A complete collection of funny missing text messages
1. Your love has been integrated into my blood and implanted in my heart; your affection has nourished my heart and touched my heart. 614 Kiss Valentine's Day, let my love turn into a sweet kiss, "kiss" for you: My dear, I love you, and wish you happiness every day and every moment!
2. In the past few days, I have truly understood what it means to fall in love, that kind of longing, that kind of longing, that kind of confusion, that kind of uneasiness, how entangled, teasing and torturing it is.
3. Silver jewelry is a mother’s most beloved treasure. Wearing it on the delicate fingers of your future daughter-in-law is also the most precious meeting gift and a sign of love. I wish you a long and happy life, *** pillow, and I wish you a happy Silver Valentine's Day.
4. You are as bright as a rose and a tall jade flower. You are like the fragrance of roses, which touches the heartstrings and hits the nose. You are like a rose, enchanting and beautiful, burning in my mind. You are the flower and I am the leaf, accompanying the sunset all my life.
5. Photos last forever, true love is frozen forever, the lens retains the sweet and beautiful reproduction, the film retains the memories of a hundred years of review, and the camera shines to expose happiness and archive it. Photo Valentine's Day is here. May your life be wonderful and take sweet and happy photos.
6. Meeting by chance is not easy. Maybe it was destined by fate, it would be a pity to miss it. I know that the pain of lovesickness is hard to describe. The Spring Festival is coming again, when will I see you? Wish you a happy Chinese New Year. do you miss me? I miss you so much!
7. The pen is dipped in true love and the ink is dyed with emotion, and I can't write endless deep thoughts and eternal love; the paper is full of tender words and full of love, and I can't express sweet memories and deep feelings. Love flows from the pen, thoughts are condensed in the words, the diary is full of happiness, and my love for you will remain unchanged throughout my life. Diary Valentine's Day, carry your love to the end and accompany you until the end of time!
8. Happy moments are stored in the film of life; sweet moments are recorded in the lens of life; romantic moments are frozen in the album of love. Photo Valentine's Day, use your camera to record our sweet love and live happily ever after!
9. Love is love without any reason. There is no sense of worthiness or worthlessness, and there is no such thing as reason and pride. Love is love, it is very simple and very complicated.
10. The eyes have the final say whether you are beautiful or not; the mouth has the final say whether you are sweet or not; the heart has the final say whether you love me or not; you have the final say whether you give me love or not; whether you love me or not, you have the final say. I love you, I have the final say. Rose Valentine's Day, a shout of love to you, the one I love most. Happy Valentine's Day!
11. Silver Valentine’s Day: Others are in pairs, but I am heartbroken alone; others are spending time together, but I am in tears; others are hugging each other, but I am suffering; others are on the spot To put it down, I had to use my hands; are there any single friends out there!
12. Flowers and green leaves are given to lovers, pure love and infatuation represent love. Environmentally friendly, pollution-free and true love, caring for each other for a lifetime. Ask me how deeply I love you, green represents unchanging love. Green Valentine's Day is here, The green leaves are always blooming with the flowers. The stars follow the moon.
13. I am waiting for you wholeheartedly. I am very happy to have you. I love you 100%. It is difficult to see you even though I am thousands of miles away. I am sending you a hundred thousand urgent messages. Among the millions of people I found you and must never lose you. I really miss you!
14. I use twigs to express my love for you, I ask the winged birds to depict my dreams of missing you, I let the dead seas and rocks add to the wall of love for you, and I invite the world to be with you forever. On Valentine's Day, I wish you, the one I love the most, long-lasting happiness!
15. Meeting you is fate; liking you is destiny; falling in love with you is my last resort; missing you is my last resort. I will love you with all my heart! I love you!
16. I don’t know how to describe love, and I don’t know what words to express love. My friend: don’t spend Valentine’s Day like I did without a lover. May you have a happy Valentine's Day and happy love. Come on friends! come on!
17. In one week, I miss you 7 days, miss you 168 hours, bless you 10080 minutes, and love you 604800 seconds. It’s not that I love you until the weekend, but that I look forward to the weekend because I love you.
18. Write a beautiful chapter of pure love, drink a glass of pure love nectar, smell the fragrance of pure love, spread a pair of wings of invisible love, and fly in the direction of silver love.
Happy Silver Valentine’s Day!
19. I express my longing for you, every word of my concern is just for you, my greetings warm my heart, and my blessings refresh my heart. As the Silver Valentine’s Day approaches, I miss you when I am lonely and lonely. I wish you health and beauty. Never forget me!
20. Loneliness on Valentine’s Day has been dispelled by love. There is no need to pile up reasons for dating. Romance is not just a mirror, feelings are natural and the heart is connected. Expression is no longer clinging to the pipa. Caller ID is enabled for love, and lovers are still a scarce resource!
21. A sincere heart, clean and pure, only moves for you. A true love, non-toxic and harmless, reserved only for you. A promise, without any chemical ingredients, only for you. Saying, Green Valentine’s Day, I give you green and pure love, and wish you happiness!
