Tonight’s funny talk show lines for those born in the 80s

Tonight’s Funny Talk Show Lines for the Post-80s Generation

“Tonight’s Post-80s Talk Show” is a high-end cultural talk show launched on Dragon TV, and it is also the only European and American style talk show in China programme. Below are the classic lines from tonight’s funny talk show of the post-80s generation, I hope you like it.

Tonight’s 80’s funny talk show lines 1

1. I have no credibility, I do, I have a bird’s stomach, look at whether I have lost weight recently.

2. Let’s talk about Lu Xun’s meaning and that. In fact, people just want to make some money and eat noodles.

3. The goddess said: I have a level 10 piano, a level 6 clarinet, and a level 8 English. What are your specialties? Wang Jianguo thought for a long time: I am over 60 in World of Warcraft.

4. Take out a cigarette, shout at the volcano, and light it for me.

5. Everyone has advantages at work, but they all hate one person called the leader.

6. Being a loser in love is already too much. What does the pure price mean? Who said I failed in love? Where did I fail?

7. Someone asked me at the airport, buddy, do you have a lighter? I said yes, here it is. Oh, disposable, I also have zippo.

8. The saying "To be rich means to be willful" is very popular recently. It is simply nonsense. Think about it, we were also very willful when we were children. We were all very poor, and we were still very poor. Since I got to know money when I grew up, I am no longer willful because I only care about money.

9. Encountered robbery by a taxi driver: Special young man: You can do anything. Can you stop the meter first?

10. Look at the film you made. Of course, the film was pretty good. All the failures in it should have been your own experiences.

11. Oh my God, I am ready to develop into the kung fu world, right? You don't know how painful this punch is! Sister Hold: No, I'll do it gently.

12. Fatty Wang Jianguo, Lai Bao, Dandan.

13. No one has starved to death in more than six years, and no professor has been beaten; the city wall of Beijing has not been demolished to this day.

14. Try there is a place I want to take you to. That place has beautiful lights, a very good atmosphere, and private rooms. The most important thing is, if we go together, There will be a little excitement.

15. I have always said that jokes are a loser’s game. When there are beauties watching, who will listen to the jokes! When there are the beauties watching, who will tell the jokes!

16. Dear Earthquake and Volcano, it is not scary as long as you are here, because you are more scary.

17. Setting off firecrackers is to drive away the fear of the unknown future, such as when you get married.

18. Earn money from selling cabbage, but only care about selling white flour.

19. The goddess said: I have a level 10 piano, a level 6 clarinet, and a level 8 English. What are your specialties? Wang Jianguo thought for a long time: I am over 60 in World of Warcraft.

20. Throughout the ages, everyone has loved to be a civil servant. In ancient times, it was relatively simple, just cut them off with a knife. Tonight’s 80’s funny talk show lines 2

1. Come on, let me tell you, this is wrong anyway. The key is that your film only teaches female bachelors how to fall in love.

2. You are like F, you are always there, you just don’t know what to do with it. It’s okay if you say I look like F.

3. Try there is a place I want to take you to. That place has beautiful lights, a very good atmosphere, and private rooms. The most important thing is, if we go together , it will be a little exciting.

4. Since the first day of stock trading, my seniority has declined. When I meet anyone who asks me how the stock is doing: it has fallen.

5. Let’s not talk about acting skills for now, but the life of a bachelor is very miserable. For someone like us who is rich, handsome, rich and powerful, but also has connotation, eloquence, and Knowledge is as great as talent, and knowledge is as rich as nine.

6. Oh my God, I am ready to develop into the kung fu world, right? You don't know how painful this punch is! Sister Hold: No, I'll do it gently.

7. Spider-Man is just like thousands of us losers. He can only live in the city and cannot survive in the countryside. There are more opportunities in the city.

8. Look at the movie you made. Of course, the movie was pretty good. All the failures in it should have been your own experiences.

9. Ordinary people have no special requirements. We just want to live a life like employees of state-owned enterprises.

10. My wife always asks me: Husband, why are there always a few clothes in our wardrobe? Yes: you always buy skirts.

11. Wang Jianguo: I was bitten by a dog. Can I become a dog hero? You are a rabid dog.

12. Throughout the ages, everyone has loved to be a civil servant. In ancient times, it was relatively simple, just cut them off with a knife.

