What is said on Douyin is equivalent to the funny nonsense literature that is not said (a collection of 40 sentences)

What is said on Douyin is equivalent to the funny nonsense literature that is not said (Part 1)

1. Put some black and white sesame seeds.

2. I found the pattern of stocks! Either it goes up or it goes down.

3. As we all know, Mount Tai is very heavy. How heavy is it? As heavy as Mount Tai.

4. You can only win, but you can’t win.

5. I know you, a well-known painter, a professional painter.

6. Do you know? Your screen name is actually your screen name.

7. As long as you have some ability, it doesn’t mean you have no ability at all.

8. Who would have thought that this 16-year-old girl was only a 12-year-old girl 4 years ago.

9. When you are too hungry, you must remember not to eat too much, otherwise you will feel full.

10. You must know that one minute on stage and 60 seconds off stage

11. The last time I was so speechless was the last time.

12. In the spring of the fourth year of Qingli, Teng Zijing was relegated to Baling County. The next year, the fifth year of Qingli.

13. Those who are not asleep now must still be awake.

14. You are an understanding person, and I understand what you mean. I am also an understanding person, and an understanding person should understand that I understand what you understand. As long as everyone understands, understanding people should understand what I understand and what you understand, then the network environment will be filled with understanding people.

15. As soon as I walked away with my front foot, my back foot followed.

16. What you said made me feel as if I had spoken.

17. Minors are under 18 years old.

18. In addition to your advantages, you have shortcomings

19. When there are three people walking together, there must be three of them.

20. The wings of cicada are so thin, as thin as cicada wings. What is said on Douyin is equivalent to the funny nonsense literature that is not said (Part 2)

21. If you weren’t ugly, you would still be pretty.

22. Sorry, can I delay everyone for half a minute? I have never celebrated a birthday since I was a child. Today is September 30th. It’s not my birthday, but I just want to waste everyone for half a minute.

23. I was still awake before I fell asleep.

24. According to statistics: all people who give birth to children out of wedlock are women.

25. If he doesn’t marry me, the bride will definitely not be me.

26. According to statistics, women are the only ones who get pregnant out of wedlock in the world. A 16-year-old girl in bloom was only 12 years old four years ago, and no one born in the 2000s has lived to be 25 years old... ...

27. I will definitely remember your kindness before I forget it.

28. If you advise everyone not to buy iPhone 13, you will save thousands of dollars, and then use the saved thousands of dollars to buy iPhone 13, which is equivalent to picking up an iPhone 13 for nothing.

29. When you read this article, you must be reading it.

30. When you are free, you will naturally be free.

31. Putting aside the content, if it is so reasonable, what you say makes sense.

32. The bigger the banana, the bigger the banana peel.

33. My family lost two cows, one is white, and the other is also white

34. I will definitely survive until death.

35. It’s a good life, but it’s a bit bad, but it’s also pretty good. Unfortunately for me, it’s relatively bad. It’s just too good and doesn’t reflect the feeling of being bad, so compared to good, it’s a bit bad. , overall it’s still good, but it’s just a bit bad.

36. Sure enough, good-looking people are all beautiful.

37. I discovered that my mother and my father got married on the same day.

38. If you jump from the tenth floor, if nothing happens, then you should have an accident.

39. Trivia: Every second you breathe, your life will be reduced by one minute.

40. After listening to your analysis, I decided to analyze it.

Sharing funny quotations from literature that are said on the Internet but are not said yet

Funny quotations from literature that are said but not said on the Internet (Part 1)

1. Why do you hate us lazy people? What do we know? Neither was done.

2. If you were whiter, you wouldn’t be black.

3. After you click like, you will find that I have one more like.

4. When bleeding occurs, no snowflake will survive.

5. Today’s young people are really young compared to Lao Cui

6. Good morning, friends, it doesn’t matter if it’s not good, it’s up to you.

7. This is the situation. The specific situation depends on the situation.

8. Zhou Yu beat Huang Gai, Zhou Yu was the one who hit, and Huang Gai was the one who was beaten.

9. People will die if they are killed.

10. Why don’t you reply to my message? Just because I didn’t send you a message?

11. The smarter the person, the smarter the brain.

12. Shocked, the fourteen-year-old girl was only four years old ten years ago.

13. There is an old saying in China called "There is an old saying that goes well."

14.. Those who haven’t gone to bed so late must still be awake.