22. After reading the text message, would you like to come to my place for a while? Just come if you are asked, okay, please, I have something in my heart that I want to say to you: I want to say to you so much: See you after Valentine's Day!
23. Give your parents a kiss to express your gratitude; give your lover a kiss to express your passionate love; give your children a kiss to express your deep love and care. June 14th, Kiss Valentine’s Day, give the one you love a kiss to express your love!
24. I use artificial intelligence and all parts are complete. After many years of operation, it is a product with reliable quality. Due to development needs, we are sincerely recruiting like-minded people. This is a gift on the occasion of Silver Valentine's Day. Those who agree will reply, and those who have no intention of forwarding will forward it.
25. I don’t want to make promises to you easily, time will tell; don’t be obsessed with zodiac signs, love is not a legend; don’t compare me with others, I will be eclipsed, only the sincerity is there. On February 14th, I hope you can say you love me.
26. How many times the hair is entangled, how attached my love is; how far away the white hair is, my love will spread with it. Growing old with you and being sweet with you. 7.14 Let me tell you, my love is more brilliant with you. My love, I wish you good health and unparalleled happiness.
27. Do you know? I haven't seen you these past few days, and I'm so confused that I want to commit suicide: I've tried hanging myself with noodles, smashing my head with tofu, and cutting my veins with noodles, but I'm afraid that no one will celebrate Valentine's Day with you, so I have to give up. Happy Valentine's Day.
28. The lingering twilight, a few longings, endless words, sincere blessings, quietly tell you that I miss you, a cordial greeting, Happy Valentine's Day!
29. Not contacting you for a long time doesn’t mean you don’t miss me; not saying love for a long time doesn’t mean you don’t love each other; although I have always been reserved, on this musical Valentine’s Day, I still want to sing for you. Song, I love you forever!
30. Women who understand love usually lose miserably. Love is inherently cruel, and the winner takes all.
31. I love you, not just in words. I miss you not only in my heart, but also in my diary. Many years later, let us read it carefully and slowly reflect on it. May the love last forever. Diary Happy Valentine's Day.
32. Use a sweet dessert, a romantic pastry, and a happy pastry; raise the warmth to the boiling point, the comfort to the extreme, and the comfort to the peak; make a rose Valentine's Day dinner , given to you as a friend, I hope you and your lover will be happy and reunited. I wish you happiness and happiness on May 14th Rose Valentine's Day!
33. The focus is on the romance in front of flowers and under the moon, what is frozen is the warm and sweet moment, what is pressed is the shutter of true love, and what is recorded is the unforgettable splendor of a lifetime. Photo Valentine's Day, meet your lover, click, let us leave long-lasting beauty and store it in the long river of happy love!
34. Secret love is the true love hidden deep in the heart; first love is the reverie of childhood sweethearts; passionate love is the madness of boiling happiness; lovesickness is a bag full of sweetness. Diary Valentine's Day, my dear, my love is all yours!
35.7.14 Silver Valentine’s Day, there are unlimited promotional opportunities for lovers! First give a silver ring to sell yourself to your loved one; then take it home and sell your loved one to your parents. Love marketing starts from Silver Valentine's Day, may you start happily!
36. Green Valentine’s Day: Others are in pairs, but I am heartbroken alone; others are spending time together, but I am in tears; others are hugging each other, but I am suffering; others are on the spot Put it down, I can only send you a text message silently to make you laugh!
37. The moon rises in the bright sky, my love for you will never die; the river is full of water, my true love will always be with me; the green grass by the river, I miss you; I am speechless, I miss you all the time; White Valentine's Day , lovesickly. Dear, miss you.
38. Although getting married is expensive, I still want to pay for it. I have prepared the money myself, the bills have been exchanged, the silver ring has been matched, and the house is in place. As long as you are satisfied, I will not feel tired no matter how hard it is. . 7.14 Silver Valentine’s Day, I wish you happiness and sweetness.
39. When true love passes through the blue waves, the green longings are reflected in the love river, playing a fresh and happy love song; when true love passes through the green fields, the green vows ring through the high slopes, composing an environmentally friendly life. , tell the purity of true love with the green of your heart, my dear, I wish you a happy green Valentine's Day!
40. Love becomes strong and romantic at this moment; love becomes lingering and real at this moment; heartbeat becomes strong and surging at this moment. White Valentine's Day, let my love escort you, and let my love accompany you until you grow old!
41. A pig and a penguin were kept in a cold storage at -20°C. The penguin died the next day, but the pig was fine. Why? you do not know? By the way, pigs don’t know either!
42. Hello: Today is International Women’s Day. On behalf of the International Women’s Federation, I would like to officially inform you that all women’s toilets and women’s baths are open to you free of charge. Please come.
43. Please read aloud:: Lying on the plum blossoms and smelling the flowers, lying on the branches with low sorrow. Invite to hear that the rocks are broken, and the dampness reaches the spring green.
