What have you ever done that made people laugh like crazy?

I did something that is incredible even now when I think about it. It was the funniest thing I have ever done.

I was still in elementary school at that time, and it happened to be winter vacation. I had nothing to do at home, and the weather was cold, so I could only watch TV. At that time, the movie channel showed a movie, which told the story of a sister-in-law Liang who hatched an egg. She hatched a very cute chick from an egg. After watching it, I felt like I was in a daze, and I was very hopeful. I can also have a pet of my own. I can sleep with it, eat with it, and play with me. We can grow up together.

In this way, I started a careful plan. At that time, an egg was a very valuable thing. I had to secretly take an egg from home without being discovered. Once I took advantage of my grandma’s cabinet. I secretly took an egg without locking it. I also have two demon king brothers at home. I have to not let them know, otherwise, they will tell the truth. So I have my own little secret, and I carry one in my pocket every day. Egg, hoping that one day a chick will be able to break out of it.

In this way, I go to school every day and carry an egg in my pocket when I eat. I am afraid of accidentally breaking the egg, and I am afraid that the egg will be discovered by others. Day after day, the egg is still a little bit soft. There was no movement, and I began to wonder why my eggs couldn't hatch! I was puzzled by this. Later, I saw the chickens at home lying on the eggs and hatching them by themselves. I think it must be that I didn't take the egg with me when I went to bed at night. It was very cold so it didn't want to come out.

I have been putting eggs in a lot of cotton. It turns out that temperature is needed to hatch the eggs! I also deliberately used a flashlight to shine on the eggs at night! Seeing a small ball inside, I felt that I would be able to hatch a chick. I used to sleep with my grandma at night, but now I had to hatch the eggs without letting grandma know. I also coaxed my brother to switch with me. At night, I carefully put the egg on my belly and covered it with a quilt. I imagined that the chick would hatch in a few days. Maybe I would see a cute chick tomorrow. I was afraid of myself. The eggs will be crushed when sleeping at night, so I made a point of sleeping on my back! I fell asleep before I knew it.

On the second day, I slept until the sun was shining on my buttocks. When I got up, I opened the quilt and saw that there were yellow things everywhere in my quilt. I was shocked. I thought I had diarrhea while sleeping in bed in the middle of the night. My mother ran in and took a look. She said why I was covered in yellow. I thought I was sick at the time! I actually pooped on the bed when I slept. I completely forgot about bringing the eggs to bed! I feel sorry for the egg for three seconds!

When my mother took the quilt out to wash, she found egg shells. My mother asked me why I slept with eggs? I immediately realized that my egg was ruined, and I burst into tears. I was so sad! He said that my chicks were gone and there would be no more chicks. At that time, my mother was laughing so hard that she fell forward and backward! Later, my mother found out that I had the whimsical idea of ​​hatching chickens after watching TV.

Wipe the sweat! Later, I became a joke. My mother told people about it every time she met. When I met my aunt, my relatives and friends all said, "It didn't take long for this to happen, and I lost all my face." ! Even during the Chinese New Year, they used this incident as a joke at the dinner table, making everyone go crazy with joy. It was so bad, and they based their happiness on my sorrow.

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