dislike you, so you have to silently accept that you are unhappy, no matter how you go in the future. If you are not happy, you will quarrel and don't want to worry. If you should come, you should not come. It is true that people say that marriage is the grave of love.

First, most people who say that marriage is the grave of love are making excuses for their failed marriage. Marriage can be the hall of many loves, and marriage can also be the grave of many loves. If your marriage breaks down, it's not your marriage's fault, it's your fault. Plain black

Second, it is said that marriage is the grave of love. In fact, it is not love that dies, but the freedom kidnapped by love.

Third, there are so many people on earth, how many people can keep their original heart for the lover you love, at least I have never met them, and I will never meet them again. Like Pisces, I look forward to romance and like fantasy. The chance of meeting such a lover is probably zero. The so-called love is just that two people who can talk to each other appreciate each other, encourage each other, blame each other, run in and adapt to each other. . . Marriage is the tomb of love, which has been passed down through the ages. It must be right, and more and more people believe that this sentence is right.

Fourth, because marriage is the grave of love, it is called sweeping the grave.

5. My eldest brother is getting married tomorrow, and he must take us to experience the last bachelor party tonight. I can't forget his sincerity in talking about family responsibilities with his father-in-law at home last second, and I can't forget the scene of holding a cigarette and holding a beer on my shoulder and talking to me about marriage as the grave of love. The picture is too joyful. < P > Sixth, if marriage is the grave of love, then I am a grave robber.

7. Most people who say that marriage is the grave of love are making excuses for their failed marriage. Marriage can be the hall of many loves, and marriage can also be the grave of many loves. If your marriage breaks down, it's not your marriage's fault, it's your fault.

8. Some people say that marriage is the grave of love, while others say that marriage is the sea of life. Different worlds care about different things, and the feelings they see are not necessarily the feelings they need. Some people are busy approaching the Civil Affairs Bureau, but they don't understand that marriage and love are not the same thing. Sweet words at the wedding are not very emotional. What is really noisy in marriage is very hard. Some fears are innate, and fear of marriage really hurts. The best time to know, the last time to get married, and the last time to break up is like a written story script is so surprised and so dim. Life and the choice of human nature are between one thought. Some people understand life and can't understand human nature. In different worlds, everyone has good and bad sides in front of good and bad, but they can't see through it, which is terrible, insidious and dark. Maybe I'm fed up with everything in human nature, and I can't see through the inner side of human nature. The aura of human nature leads to light and darkness, and the search, exploration and inner heart of human nature can only be read by myself.

9. People who say that marriage is the grave of love actually dug the grave by themselves, keeping their original clever thoughts about each other and not letting them disappear. I don't believe there will be graves. When I got it, I began to feel that those clever thoughts were troublesome, so it is strange that such feelings are not numb. < P > 1. Marriage is the tomb of love, and those who are inside let love die inside, and those who fantasize about eternal love outside should not go in! Come out and go in, beyond redemption!

11. Marriage is the grave of love, and children are the touchstone of marriage. You won't know what kind of person you are marrying until you are pregnant and have a baby. Human nature cannot stand the test.

12. Some people say that marriage is the grave of love, while others say that marriage is a besieged city. Graves or besieged cities, men and women who are in love and married go in and out. Contemporary young people are afraid of marriage, no matter how complicated the realistic reasons and social factors behind it are, but this phenomenon is definitely not the product of social progress, but a psychological disease in modern society, and it also reflects the crisis of trust between people more or less.

XIII. Women don't understand that it is an unfortunate beginning to approach marriage because they are moved or grateful or because men are kind to you; Men don't understand that it is the beginning of fatigue to enter marriage because of physiological needs and because they want to find a legal object who can go to bed stably for a long time. Most of today's marriages are caused by these two things, but unfortunately, the parties concerned don't know the reasons, and they can only attribute the failed marriage to the simple conclusion that marriage is the grave of love. Finally, two people who are not married because of mutual appreciation will never understand that marriage is by no means a simple exchange of values that can be summarized. You will never know what happiness looks like until you have experienced it, which is why happiness is precious.

14. Marriage is the grave of love, why do so many people still want to die?

15. Today is Valentine's Day. It is a happy and sweet day for many people who are in love. It is a lonely and helpless day for many single people. What kind of day is it for those who have just climbed out of the grave of love? It is said that marriage is the grave of love, and the deeper the love, the deeper it will be buried. Once two people who love each other decide to start burying together, there is no turning back. Married life will face many new challenges, and there will be many people who want to rob the tomb, but these are not the reasons for climbing out of the grave. The only thing that can really let yourself climb out of the grave is your heart. It is said that children are grave keepers. Can they really keep their parents' graves?

Sixteen, seeing a baby sick is more about blaming yourself for not taking him well ... Hey ~ Think about what women get married for? I don't understand those people who would rather have cats and dogs than get married and have children! Maybe they are more rational ~ men are really selfish, they live in their own world ~ Eva has little to do with him, and stupid women have given up their careers and failed to bring their children; It's true that many failed marriages are the graves of love

17. Bored people are together with bored people but accuse marriage of being the graves of love, and marriage doesn't carry the pot.

XVIII. Others say that marriage is the grave of love. Sheng Sheng said that marriage is a cage. I said that marriage is like a gamble. If you win, you will live forever. If you lose for a while, people's hearts are always so elusive.

