World Cup: Humorous Commentator
1, aguero once vowed not to be a player but also to be a player's wife.
(In other words, how can a big man in aguero want to be someone else's wife? Later, he found that it was the humor of the commentator. Words: If you can't be a player, you should be the son-in-law of the player's wife. CCTV commentator, this is a big joke. )
2. shoot! This is a goal! This goal ensured Denmark's victory!
(Holland vs Denmark in the group match. In the 85th minute, the Orange Legion led Denmark 2-0. The commentator was so excited that he changed the scores of the two teams directly. )
3. South Korea takes the lead in qualifying!
It is said that this is A vs Korea game. Finally, the commentator was very excited. What he wants to express is that Argentina is the first group to qualify. This excitement was directly changed, and the commentator was really amazing! Koreans! Korea, thank you! )
4. No porridge
(still, vs Korea. The commentator has been saying the name of a Korean player: "Wu Xifan". It is said that his name is Oh Beom-Seok. . . I said the commentator stayed up watching Wei Xiaobao last night. Feng Xifan)
Juarez is sitting on the sofa with a yellow card.
(。 . . There is a commentator on the sofa. You are so humorous and follow the trend of the times. You are also the commentator of this year's World Cup.
6. Host Mexico participated in the opening match for the first time.
(It turned out that this year's World Cup was not in South Africa, but moved to Mexico. Otherwise, how can you say that the commentator is strong? In short, you have to move for the World Cup. )
7. The head coach made a gesture to signal the game to continue.
This is the match between Tunisia and Saudi Arabia in the 2006 World Cup. The commentator gave the head coach great power. The next sentence is whether the referee is dissatisfied with the head coach's penalty. . . )
8. The defender's arm left his body.
In 2006, the commentator made a classic slip of the tongue, saying that the defender was a Transformers, with his arms flying straight out? )
9. The Danish goalkeeper opened his body and saved the ball.
This is the 20 10 group match between Holland and Denmark. I can't help wondering if this is the same person as the one above. . . )
10, No.7 player Sharp passes the ball to No.9 player, who is also called Sharp. They may be brothers. There are many brothers who are active in football, such as Delporte in Holland and Keane in Ireland. Good shot, this ball is passed to 10, very good. Hey, 10 is also called Sharp. It may be that foreign players only have their last names printed on their jerseys. These players are all surnamed Sharp, just like many players in Korea are surnamed Park. Beautiful, 10 connected two players and scored a goal, 1 1 went to congratulate, 1 1 was-sharp? (Pause for a long time) Sorry for the audience, Sharp is the name of the sponsor printed on the jersey.
(this. . . Don't know what to say. . . Powerful and painful. . . 1 1 Brother Sharp! )
1 1, Larson gently pushes the ball to the far corner. Larson scored! Oh, I'm sorry, it's Ljungberg! Because they are both bald, so. .......
In the 2006 World Cup match between Sweden and Paraguay, it is not unfair that other people's baldness annoyed you. . . )
12, this is the world's first goal, this is England's first goal in this tournament. This is the first goal of Mexico, Iran and Asia in this World Cup.
(this. . . What's the first goal? It's confusing. The commentator was so excited. . . )
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13, alas! Mexico's goalkeeper collapsed in the stands, wondering if he could stick to the game. Mexico has used up three substitution places, and if it doesn't persist, it will have to make a guest appearance for other teams.
In the match between Mexico and Portugal in 2006, the goalkeeper collided with the opposing attacker and fell to the ground injured, but not in the stands. . . What does it mean to be a guest on another team? . . Can you still do this? ! )
14, South Korea, Japan, North Korea, Australia, which of these South Korean teams can produce good results and represent the Asian level?
(20 10 world cup Korea vs Greece, the commentator is Korea. . . These Korean teams. . . How many can South Korea have? )
15, South Africa's pass flies like a Scud missile, and Mexico's interception is like a precise patriot.
(The explanation of the opening game, similar to the analogy of advertising, is a classic)
16, ah! Rivaldo was hit by a UFO! It looks like a football!
In the 2002 World Cup in Korea and Japan, the commentator was completely out of state. . . Is it football or UFO on the court? )
17, Higuain should be renamed as "Jade Guanyin", which sounds good and easy to remember.
After Argentina's 4-/Kloc-0-0 victory over South Korea, the commentator began to tease Higuain and Yu Guanyin who performed hat tricks. . . )
18, Barcelona played a 4-4-2 formation today.
(Spain vs Switzerland, I said that there will be Barcelona in the World Cup? The commentator is obviously not in the state, and at first glance he is a Barcelona fan)
19, Barcelona's attack compressed Villa's space and affected his specialty.
(Same as above, same commentator, same slip of the tongue. I said, how much you want to watch the Barcelona game! ? )
20. This is Lalion's consistent coaching style. . . Law enforcement style
(Portugal vs Cô te d 'Ivoire group match, there was a dispute between Cristiano Ronaldo and Degmer, and the referee Lalion each got a yellow card. As soon as the commentator got excited, Lalion became a teacher. . . )
2 1, although the scene is calm now, it seems that you can smell the burning air.
Will the air still burn in the final of Spain-France 1/8 in 2006? I'm afraid there is a fire around the commentator! )
22, really didn't shovel down, shovel down the ball.
In the group match between England and Trinidad and Tobago in 2006, the original intention was: I really didn't tackle the ball, but I did tackle someone. The role is reversed and the ball is reversed)
23. I clearly saw the eye contact between Veron and Heinze.
(Argentina 1-0 beat Nigeria in the group match. The commentator always stressed that you must have brought a microscope when talking about this commentator. . . )
Finally, a positive classic.
24. Tall and brave Palermo, short and flexible Messi, high-spirited Tevez, elegant Higuain, flashy Milito and consistent aguero are simply avant-garde museums!
(Argentina vs Nigeria's group match, the commentator finally came to a classic! )
Finally, thank these lovely commentators for bringing us wonderful explanations.