Funny short sentences in Yunnan dialect
Local dialect words of Yunnan dialect: Kenadian, Jiangang, Banzha, Gedu, Laopeacock, Zhengnyang, etc.
1. What's the point-go there.
2, sharp and rigid-extreme, mainly derogatory.
3. Banzha-praise people or events for doing very well.
4. Guny-staring with hostile eyes.
5, each is-isn't it? Express doubt.
6, the old peacock-gossip, describe this person's performance is not the right time.
7. What's the whole thing-what to do? Sometimes it means eating something.
8, slot resistance-contains disgust, disgust, dirty or unkind.
9. Counterfeit goods-fake and shoddy goods, sometimes describing a person as unreliable.
1. Praise is a slap in the face, wonder is it a slap in the face, isn't it? Yes, how do you call it Zha? Interesting is too fairy, funny is too sparrow, showing off is called shaking grass, bad behavior is called Tanai, cheating is called clear people, sophistry is called gang, hate to call vulgarity, defy spirit and call guns up, and refuse to listen to advice. Gyro is called snail, smoking is called smoking, and it is called smoking. 2. a few funny short sentences
1. I will give birth to a son named "Hao Shuai" in the future, and others will say "Hao Shuai Dad" when they see me.
2. Work, take a step back, broaden the horizon, love, take a step back and go to the empty building. The highest level of work is to watch others go to work and lead others' wages.
4. Money is not the problem, but no money! 5. I won't accept anyone when I'm drunk, so I'll hold the wall! 6. I am like a fly lying on the glass. I have a bright future, but I can't find a way out. 7. Do you know, big brother? The meat of the second brother is now more expensive than that of the master. 8. If eating more fish can nourish the brain and make people smarter, then you must at least eat a pair of whales ... 9. If the water is clear, there will be no fish, and if people are mean, they will be invincible. 1. Youth is like toilet paper. It is too much to look at, but it is not enough to use it. 11. My friends around me, hurry up and become famous, so that my memoirs can sell well. 12. A female classmate is a little dark, and her boyfriend is a little white. One day, the poisonous queen in the dormitory suddenly said to her, "You can't do this, you will give birth to zebras." 13. My mother always regards handsome guys and money as things. And they always look at me like this. 14. Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you. 15. I'm not a casual person. 16. God said that there should be light, and I said I opposed it. Since then, there has been darkness in the world. 17. Today, I'm in a bad mood. I only have four sentences to say, including this one and the previous two. My words are over. 18. To be a man, I have to wander between A and B.
2. A tree without its skin will surely die; People are shameless and invincible in the world. 21. The farmer's three fists hurt a little. 22. In fact, I have always been very popular: when I was a child, I was loved by everyone, but now I am a bitch. 23. I'm not afraid of enemies like tigers, but I'm afraid of teammates like pigs. 24. Go my own way and let others take a taxi (go someone else's way and let others have nowhere to go). 25. Rats carry knives and look for cats all over the street. 26. As long as you work hard, you can shit seriously. It's Cao Cao (not Liu Xiang).
Because speaking of the devil, get out of here as far as you can think. Only when there is a long queue at the railway station can you truly realize that you are a "descendant of the dragon". 3. Lovers eventually become family members. 31. Spring has come, and a flock of geese are flying north, arranged in a B-shape for a while, and arranged in a T-shape for a while ... 32. Where to fall, lie down. 33. When the tiger doesn't show off, you think I am HELLO KITTY! 34. The donkey has been thinking over and over ~ 35. The highest level of self-help is to help the wall in and help the wall out.
36. lost. 37. Without money and power, if I don't treat you better, can you follow me? 38. Take a newspaper to the toilet. I am a scholar.
39. Go to Google, Baidu and SOSO. 4. Women must be kind to themselves.
once you are exhausted, other women will spend your money, live in your room, sleep with your husband and beat your baby! 41. Your ugliness has nothing to do with your face ... 42. Grandpa came from his grandson ... 43. God, did you let summer and winter live together? ! Give birth to this kind of weather! 44. When the bird is big, there are all kinds of Woods! 45. Don't be afraid of enemies like tigers, but teammates like pigs. 46. Summer is just not good. When I am poor, I don't even have to drink the northwest wind ... 47. Do whatever you want! 48. Being pregnant is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it.
