Self-introduction of Tik Tok's humorous jokes

Self-introduction of Tik Tok's humorous jokes (1 selected pieces)

When we first arrive in a new environment, we usually need to introduce ourselves, and self-introduction can often let others know something. So what should self-introduction include? The following is a self-introduction of Tik Tok's humorous jokes (1 selected ones), which I compiled for you, hoping to help you.

self-introduction of Tik Tok's humorous jokes 1

Hello, my name is xxx, and you can call me xx.

I graduated from a certain school. Just like everyone else, I am very excited when I see so many new faces.

It is our fate to be able to get along with you in the next X years. My personality ..... In these three years, we will trust each other and share happiness or pain together for the college entrance examination results.

I hope to live in harmony with everyone, work hard together, and spend three years in high school happily and fully! Tik Tok's humorous jokes self-introduction 2

There is a man who is handsome, exceptionally well-informed and knowledgeable. man of great talent is well-educated and well-versed, and there is another man who speaks eloquently, succinctly and insightful. I can always see through the crowd to save the day, and I think that I am selfless if I die. There is also a person who holds the incomparable swordsmanship, and hidden weapons's first spell is invincible. Therefore, he is free from vulgarity, and he is also immortal and holy. Every move is stormy, thunderous and thrilling, sweeping the whole army earth-shattering, claiming to be perfect and impeccable. Do you know who they are? Do you know what they all look like?

Look at me, look at me. Do I look like that person to you? Tik Tok's humorous jokes self-introduction article 3

I am neither tall nor thin, neither ugly nor fat. Walking on the streets of Paris does not affect the city appearance. It won't make other boys happy. Husband is on tenterhooks. Education is not high or low. Can basically understand the English instruction of refrigerator. But it won't be boring enough to study philosophy and discuss special relativity or whether humans can move to Mars and worry too much.

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Hello, my name is xx, and I'm still a little excited because I just went to primary school.

I have a pair of heavy eyebrows, bright black hair, a pair of small and exquisite hands and a sweet mouth. Although I am not tall, I am also very happy.

when I first came to xxx primary school, I felt that the environment here was very good, the school was very big, the teachers were kind and humorous, and the students got along well. However, I am an outgoing person who likes to make friends. I like reading extracurricular books and doing some sports. When my parents are tired, I will take the initiative to help them share the housework and make them more relaxed. Every time I come home from school, the first thing I do is to do my homework. My parents are all good children. After finishing my homework, I will go out to do sports with my parents. They say that this will make me taller. It is my character not to procrastinate. First,

I have introduced myself to everyone. I hope everyone can introduce you to me and make good friends, ok? Tik Tok humorous jokes self-introduction 5

I'm a sixth-grade student. I'm 12 years old. I'm neither fat nor thin, and I'm not very tall. I have shiny black hair and a cool hairstyle. My classmates say I'm very man. I also have a pair of watery eyes and eyebrows, which are full of aura.

I also have many hobbies, such as table tennis, music, chess, reading, Chinese ... all of them are my hobbies. I remember one time, my classmate showed me a book, and I said ok! It must be the broken book again. He said warmly, "Friend, it's not that broken book anymore. This book is newly bought by me." I heard the gun take the book at once and said, "I'll give it back to you this afternoon."

In the afternoon in physical education class, I also gawked at my books in the classroom. Many students said, "Go out and play table tennis! Don't stay here, you are a cat now, and you can't wait for the mouse. " "A cat in a mouse's hole is not necessarily waiting for a mouse!" They were impatient, so they had to go down and play table tennis, while I was reading in the classroom.

now you know me! Tik Tok's humorous jokes 6

My surname is Liang, my name is xx, and I am eleven years old this year. Maybe some people don't know me very well, so now let me introduce myself. I am 1.5 meters tall, neither thin nor fat. I have a pair of myopia, a big nose, a small mouth and two modest ears. I have a very happy family and many friendly friends.

I'm a quiet little girl. I don't like people disturbing me when I'm writing or reading, so I'll be unhappy. I seldom talk and play with my classmates. I just want to be quiet by myself. This is my character.

