A copywriting that is not correct but feels comfortable to listen to

I don’t have a correct outlook on life, but I heard a very comfortable text - Be yourself

If emotions don’t hang on your face, how about hanging them on the wall? I’m not the Mona Lisa.

This is your first time, why should I let you go?

Suffering a loss is a blessing, so I wish you blessings like the East Sea.

The trees I planted were only for me to enjoy the shade, and I cut them down when they fell.

What is being considerate? Does it make you happy if I wrong myself?

The word "let's forget the past" is too hypocritical. I like the wind and water to turn and turn to death.

I know that giving roses to others will leave a lingering fragrance in your hands, but wouldn’t it be more fragrant if you keep the roses in your own hands?

How can cold water dissolve green tea? Can you rush up?