49. Don't look for me if there is nothing, and don't look for me if there is something. 5. Do you think I will watch you die? I will close my eyes. 3. What are the local dialect words of Yunnan dialect?
The local dialect words of Yunnan dialect: Kenadian, Jiangang, Banzha, Gedu, Laopeacock, Zhengnye, etc.
1. What's the point-go there. 2, sharp and rigid-extreme, mainly derogatory.
3. Banzha-praise people or events for doing very well. 4, gun-staring with hostile eyes.
5, each is-isn't it? Express doubt. 6, the old peacock-gossip, describe this person's performance is not the time.
7. What's the whole thing-what to do? Sometimes it means eating something. 8, slot resistance-contains disgust, disgusting emotions, dirty or not authentic.
9. Counterfeit goods-fake and shoddy goods, sometimes describing a person as unreliable. 1, praise the challenge, marvel at the call to bury and disperse, is it called cough up, how to call it Zha cough up, funny call it too fairy, funny call it too sparrow, show off call it shaking grass, bad behavior call it trough nai, deceive people call it clear, sophistry call it just, hate calling it vulgar, not convinced to call the gun up, not listening to the advice to call the sun drum, the gyro calls it snail, smoking calls it smoking, and the window calls it window wind. 4. The most classic and funny short sentences and quotations
1. Push me again, and I'll pretend to be dead for you! 2. I not only have a car, but also have my own! I'll buy it for you if you like.
(after realizing each other's anger) Oh, no, it's "Brother, I'll buy it for you!" There are so many people who despise me, who are you? I won't tell you if you kill me, but you haven't made a beautiful plan yet! 6. Not only am I lucky, but my beriberi is also good! 7. The mirror always reflects light! 8. Does handsome have a P? Maybe it was eaten by pawns! 9. Give it to me and you don't have to worry. There is nothing wrong! 1. Relax, I'm not a good person.
11. Don't worry about my girlfriend following me-as long as she lays eggs all her life, we will break them immediately and never let the headmaster and parents know! 12. Don't thank me. How dare I charge you money after thanking you! 13. Don't tell me to bring it on-I'm Avanti! 14. If you ignore me, I will become a dog! 15. When is the bright moon? Ask Yi Zhongtian! 16. If you can't reach it, try stepping on your right foot with your left foot. 17. Some people are alive and she is dead. Some people are alive and he should have died! 18. you said. Do you like me？ Actually,
I started. Actually, I also ...
Well, to tell you the truth, I actually like myself. 19. Do you want to drink water, water or water? Take your pick! 2. Castle Peak is still there, but it's a little red. 21. Hey, what should be said, what shouldn't be said in a low voice. 22. What can you say about the scholar? 23. Hate it, don't ask single men such questions! 24. Zi once said: Don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital! 25. Don't think I'm out of reach just because I'm handsome. In fact, I'm a sea of rivers. 26. Today the weather is fine, windy and rainy. 27. As a typical failure, you are really successful! 28. I really want to kill this bug, but my tongue is not long enough. 29. Three cobblers' feet stink to death. 3. In this golden autumn with red leaves and maple leaves.
31. One cuts thyroid hormone, the other doesn't. 32. If you bother me again, I'll tie you to the grass boat and borrow an arrow! 33. The wind is rustling and the water is cold. If you owe money, you have to pay it back! 34.A: where to eat? I'm broke. B: Let's eat out, it's on me-water pipes. 35. See if there are any left behind? 36. I have a green dragon on my left and a Mickey Mouse tattooed on my waist. 38.A: It's hard to swallow this evil spirit if I don't pay for it. B: How can I make you die? 4. She is so fat that my thighs can't twist her arms. 41. If there is a way to learn, it's clean first. 42. The world belongs to us and our sons, but in the end it belongs to those grandchildren. 43. I've written my homework! 44.A: Have you done your homework? B: yes! Well, it's still warm under the P-share.
do you want it? Here you are. 45. Who's sitting in the village today? He doesn't even clean the blackboard! 46. How much is a catty of these shoes? 47. I was really blind at the beginning. 48. Is this blind man blind? 49: Kill you with what, my love.
5: The cashier said: There is no change. Here are two plastic bags for you! 51: My advantages are: I am handsome; But my shortcoming is that I am not handsome. 52: What is happiness? Happiness is that cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Altman hits small monsters! 53: others pretend to be rich in experience.