I have a habit different from others, that is, as long as I don't finish my homework, I won't do anything, and I will feel very uncomfortable and unhappy, and I have no mind to do anything. As long as I finish my homework, I will play happily. I have a bad habit, that is, as soon as I get home, I always watch TV or play computer first. So my eyesight has improved. Now I am determined to get rid of this bad habit and weaken my eyesight.

I used to be the squadron leader and monitor in Class (2), and every teacher in my grade praised my management ability. The squadron leaders in other classes admire me very much. Now I'm in Class (5), and I'm the vice monitor, because I don't want to work too hard.

I am barely able to study. We must continue to work hard in the future.

now that I have finished my introduction, do you know me now? I hope you can introduce yourselves to me, and we can make friends together. Tik Tok's humorous jokes self-introduction 7

A big head, a round face, a small nose under a pair of dark and bright eyes, and a small mouth that reveals a gap in front teeth when you smile, constitute a cool me-XX.

My weakness is that I am a game fan. On weekends, as long as I finish my homework, I can't wait to turn on the computer and play games. I won't leave the computer reluctantly until my mother stops. I got a lot of criticism for this.

But I also have advantages: I write beautifully, and I get an "A" every time I write.

I like drawing, and I can always draw some strange things. My "masterpiece" has a drawer!

My favorite thing is reading, especially Comic World. Whenever I get a new issue of Comic World, I am always so happy that I can't put it down and always want to read it all at once. Whenever I see something wonderful, I will laugh so hard that my parents sitting on the side always look at me inexplicably.

My dream is to be a cartoonist. I want my works to bring more joy to fans!

This is me, a little boy with shortcomings and persistent dreams. Do you like me like this? Tik Tok's humorous jokes self-introduction 8

I am a girl in Jianghu who is loved by everyone, blossomed by flowers and seen by cars. I am called a jade-faced little white dragon with a pear blossom over a begonia. I am so handsome.

I have no advantages. The only advantage is that I have no shortcomings. The biggest disadvantage is that I have only advantages. If handsome is a crime, I have committed a heinous crime. If it is a mistake to be stylish, I have been wrong again and again; If cleverness should be punished, wouldn't I have to cut to pieces; If modesty is to be tortured, how can I escape?

I am 23 years old, handsome and sober. Learning literature at the age of seven, practicing martial arts at the age of nine, picking up girls at the age of 12, knowing astronomy and geography at the top and trivial things at the bottom. Every time I go out for a walk, I often lead silly girls back, and handsome guys jump off buildings, which is kind-hearted and helpful. When the Chinese teacher explained the meaning of "handsome boy" in primary school, I was puzzled. My deskmate secretly handed me a small mirror. I take a photo. oh I suddenly understood. It is said that when I was born, there was a piece of auspicious clouds in the north of the sky, which gradually drifted from far to near to the roof of my house and turned into a word: handsome. Tik Tok humorous jokes self-introduction 9

Hello everyone, my name is xxx, I am nine years old this year, and I come from Class xx, Grade xx, xx Primary School. My hobbies are swimming and playing chess. I am a lively and cheerful little girl.

I have a pair of big bright eyes, a small mouth like a cherry, eyebrows like a bent willow leaf, long black hair, a red face with a sharp face like melon seeds.

My mother told me that when I was born, the Olympic Games attracted worldwide attention in Beijing, the capital, and there was a heavy snow that had not happened in decades that winter, so my grandmother named me X Aoxue. At home, I am a good boy in the hearts of my father, mother, grandfather and grandmother. At school, I am a teacher's assistant and a good friend of my classmates. This is me, make friends!

thank you! Tik Tok's humorous jokes introduce myself 1

My name is xxx. I had many colorful dreams when I was young. Being an announcer or a TV presenter is my dream. So, I took every opportunity to learn broadcasting, practice speaking, say cross talk, play Allegro, perform dancing and host programs. I attended the Spring Festival gala of my father's army, and the clapper tongue twister I performed was warmly welcomed by the soldiers.

I deeply know that it is not easy to be a qualified announcer or TV presenter. There will be joy of success on the road of growth, but more frustration of failure; There will be happiness of harvest, but more is the hardship of cultivation. But I have the courage and determination to face all this. So, today, I stand among my classmates.

like the students here, I am eager to fly high and have more room for development in the future, and a broader world to display my talents. I think, if you work hard, you will get something. In the next four years, with the love of teachers, we will have an infinitely bright future.

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