I want some personalized signatures. Who can tell me that I will give him 100? My name is wyb830925@yahoo.com.cn and my e-mail address is Wang Yanbin.

GG signature: Give me a girl and I can create a nation.

The sign of Laoshan: Ugly women make more strange black buns and more vegetables.

Our teacher's signature: Tell you, the teacher is angry now, and the consequences will be very serious (after his nth blind date failed).

A writer's signature: it may seem approximate, but it is not necessarily.

Personality signature of lover: people who have said something they like don't have to change it every day.

Huang Jue's sign in class: three full meals in the morning, three full meals in the middle and six full meals after dinner.

1. First, the super girl champion Chris Lee, then the Oscar-winning film Brokeback Mountain, China gay finally stood up! (Unnamed Peking University)

2. Did you watch King Kong without crying? I don't think so. But if it's a female king kong and a handsome guy, I don't think anyone will cry at all ~ (unnamed Peking University)

3. The EU constantly accuses China of failing to crack down on piracy, because there are only seven Ferraris in China, and the global limit is six! (Shui Mu Community)

4. "Don't wear underwear and slippers into the classroom!" To tell the truth, even after four years in Nanyou, I am still not thick-skinned enough to dare to enter the classroom without underwear ... (Zijin Hong Fei)

It's no use being handsome. Can I swipe my card with that face after spending? ! (Tianya True Me)

6. Rent a girlfriend for one day during the May Day holiday. (Terracotta Warriors)

7. The children all stood up and posed for photos! Alas ~ Li, standing and standing, unlike frjj ~ (unnamed Peking University)

8. Great news: China team finally appeared in "Live Football 10"! ! ! The only use of China team is that the master said, "Come on, let's cut two pieces, and I'll choose China team ~ ~" (unnamed Peking University).

9. In the past, capitalists would rather dump milk than distribute it to the poor, but now real estate agents would rather leave their houses empty than distribute them to ordinary people! (Terracotta Warriors)

10. If you can't lift people, how can you see flowers? (thinking about the source of drinking water, it's still hidden ~)

1 1. I'd rather have grass on my head than hit a-bian! ! ! (Tianya Happy Paradise)

12. What fees will banks charge after cross-bank inquiry? A. bank construction fees; B.ATM initial installation fee; C. bank card number selection fee; D. smile service surcharge! (Netease)

13. Today's sandstorm weather is caused by two smelly-footed forwards of China football team-Yang Chen and Xie Hui.

14. People who seriously look at mm are good at discovering and feeling beauty, those who seriously look at mm face are decent, those who seriously look at mm breasts are brave enough to challenge the peak, and those who seriously look at mm waist are ready to go and full of energy! (tulip)

15. As soon as Adam comes back late from overtime, Eve counts his ribs ... (Shui Mu Tsinghua)

16. I finally understand what Fan Texi in Jay Chou means-porridge! (Sun Moon Guanghua)

17. The difficulty of defense depends on the quality of sexual life of the defense teacher the night before ~ (Terracotta Warriors)

18. As the Gamba team in Osaka defeated its arch-enemy Osaka Sakura Team 6- 1 in the domestic league, 40 fans of Osaka Sakura Team came to Dalian tonight to cheer for AFC Champions League Shide Team ... (Shui Mu Community)

19. Folks, the eunuch said that as long as the Eighth Route Army is handed over, the Red Army will not treat you badly ~ (Memoirs of a Geisha)

20. Netcom users said, "I'm not refreshing the Sohu community page, but I've been logging in to Sohu community. ...

2 1. When I was a child, my mother often nagged, "If I can't get into Tsinghua, I'll get into Peking University ~". As a result, I grew up, and I didn't even get into Peking University ...

22. My friends say that I am a famous musician, because every time I go to karaoke, they sing other people's songs, but I always compose my own music ... (Brother Shui Mu, be sure to sign it next time ~:))

23. My girlfriend once said, "My wish is not high: my husband doesn't need much money, but he can drive me to work when I am pregnant." Later, she married a taxi driver ... (Shui Mu Community)

24. Yesterday, I cruelly refused a woman's request that I couldn't refuse-my mother said to me affectionately, "Baby, you are not young, it's time to find a girlfriend ..." (Terracotta Warriors)

25. Grandma, who is far away from home, said sadly after hearing the news that I was admitted to Peking University, "Honey, why don't you go to Minzu University of China? It is at least a central institution. Isn't Peking University a local institution? " (Peking University is unnamed)

26. The car is more crowded than acne, and my heart is more sad than level 6. The school network is as broken as the glass in Yi Ming, and I am as useless as the overpass in the Middle East ... (Yixian Time and Space)

If only I were a dandelion: I have beautiful headdress and special wings, and my mother won't stop me from sailing. ...

