What's the funniest reason you've ever heard to change tables?

When I was in primary school, my academic performance was not good, and I did badly in every exam. When my deskmate's parents found out, they asked the teacher to help his children change seats, that is to say, don't sit at my deskmate. Later, my deskmate also took the initiative to tell the teacher to change her seat, because I always bothered her in class and copied her answers during the exam, which led to her abnormal performance when she changed her answers.