XIX. As I have stepped into the grave of love, marriage is tolerant and love is understandable. If I can, I really want to be single for a lifetime.

XX. If there is more tolerance, love, consideration, trust and responsibility between husband and wife, there will be no problems that couples in the world can't solve. If they are not happy, they will fight to see if they can remember each other's kindness, which shows that husband and wife are tolerant and loving enough. Enough love, marriage still needs to be defended? Joke, it has long been said that playing undead and scolding undead is the real trump card for husband and wife. Friendship is very fragile, and the relationship between interests is easy to break down. The friendship between gentlemen is as light as the best and most expensive old iron. Being a man, it is good to owe yourself, but it is best not to owe others. Thank you for rewarding the netizens and everyone who was scolded. Scold you still like me so much, not that I am a bitch, but that you are cheap! I only like the success of my Tang primary school!

21. I didn't believe that marriage was the grave of love before. I always thought that marriage was beautiful and happy. I always looked forward to it. But when I really approached this so-called grave of love, I found that it was an endless quarrel and boredom every day. It was creepy, but the child was the only thing that kept me going. I couldn't let her lack the love of her parents because she was innocent and had no feelings in name. I was ridiculous and sad. quiet inside

22. Marriage was neither the grave nor the end of love. Marriage was brand-new.

Twenty-three, why does this argument appear again? Women's rights are not to split the relationship between men and women, but to seek common ground while reserving differences! What's the use of just going to the Civil Affairs Bureau Hospital for a day? Can I watch it for a year? Why not go to a funeral home or a wedding hotel? The premise that marriage is the grave of love is that you have found the wrong person. There is no right or wrong in marriage itself, and the issue of property division is constantly improving, but the most important premise of marriage is that love is eternal!

24. Marriage is the grave of love and the conclusion. The premise is that love is spent in the day-to-day dullness, and two people don't have enough time or mood to maintain their stable feelings, which are exhausted under the scouring of time. It will be better if you have children. No one has leisure time to feel the subtle changes of emotions and can't be melodramatic.

25. Marriage is the grave of love. You can't be the only one who likes me. I like you. There are too many things to face and mix, which will make people tired. It is said that marriage is the grave of love. Why do so many people yearn for

1. The more they want, the more they feel that they have lost

2. The strong are not without tears, but can run forward with tears

3. Men and women have absolutely different views on love at first sight. Women want love at first sight, which comes from romantic fantasy, while men want love at first sight, which comes from the temptation of the lower body.

4. I know it's a play, but I have to accompany you to play it.

5. My greatest wish is to say good morning, good afternoon and good night to you every day.

6. No matter where you go or what the weather is, remember to bring your own sunshine

7. Success is actually very simple, that is, when you can't hold on, hold on.

8. Don't be too kind to me, so I can't tell friendship from love.

9. I will always remember what belongs to me. What doesn't belong to me, I can only learn as if nothing had happened.

1. My retention is entanglement

11. In marriage, two kinds of people are most admirable: first, young women who accompany men through hardships; Second, older men who accompany women to live a good life.

12. I especially hate people who obviously added me and always ask me who I am.

13, it will be dark, people will change, 3 points of affection, 7 points of deception

14, leave tears to those who love you the most, and leave smiles to those who hurt you the most.

15. Don't take a person too seriously, because you may be nothing in that person's heart.

16. The so-called love is having someone who can easily control your emotions, making you cry one moment and making you laugh the next.

sometimes silence doesn't mean I have nothing to say.

18. A man keeps a night for a woman, and a woman keeps a life for a man. Interestingly, men can't wait, but they often say "wait for you all your life"; Women can't afford to wait, but they have waited all their lives.

19. When I was a child, happiness was a very simple thing. Grow up,/simplicity is a very happy thing!

2. If marriage is the grave of love, then blind date is to look at feng shui for the grave, confession is to dig the grave, marriage is double suicide, empathy is to move the grave, and the third party is to rob the grave.

21. You can have as much happiness as you can let go.

22. How long can you wait for a person? The most beautiful words are spoken by men, and the most successful ones are women. Men promiscuous, more fickle, since ancient times.

23. I'm too young to see clearly whether it's a man or a dog. Classic funny sentence: marriage is love ...

If marriage is the grave of love, That's ...

longing for love → I don't know life or death → looking for someone → living impatiently

blind date → seeing feng shui for my grave

love → the deadline is not far away

confession → digging my own grave

refusal → surviving

falling in love → this is not a desperate thing; what is it

writing a love letter → doing it. P > Cold War → surviving

Break up → Close call

second time around → Those who should come still want to

propose marriage → instigate suicide

save the marriage fund → insure life insurance

get engaged → one foot has stepped into the coffin

get married → double suicide

third party → grave robbery

move on. Divorce → death and death

engagement banquet → memorial service

wedding banquet → transcend Fa Hui

relatives and friends → mourning brigade

wrapping red envelopes → solatium

notarized marriage → death certificate issued by the court

collective marriage → collective suicide

wedding craze → scrambling to die

ideal marriage. → pure land on earth

people who have been married many times → demonstration cemetery

marriage friends club → funeral home

marriage experts → cemetery administrator

wedding anniversary → Qingming Tomb Sweeping Festival

general marriage → death

lightning marriage.