54: I am fat, not a clown. 55: If Taiwan Province doesn't recover, I won't pass Grade 4! 56: If the sun doesn't come out, I won't go to work; If I come out, I'll go back to sleep! 57: Running snail.
58: I have to read the Forbes rich list every morning when I get up. If my name is not on it, I will go to work. 59: Talking about money doesn't hurt feelings, but talking about feelings hurts money the most.
6: I curse you for buying instant noodles all your life without seasoning packets. 61: The accountant said, "Come and get your salary later. I have no change here."
62: can you see that I am powdered? Although you are wearing cologne, I can still vaguely smell the scum. 64: My name is Rain, and my nickname is Runtu.
65: please have a Yangzhou fried rice, more chopped green onion, less salt and an egg, and pack it and take it away. 66: Once I went to the street, a group of girls stopped me. They said I was handsome, but when I denied it, they hit me and called me hypocritical.
67: It is both house and rotten, and its future is uncertain. 68: Make a cup of Sanlu for the party to drink.
69: The most mysterious department in history: relevant departments. There is no denying that mosaic is the biggest obstacle to the progress of human nude art in this century! There are only two things I can't do in my life: neither this nor that.
72: People have backgrounds, while I have backgrounds. 73: The ideal of meat is the life of cabbage.
74: White Horse … Where have you been! Did you lose the prince and dare not come to see me? 75: Did your mother throw people away and raise the placenta when she gave birth to you? 76: Don't treat shrimp as seafood.
77: I am an angel, and I can't go back to heaven because of my weight. 78: Your mother is your father's cousin? 79: Picking up girls is like hanging QQ. Coax her for 2 hours every day, and it will soon be sunny.
8: There are too many liars, but there are obviously not enough fools. 81: I was on the way to kill the dragon, swim across the river and climb to the top of the tower to kiss your princess.
82: I smile at the sky from the horizontal knife, and then I go to sleep. 83: Your mobile phone is cheaper than the phone bill.
84: It's a long way to go in Xiu Yuan, so let's take a taxi. 85: My life has both A and B sides, and yours has both S and B sides.
86: I'm not afraid of stealing children with tools, but I'm afraid of stealing children to understand technology! 87: Failure is not terrible, the key is whether it is successful or not. 88: Nowadays, college students are so incompetent! Come here and copy the porn, and cut it! 89: If you have time to learn Feng Shui, occupying a good tomb after death can make up for the regret that you couldn't afford a good house before your death.
9: it's easy to hide in the open, but hard to prevent in the dark. 5. Yunnan Wenshan dialect
First, common words, word formation (note that the red letter is a homophone dialect and the black word is the interpretation) take Buick to unify the mobile soup (lang) to deceive and become the master of the fast machine family. I am annoyed with which (what) I brew by myself. Angry, fierce and clever, give it to (ji) and order me to buy some fruit only today. Old men are half-elected, old men and middle-aged men are small. Every time a child is tired of describing things, he doesn't simply know the seat and position of the booth. I don't know the housework appliances and things. Get a little bit of a company (a pull) and give it slowly, okay? Can you do it every three times? It's like this. Xu Wa's child is very diligent. It's embarrassing and embarrassing. It's not as good as talking and doing things. Don't be wordy (entangled). It's disgusting. Poor words and deeds are not good. Poor children's shoes are not honest. It' s strange to make small moves and jump smart and aggressive. It' s strange to talk and do things regardless of the occasion. It' s stupid and stupid to talk nonsense. When you step on your back, you' re unlucky. The grasshopper dragonfly sweet potato sand medicine potato is half a plate, and it' s unreasonable. It' s reckless to do things. Some silly people talk irregularly in winter and dry vegetables. People poke their eyes and make a cat wind. Suddenly, they blame Hong Kong. Hurry up and make a wooden list to express sympathy for the misfortunes of others. Ghost fire (ghost fire green) is very angry. Angry, rotten straw sandals (children), women with bad style, small cakes, rice, rice and corn, swollen neck and sarcastic remarks at someone's eating station threshold, only dare to say at home that they can eat a little (Xu) for a while and a little (Xu) for a while, and they will be slapped or beaten. menstruation-type men behave like women, old girls (sons), and the youngest girl (son) is bleeding and dripping with blood, and the tiger is burning everywhere.