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The Kite Runner is a book about friendship, family and mistakes. In a country almost at war, two friends, Amir and Hassan, are about to be torn apart forever. It is a beautiful afternoon in Kabul, and a kite-fighting competition is going on. But later, a boy's terrible betrayal will change their lives forever. Now, after living in the United States for 20 years, Amir has returned to dangerous Afghanistan to face the secrets that still haunt him and seize the last chance to correct his mistakes.
1。 Traveling with foreign friends today, the air outside is very good and makes people feel very comfortable. We all appreciate the beautiful girl's bike. We appreciate the beautiful natural scenery. We had a happy day. Go out and make friends with friends today. The air outside is very good, which makes people feel comfortable. We enjoyed the birds and flowers all the way by bike. Enjoy the infinite beauty brought by nature. Everyone had a happy day.
2。 I bought a lot of clothes today. I am happy to go shopping with my parents. I have to pay for things for my parents. It doesn't take a long time to buy what they like in their street, but I'm really happy to see the price, hehe. I love my parents, and I thank them for their care and love. I bought a lot of clothes today, and I was very happy shopping with my parents. I have my parents to help me pay for things. I don't like going shopping alone, but I have to think about the price for a long time. Hehe, I'm really happy. I love my parents. I am very grateful for their concern and love for me.
3. Fudi's Robinson Crusoe, a British novelist, describes the legendary story of the protagonist wandering on the island, overcoming difficulties and working hard to start a business. The novel is naturally true and full of legend. The hero planted crops on the isolated island, set up a cabin, ate countless storms and survived. Thinking, returning to the anxiety of the world, how to get out of these damn places, just like fascinated him, failed, and finally returned to England in 1868, after 28 years' absence. I was inspired by Robinson Crusoe. His naivety made me wait for opportunities to make trouble, thinking, moving towards another goal in life, and exhausting my strength to achieve my own like Robinson Crusoe. We need to have the spirit of hard work like Robinson.
Robinson Crusoe by Defoe, an English novelist, describes the legendary story of the protagonist drifting on an isolated island, overcoming many difficulties and starting a business with difficulty. The novel is true and natural, full of legend. The hero grows crops on an isolated island, builds a wooden house, eats hardships and survives. However, his desire to return to the world fascinated him, thinking only about how to get out of this terrible place, but he still failed and finally returned to the rich side at 1868.
Robinson Crusoe inspired me, and his tenacity made me want to go to another goal of life like Robinson and reach my ideal state with my own strength.
We need to have Robinson's fighting spirit.
The greatest swordsman in the world
In the performance of the world's best fencer, the third fencer stepped onto the stage. A fly was released, and his sword drew an arc and cut the fly in half. The crowd cheered. Then the second person cut a fly into four parts. People quieted down and looked forward to the greatest fencer in the world.
His blade drew a huge arc, but the insect continued to fly! The crowd was stunned. The greatest swordsman completely missed his goal, but he continued to smile.
"Why are you so happy?" Someone shouted. "You missed!"
"Ah," replied the swordsman, "you didn't look carefully. They fly to live, yes-but he will never be a father. "
The greatest fencer in the world
In the performance of the best fencer in the world, the third fencer came on the field. A fly was released and the sword drew an arc. He divided the fly in half. The audience cheered. Then the second man cut a fly into four and a half. The scene was silent, and people were looking forward to the appearance of the greatest fencer in the world.
His blade drew a huge arc-but the insects continued to fly! The audience was stunned. The greatest fencer completely missed his goal, but he still smiled.
Why are you so happy? Someone shouted, "You missed!"
"Ah," replied the swordsman, "you didn't look very carefully just now. The fly is still alive, yes-but he will never be a father. "
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A mistake
An American, a Scotsman and a Canadian were killed in a car accident. They arrived at the gate of heaven, and the flustered St. Peter explained that it was a mistake. "Give me $500 each," he said. "I'll send you back to Earth as if it never happened."
"Done!" Americans say. He immediately found himself standing near the scene unscathed.
"Where are the others?" A doctor asked.
"As far as I know," said the American, "the Scot is bargaining, while the Canadian is arguing that his government should pay."
make a mistake
An American, an Englishman and a Canadian were killed in a car accident. They arrived at the gate of heaven. There, drunken St. Peter explained that there was a mistake. "Give me $500 each," he said. "I will send you back to Earth as if nothing had happened."
"Deal!" Americans say. Immediately, he found himself standing near the scene unscathed.
"Where are the others?" A doctor asked.
"Before I left," said the American, "I saw the British bargaining, while the Canadian argued that his government should pay."
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Pig or witch
A man is driving on a steep and narrow mountain road. A woman is driving on the same road. When they passed by, the woman leaned out of the window and shouted, "Pig! ! "The man immediately poked his head out of the window and imitated it." Witch! ! "They each went on their way. When the man rounded the next corner, he hit a pig in the middle of the road. If only men would listen.
