Do you know any interesting stories about emperors in the history of China that make people laugh?

In the early 1980s, in many rural areas, the idea of "son preference" was very serious. Some people who want to have sons try their best to avoid family planning cadres. This kind of people have a special name called "Super Guerrilla".

Ceng Yinglong is one of the "super guerrillas". Ceng Yinglong is from Guang 'an County, Sichuan Province. He has little education and has been farming in the village. Ceng Yinglong's family is not rich, and his mother-in-law has given birth to two daughters, which makes him feel humiliated. You know, in the countryside, you can be poor, but you can't live without a son. Without a son, the villagers will definitely look down on him and laugh at him, which Ceng Yinglong can't accept anyway.

Therefore, Ceng Yinglong made up her mind to "never give up until she gave birth to a son", ignoring the national policy and making her pregnant again. Afraid of being caught by family planning cadres, he took his mother-in-law to Xinjiang, where he worked as a construction worker for nearly a year. It was not until her mother-in-law gave birth to her son that he breathed a sigh of relief. However, although the son was born, it is necessary to pay a high fine to let the family planning cadres know. Ceng Yinglong has no superb craftsmanship. Just by doing coolies, the family can barely make a living, and it is impossible to pay extra money.

So he was afraid to go back to his hometown, fearing that he would be reported if he stayed in Xinjiang, so he took his wife and children to Xinxiang, Henan Province, and reluctantly settled there. Ceng Yinglong, who is very nervous every day, didn't expect that someone would visit him at this time, and he would "bow down and shout for a long time" when he saw him. The man who came to see him is called Ma Xing. Ma Xing is also a farmer, but he also has the identity of "Mr. Feng Shui". Because he can pinch and calculate, the villagers obey him. While Ceng Yinglong was still hiding in Xinjiang, Ma Xing began to make a big plan.

It is said that in the place where Ma Xing stayed, the dolls will sing a nursery rhyme, and the lyrics are "The fake dragon sinks, but the real dragon rises; South bank of the river, peace. " Because the tune is simple, the dolls like to sing and play. Finally, even three-year-old children can sing. One night, the moon was just overhead, and songs were constantly coming from the mountains. Ma Xing led the villagers to a mountain spring with songs.

In shallow water, Ma Xing easily caught a giant salamander and saw the word "Judas" written on its belly. At the same time, Ma Xing found a piece of yellow silk in the belly of giant salamander, and the dolls sang on it for a long time. Just when everyone was amazed, Ma Xing had knocked on the ground nine times, even calling it the jade emperor's will.

That day, Ceng Yinglong woke up, opened the door and saw a large group of people kneeling outside. Ma Xing, the leader, vowed that he was "the son of heaven living on earth". Ceng Yinglong thought it was ridiculous, but when he saw that everyone was very serious and pious, he really believed that he was "the son of heaven living on earth". So, with everyone's support, he returned to his hometown with his wife and children and became emperor, with the title of "Judas".

Ceng Yinglong is quite satisfied with this title. He believes that "there are great people, you have them, I have them, and everyone has them". This is a little "money to share, money is difficult to share" satisfaction. As soon as Ceng Yinglong was happy, he made the first "imperial decree", declaring: "There is land for everyone to plant, money for everyone to spend, and children are born casually." Needless to say, this imperial edict immediately won the support of the villagers. Of course, the draft did not forget the digger. Ceng Yinglong named Ma Xing, who made the greatest contribution, as "Yipin Hill". Other people who supported him also got titles of different sizes.

Although they are all farmers, since they are "officials", they have to make a difference. For example, Prime Minister Niu Daquan quickly measured the "land area". He drew a border map of Hunan, Guizhou and Sichuan provinces and presented it to Ceng Yinglong to confirm the "national boundaries". In addition, Ceng Yinglong ordered officials to go door-to-door to publicize to the villagers that "the right to have children was given by the ancestors of heaven and earth", so the more children you have, the more glorious you are. For those who have many children at home, they will persuade again and again: poverty is only temporary, and raising one more baby will give them more hope. Besides, there is little difference between raising a baby and raising seven or eight babies, just giving more food.

The villagers have a strong concept of "carrying on the family line", so Ceng Yinglong's propaganda was quickly recognized by everyone. In order to encourage villagers to have more children, Ceng Yinglong also suggested that anyone who has more than 10 children can be named "Mrs. Wang". At the same time, he also incited villagers to confront family planning cadres. Encouraged by Ceng Yinglong, the villagers picked up hoes and sickles and followed Ceng Yinglong to attack the county hospital. They drove away the dean and occupied the county hospital. To celebrate the victory, they also collected all the contraceptives in the hospital and burned them in the yard.

Amid cheers, the county hospital became a temporary "palace". On the other hand, Ma Xing presided over a ceremony in which hundreds of officials congratulated each other. This strange thing attracted all the people in the county to watch. However, the farce did not last long, and the PLA team surrounded the county hospital. Ceng Yinglong was ambitious at this time, leading everyone to "fight" with the People's Liberation Army. The war didn't last long before the villagers dispersed.

Ma Xing and Ceng Yinglong were arrested and brought to justice. Ma Xing was finally sentenced to death on charges of "counter-revolution" for committing human life lawsuits and demagoguery. The government was ignorant in Ceng Yinglong and did not cause great damage to the country, so he was sentenced to life imprisonment. (Reference:

Liao Yiwu Interview with Ceng Yinglong, etc. )