28. I am poor, and so are my servants, gardeners and drivers ... (Shui Mu Community)

29. Never get up, never get tired of studying, and never enter the student union. It has nothing to do with it!

I often can't sleep at night, thinking about who is the best match, men and women are properly matched, and youth can't be wasted ~

Knowing that learning is wrong, I still drink and party, stay up until midnight, and often wipe my tears in class!

That is, if you don't review at the end of the term, you won't be able to do anything in the exam, and the second interview will be withdrawn! ~ (blue starry sky)

We are arguing endlessly whether urine is excreted by gravity, and I am the one who opposes it. To prove our point, I stood upside down and peed on them ... (tulip)

3 1. Love hurts, love hurts ... (Tianya Happy Paradise)

32. Big sister has great wisdom! (mop)

33. Mom, mom, I want to be "cool"! Wife, wife, I want "excellent milk"! (Sun Moon Guanghua)

34. How far your thoughts are, how far you roll! (Terracotta Warriors)

35. The worst character is to stare at an ugly woman for a long time and then sigh and say, "Damn, this dinosaur is so real ..." (Shui Mu community)

John Doe's chest is flat, which means "I can only see his chest, but I can't see his chest"! (Sun Moon Guanghua)

37. If you want to eat swan meat, ask Li Pengya ~ (I love Nankai)

38. I haven't seen a woman for three years, and now I think the old sow has good eyes ~ (Tianya Happy Paradise)

39. Love can be deep, but desire can only grow little by little ... (Tianya Happy Paradise)

40. Honey, are you dead? Hold me tight when you die, and let the corpse collector know that we are a couple! (Tianya Happy Paradise)

4 1. Big boys beat girls-play a game name-anti-terrorist elite; The big girl hits the girl-play a game name-Warcraft! (seeking truth from facts)

42. Professor Turtle molested mussel girls, but failed; Caught by the right front paw, the tunnel endured the pain and dragged the mussel back. The frog saw it and envied him very much. He said, "Dear, the tortoise is a cow now, so he has put on his briefcase."

43. Knowing is knowing, but I don't know that Baidu knows! What is Baidu? FT, then go to Google! (Unnamed Peking University)

44. I have a lot of complaints about girls wearing clothes now! It's only April. What if summer comes? It turns out that the bride wore a lot on her wedding night, and the man untied it layer by layer like a bamboo shoot, and there was a Chinese bra inside, which was a wonderful taste ~ It's like now, even if I am highly myopic, I can see everything every 50 or 60 meters ~ (blue starry sky)

45. The Japanese write "commemoration" as "commemoration". Mr. Lu Xun may have been used to writing in Japan for several years, so he wrote a typo in Memory of Liu Hezhen, which is a common Chinese word now, but what we write like this is a typo ~ It seems that history is written by people and powerful people control it ... (Lilac)

46. If a boy chases you, you just reach the average level of mm in our school; If there are five boys chasing you, then you can barely be regarded as a class flower; If ten boys chase you-how boastful it is! This matter is that our institute of technology has ~(MOP).

47.5 years old, my greatest ambition in this life is to marry a princess when I grow up! In order to find the princess of his dreams, the 5-year-old handsome boy proudly ran away from home with a lollipop ~ (Sun Moon Guanghua)

48. Everyone must boycott Japanese goods-because the Sony mobile phone I just bought just broke down after two weeks of use! ! (C _ chairman /chai200 1)

49. It is impossible to harm the motherland and there is no reason to deviate from the people.

No capital, no leisure, no ability to harm others and benefit themselves,

There is no opportunity to forget interests and justice, no courage to violate laws and disciplines,

Without money, I am arrogant and extravagant, so I have to be ignorant! (

There are many more, hehe, you can use them if you are interested.