15. This tomato has a tomato smell.

16. When you finish reading this sentence, this sentence is over.

17. If I can understand it, I won’t be able to understand it.

18. If you were good-looking, you wouldn’t be that ugly.

19. If you don’t have a partner, you should still be single now. Funny literary quotations that are said on the Internet but are not meant to be said (Part 2)

20. You will not be hungry when you are full.

21. Do you know why I am so poor? Because I have no money.

22. If I am a rich person, then I must be very rich.

23. Regarding this matter, I will simply say a few words, as long as you understand it. In short, this matter is the situation now, and in detail, everyone can see it, and you have to say a few words. , maybe you don’t understand it very well, but that’s what it means. If you don’t know, you don’t have to guess. I’ve seen this kind of thing a lot. I just want to say that everyone who understands understands it. I won’t explain it to those who don’t understand. After all, Just know it yourself and savor it carefully.

24. Drinking a glass of milk every day before going to bed will cost you a few dollars more per day than not drinking milk.

25. Before you find a girlfriend, you probably don’t have a girlfriend.

26. If you weren’t ugly, you’d still be pretty.

27. Your mother must have been pregnant before giving birth to you.

28. Research has found that when you are hit on the left side of your face, the right side of your face will not hurt.

29. Despicable is the first two words of despicable person, and noble is the first two words of noble person.

30. The day my mother gave birth to me happened to be my birthday.

31. I don’t know what to say every time I don’t know what to say.

32. Trivia: Every second you breathe, your life will be reduced by one minute.

33. The last time I saw a video like this was the last time.

34. If a person is killed, he will definitely die.

35. Listening to your words will make you study for ten years in vain.

36. There is a bright moonlight in front of the bed, which is probably the bright moonlight.

37. What happens tomorrow will be known the day after tomorrow.

38. The whole good life is just a bit bad. Literary Awards for Nonsenses Said but Not Said (Collection of 60 Sentences)

Literary Award for Nonsenses Said but Not Said Part 1

1. The last time I saw a video like this was the last time .

2. Be sure to close your eyes when sleeping, otherwise you will not be able to sleep.

3. I’m pretty good when I’m not cooking.

4. There are two trees in front of the door, one is a jujube tree, and the other is also a jujube tree.

5. Anyone who can say this kind of thing must be able to say this kind of thing.

6. Congratulations! I congratulate you!

7. As we all know, the wings of cicadas are very thin. How thin are they? As thin as cicada wings.

8. Listening to you fart is like hearing a fart.

9. After peeling the banana, you will find a peeled banana.

10. In fact, when you are not annoying, you can still be lovable.

11. The young man has really good looks, outstanding temperament and full of charm, especially his eyes, no more, no less, exactly two.

12. Who would have thought that this 16-year-old girl was just a 12-year-old girl 4 years ago.

13. Every 60 seconds of breathing, one minute has passed.

14. After eating, I found that I was heavier. It turned out that I weighed myself after I was full.

15. The bigger the banana, the bigger the banana peel.

16. Regardless of the content, I agree.

17. The doctor touched my belly and asked me if I felt anything here. I said I felt like someone was touching my belly.

18. If you are willing to be my girlfriend, then I will be your boyfriend.

19. If you are my sister, we are sisters. For every sixty seconds a person breathes, one minute is lost from his or her life.

20. As long as you have some ability, it doesn’t mean you have no ability at all. The nonsense that has been said is the same as the unsaid Literary Awards Chapter 2

21. By telling everyone not to buy the iPhone 13, you will save thousands of dollars, and then use the saved thousands of dollars to buy the iPhone 13, which is equivalent to picking up the iPhone 13 for nothing. iPhone13.

22. If there is no accident, then there should be an accident.

23. When you eat a rice, you will find that there is a rice missing from your bowl.

24. When you look for something, you may find it or you may not find it.

25. When there are three people walking together, there must be three people.

26. This incident was quite a big deal, and it went viral all over the world. This incident is indeed quite big, but not particularly big. If you want to say small, it is not particularly small. I think this incident is quite big, but not particularly big, but not small either. Everyone thinks this is a big deal, but I don’t think it’s that big. But if you call it small, it’s not a small matter either.

27. It’s been half a lifetime since I left, and half my life has passed since I returned.

28. One rotation of the earth equals 7 days of rotation.

29. As long as you make a little progress, you will not make any progress at all.

30. After October, it’s November.

31. It’s a good job, but it’s a bit bad.

32. When you have heard this, you have heard this.

33. After listening to your analysis, I decided to analyze it myself.

34. I have been very angry when I was extremely angry.

35. After you have had dinner, you have already eaten in the evening.

36. You cannot make calls when your mobile phone is out of battery.

37. If it is not successful, it should be a failure.

38. Luck is all about luck.

39. It’s not just nonsense, it’s simply nonsense.

40. Life and death are blurred in ten years, and life and death are blurred in five years. The Nonsense Literary Awards Part 3

41. If he wasn’t ugly, he would be pretty good-looking.

42. As long as you are of some use, you will not be of no use at all.

43. The nonsense is not too nonsense, just a bit nonsense.

44. Every minute a person breathes, he loses one minute of his life.

45. Do you know why you hate eating tomatoes? Because tomatoes smell like tomatoes.

46. Even if I, the King of Heaven, come, I am still the King of Heaven.

47. This tomato has a tomato smell.

48. Sorry, can I delay everyone for half a minute? I have never celebrated a birthday since I was a child. Today is September 30th. It’s not my birthday, but I just want to delay everyone for half a minute.