Pig or witch
A man is driving on a steep and narrow mountain road, and a woman is driving in the opposite direction. When they met, the woman stuck her head out of the window and shouted, "Pig! ! "The man immediately put his head out of the window and replied," Witch! ! "They moved on. The man turned at the next intersection and ran into a pig in the middle of the road. If only this man could understand what that woman meant.
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competence
A priest in Ogden, Iowa, is matching coins with a member of his congregation for a cup of coffee. When asked whether this constitutes gambling, the minister replied, "It is just a scientific way to decide who will do charity."
When asked if he was willing to die for his beliefs, philosopher Bertrand Russell replied, "Of course not. After all, I may be wrong. "
A newspaper organized a competition to find the best answer to the following question: "If there was a fire in the Louvre, if you could only save one painting, which one would you save?"
The winning answer is: "The one closest to the exit."
Question answering skills
A priest in Ogden, Iowa, is guessing coins with a member of his congregation for a cup of coffee. When someone asked him if this constituted gambling, the priest replied, "It's just a scientific way to decide who will do a good deed."
When I asked the philosopher Russell if he was willing to die for his beliefs, he replied, "Of course not. After all, I may be wrong. "
A newspaper organized a competition to collect the best answer to the following question: "If there was a fire in the Louvre, you could only save one painting, which one would you save?"
The winning answer is: "The one closest to the door."
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The great lion hunter Jones
A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. Therefore, its leaders sent a message to the great hunter Jones, asking him to kill the beast.
For several nights, the hunter lay in wait for the lion, but it never appeared. Finally, he asked the village chief to kill a cow and give him the cowhide. He put the skins on his shoulders and went to the pasture to wait for the lions.
In the middle of the night, the villagers were awakened by the creepy screams coming from the pasture. When they approached cautiously, they saw the hunter lying on the ground, groaning in pain. There is no sign of a lion.
"What happened, Jones? Where is the lion? " Asked the chief.
"Never mind that damn lion!" He howled. "Which one of you idiots let the cow out?"
The great hunter Jones
There is a small village worried about a man-eating lion. Therefore, the village chief sent for the great hunter Jones to kill the beast.
The hunter lay waiting for several nights, but the lion never appeared. Finally, he asked the village chief to kill a sheep and give him the scalp. The hunter put the sheepskin on his body and went to the grassland to wait for the lion.
In the middle of the night, the villagers were awakened by screams from the grassland. When they approached cautiously, they saw the hunter lying on the grass, groaning in pain. There is no sign of a lion.
"Jones, what's the matter? Where is the lion? " The village chief asked.
"No lions!" The hunter roared, "Which fool let the bull out?"
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weather forecast
A film crew is filming deep in the desert. One day, an old Indian went to the director and said, "It will rain tomorrow." It rained the next day.
A week later, the Indian went to the director and said, "There will be a storm tomorrow." It began to hail the next day.
"This Indian is incredible," said the director. He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predict the weather.
However, after several successful predictions, the old Indian did not show up for two weeks.
Finally, the director sent someone to find him. "I have to shoot a big scene tomorrow," said the director. "I'm counting on you. What will the weather be like? "
The Indian shrugged his shoulders. I don't know,' he said. "The radio is broken."
weather forecast
A film crew is working deep in the desert. One day, an old Indian man came to the director and told him, "It will rain tomorrow." It did rain the next day.
A week later, the Indian came to tell the director, "There will be a storm tomorrow." Sure enough, it began to hail the next day.
"Indians are amazing," said the director. He told his secretary to hire the Indian to forecast the weather.
Some predictions are successful. Then, for the next two weeks, the Indians disappeared.
Finally, the director sent someone to invite him. "I have to shoot a big scene tomorrow," said the director. "It's up to you. What will the weather be like tomorrow? "
Indians shrugged their shoulders. "I don't know," said the Indian. "The radio is broken."
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I acted like a lady.
One day, women's dresses in Far East Department Store were on sale, and a noble middle-aged man decided to buy one for his wife. But he soon found himself being beaten by a crazy woman.
He endured it as long as possible; Then, with his head down and his arms waving, he struggled through the crowd.
"There you are!" Challenge an excited voice. "Can't you act like a gentleman?"
"Listen," he said, "I've been acting like a gentleman for an hour. From now on, I want to behave like a lady. "
I want to act like a lady.
One day, women's dresses in Far East Department Store were on sale, and a noble middle-aged man wanted to buy one for his wife. However, it wasn't long before he found himself staggered by that crazy woman.
He tried to bear it. Later, he bowed his head, waved his arms and pushed his way through the crowd.
"What are you doing?" Someone screamed, "Can't you act like a gentleman?"
"Listen," he said, "I've been acting like a gentleman for an hour. From now on, I will behave like a lady. "