13. Stop, stop, stop, please, who was that person who had a box lunch backstage just now?

14. Those who do not help others when they fall will surely have no one to help them when they fall down.

15. Nowadays, there are people renting boyfriends and girlfriends online. How can parents identify real boyfriends and fake ones? Ask him at the dinner table, have our children’s infectious diseases been passed on to you? Those who say they are fine are false. Yes, it’s true that it jumped up at once.

16. Nowadays, girls in their twenties are marrying men in their forties or fifties, so what should we do? We can wait until we are forties or fifties before marrying men in their twenties.

17. Those who do not help others when they fall will surely have no one to help them when they fall down in the future.

18. You are like F, you are always there, you just don’t know what to do with it. It’s okay if you say I look like F.

19. Encountered robbery by a taxi driver: Special young man: You can do anything. Can you stop the meter first?

20. Office workers are very hard-working. The salary is monthly, but the workload does not include traffic.

21. The Four Leather Shoes - gelatin, milk, jelly, capsules.

22. Office workers are very hard-working. The salary is monthly, but the workload does not include traffic.

23. Let’s not talk about acting skills for now, but the life of a bachelor is very miserable. A rich and powerful tall, handsome and rich person like us has connotation, eloquence, and Knowledge is as great as talent, and knowledge is as rich as nine.

24. There was another aftershock in Japan. This time there was not much damage and no deaths. What does this mean? This means: the sequel is not as good as the first episode.

25. Ordinary people have no special requirements. We just want to live a life like employees of state-owned enterprises. Three funny talk show lines for the post-80s generation tonight

1. Wang Jianguo: I was bitten by a dog, can I become a dog hero? You are a rabid dog.

2. As long as you are willing to use skills and are willing to take the mixture, there is no paladin who cannot be killed.

3. I have always said that jokes are a loser’s game. When there are beauties watching, who will listen to the jokes! When there are the beauties watching, who will tell the jokes!

4. No one has starved to death in more than six years, and no professor has been beaten; the city walls of Beijing have not been demolished to this day. .

5. The three common people will always live in the hearts of the three common people.

6. Let’s talk about Lu Xun’s meaning and that. In fact, people just want to make some money and eat noodles.

7. Dear Earthquake and Volcano, it’s not scary as long as you are here, because you are more scary.

8. The saying "To be rich means to be willful" is very popular recently. It is simply nonsense. Think about it, we were also very willful when we were children. We were all very poor, and we were still very poor. Since I got to know money when I grew up, I am no longer willful because I only care about money.

9. Spider-Man is just like thousands of us losers. He can only live in the city and cannot survive in the countryside. Only in the city can there be more opportunities.

10. Hello everyone, let’s come to class today. I’m not going to talk about Fashion today. What I’m going to talk about today is LOVE.

11. I don’t have credibility, I do, I have a bird’s stomach, look at whether I have lost weight recently. 1. Saying everything will be destiny is an excuse for the weak; saying everything is luck is the humility of the strong.

12. There is a saying that is very popular recently: Being rich means being willful? It is simply nonsense. Think about it, we were also very willful when we were children. We were all very poor, and we were still very poor. Since I got to know money when I grew up, I am no longer willful because I only care about money.

13. Someone asked me at the airport, buddy, do you have a lighter? I said yes, here it is. Oh, disposable, I also have zippo.

14. Every time the subway opens, a few people fall out. I decided to bring a pot of cactus to work, and when I got off the subway, I saw it was aloe vera.

15. Since the first day of stock trading, my seniority has declined. When I meet anyone who asks me how the stock is doing: it has fallen.

16. There is a split-disc version of the cross talk and a gun version. Ours is the gun version because we have laughter.

17. I am here, what else can happen to your family?

18. A successful woman will make her husband never feel safe.

19. Nowadays, girls in their twenties are marrying men in their forties or fifties, so what should we do? We can wait until we are forties or fifties before marrying men in their twenties.

20. Every time the subway opens, a few people fall out. I decided to bring a pot of cactus to work, and when I got off the subway, I saw it was aloe vera.

21. Saying everything is fate is an excuse for the weak; saying everything is luck is the humility of the strong.

22. Hello everyone, let’s come to class today. I’m not going to talk about Fashion today. What I’m going to talk about today is LOVE.

23. Being a loser in love is already too much. What does the price mean? Who said I failed in love? Where did I fail?

24. With such a lighter, you expect others to borrow it. ;