49. The fewer words, the shorter the sentence.

50. Why do you hate us lazy people? We obviously haven’t done anything.

51. I woke up and found that I woke up.

52. I’ll keep my story short, but it’s a long story.

53. I pretended to work for my boss, and my boss pretended to pay my salary

54. If you cross the Himalayas, you have the ability to cross the Himalayas.

55. Crabs are still alive before they die.

56. Surveys show that people are only born once in their lives.

57. It’s pretty, but a little ugly. But it’s pretty good-looking. Unfortunately, it’s ugly to me. It’s just so pretty that it doesn’t show the ugly feeling, so it’s a little bit better-looking than it is. It’s ugly, but overall it’s pretty. The only drawback is that it’s a little ugly, but that doesn’t affect its beauty.

58. Eating noodles without garlic means not eating garlic.

59. I usually get very angry in extremely angry situations.

60. Excuses are good excuses, but they are just excuses. Those humorous nonsense literary quotations that are said but left unsaid

Those humorous nonsense literary quotes that are said but left unsaid (Part 1)

1. If you are my girlfriend, then I will be your boyfriend friend.

2. As long as you have some ability, it doesn’t mean you have no ability at all.

3. Good-looking girls are pretty.

4. This incident caused quite a big fuss and spread all over the world. This incident is indeed quite big, but not particularly big. If you want to say small, it is not particularly small. I think this incident is quite big, but not particularly big, but not small either. Everyone thinks this is a big deal, but I don’t think it’s that big. But if you call it small, it’s not a small matter either.

5. If you want to say this, you can’t say this.

6. As the saying goes: As the saying goes.

7. Regarding your speech, regardless of the content, I still very much agree with it.

8. When I went to England for the first time, I was shocked. I had never seen so many British people in one country.

9. As soon as I stepped forward with my front foot, my back foot followed.

10. Regarding this matter, I will simply say a few words, as long as you understand it. In short, this matter is the situation now. In detail, everyone can see it, and you have to say a few words. , maybe you don’t understand it very well, but that’s what it means. If you don’t know, you don’t have to guess. I’ve seen this kind of thing a lot. I just want to say that everyone who understands understands it. I won’t explain it to those who don’t understand. After all, Just know it yourself and savor it carefully.

11. A truth: the bigger the banana, the bigger the banana peel.

12. Unsuccessful! then fail!

13. One rotation of the earth equals 7 days of rotation.

14. Look how beautiful this girl is, especially those eyes, exactly two, no more, no less.

15. If a person is killed, he will definitely die.

16. If you are willing to spend more time getting to know me, you will find that it takes more time.

17. Before 60 seconds passed, a minute was lost.

18. When I don’t speak, it means I don’t speak.

19. As long as you are of some use, you will not be of no use at all.

20. If you advise everyone not to buy iPhone 13, you will save thousands of dollars, and then use the saved thousands of dollars to buy iPhone 13, which is equivalent to picking up an iPhone 13 for nothing. Those humorous nonsense literary quotations that are said but not said (Part 2)

21. You and I are leaving it here and here.

22. Why hasn’t my iPhone13pro max arrived yet? Is it because I didn’t buy it?

23. Today’s young people are really young compared with the older generation.

24. I was still awake before I fell asleep.

25. If I guessed correctly, I should guess correctly.

26. I remember it, but I just can’t remember it.

27. Eating noodles without garlic means not eating garlic.

28. One minute on stage, sixty seconds off stage.

29. According to statistics: all people who give birth to children out of wedlock are women.

30. The last time I saw a video like this was the last time.

31. If you weren’t ugly, you should be pretty good-looking.

32. It’s a good job, but it’s a bit bad.

33. The last time I saw your phone was the last time

34. Every time you waste 60 seconds of your life, 1 minute of your life has passed.

35. After you have had dinner, you have already eaten in the evening.

36. The spring breeze turns green again on the south bank of the river, and the south bank of the river is greened by the spring breeze.

37. Tell me your gender and let me guess whether you are a boy or a girl.

38. The deceased was not injured, right?

39. I have only two sentences to say, one is one sentence and the other is one sentence.

40. When people can’t hold back, they often can’t hold back.