44. I have always wanted to say something to you, but you know its weight. Once I say it, we may not even be friends, but I can’t control my feelings! Now I have the courage Tell you: When will you invite me to dinner?
45. Remember, first: I am always right, second: if I am wrong, please refer to the first point.
46. You and I are not at fault. We are all caused by bickering. It’s better not to say sorry and pay for the meal together.
47. Break the wife’s lifelong system and implement the aunt’s shareholding system. Introduce the young lady competition system and promote the lover contract system.
48. Holding my wife’s hand feels like my left hand holds my right hand; holding my young lady’s hand feels like I’m back in the 1890s; holding my female classmate’s hand makes me regret that I didn’t do it in the first place.
49. Give you some sunshine and you will be brilliant; give you some flood and you will flood. I asked the old lady to put on red lips to give you some color. < /p>
51. For men, the age of twenty is Pentium, the age of thirty is Microsoft, the age of forty is Panasonic, and the age of fifty is Lenovo.
52. Being single is understanding, falling in love is a mistake, breaking up is enlightenment, getting married is a mistake, divorce is awakening, remarriage is stubbornness, not having a lover is trash, and having too many lovers is an animal.
53. Love at first sight, infatuation again. Work hard all day long to win your heart. It's painstaking and exciting. Don't you understand my heart?
54. Stupid man + stupid woman = marriage; stupid man + smart woman = divorce; smart man + stupid woman = extramarital affair; smart man + smart woman = romantic love; us?
55. If you blink your eyes, I will die. If you blink again, I will come to life. If your eyes keep blinking, I will live and die!
56. The wife must follow her when she goes out, obey her orders, and blindly obey her when she is wrong; she must wait for her to put on makeup, remember her birthday, be willing to spend money, and endure beatings and scoldings.
57. I wish you to get rich on the Marlboro Road, your career to climb the Hongta Mountain, your lover to be better than Ashima, and your wealth to spread throughout Greater China.
58. I’m sorry, I didn’t mean it. I just saw you were so impulsive, so I just cooperated with you. Although I am not a gentleman, I will not take advantage of others!
59. Who said I was cross-eyed? I just focused my sight on one point to change my past view of things!
60. How can the green willow silk be compared to your hair; how can the green ripples be compared to your eyes; sometimes , I stare at your jade photo on the bedside, and I feel that the whole world is forever immersed in the bright spring light.
61. May you have enough joy to make you feel sweet, enough attempts to make you strong, enough sadness to make you more humane, and enough hope to make you happy. And there is enough wealth for you to buy me a gift
62. Don’t pursue appearance; appearance can deceive people. Don't pursue wealth; wealth will fade away. Go after someone who makes you smile, because all it takes is a smile to turn a gray day into a bright one.
63. If you still want to try, never say goodbye - if you still feel you can continue, never give up - if you can't give up loving someone, never say you no longer. Love him
64. You are my woman, I am your man; you are my heart, I am your liver; you are my everything, I am your everything; you are me world, I am your future. This is our lifelong vow.
65. There are many words you want to hear, but you will never hear them from the person you want to hear them say, but don’t close your ears. Lest you not hear someone say it to you from the bottom of their heart.
66. Giving someone all your love will never guarantee that they will love you back.
Don't expect love in return, just wait for love to grow in their hearts, but if it doesn't, be content with love growing in your own.
67. My love is like a dream, like a daydream. I thought I could hug my beloved, but when I woke up, I realized that I was still me, still standing where I was. Not moving at all.
68. I have had countless dreams, and you were in every dream; I have had countless fantasies, and you were in every fantasy; I have prayed hundreds of times, and you have been in every prayer. With you. May fate allow me to see you, hear you, and have you.
69. I lost sleep because of you in the lonely night, and I lost the mood to dream. But it doesn’t mean that there will be no dreams from now on, but you are still in my dreams! Meeting you was purely God's will, falling in love with you wholeheartedly, falling in love with you with no regrets, only getting you will satisfy me!
70. Love is a jam jar, turning us into children, happily tasting its sweetness, as if we never get tired of it; love is a plum fruit, turning us into children. The greedy little bear wants to resist the sweet and sour taste!
71. The dusty thoughts are inadvertently awakened by you, and the long-lost emotions surge in front of you. The years are like a sea and memories are like a tide. It is you who gave me a clear world and an eternal sweetness to accompany me through the long road of life!
72. From now on, your mobile phone will be protected by me. With 24-hour text message bombardment, you have only two choices. One is that your defense line is completely destroyed; the other is to say you love me.
73. If you were the ship with its masts folded and waiting to be berthed in my dream, I would like to be the quiet bay with gentle waves and charming stretches of beach.
74. Marry me, and I will flush your toilet with petroleum, give you a bubble bath with Rémy Martin XO, and take you to and from get off work with a Boeing 777. Use Zhao Wei as your maid.
75. It rained today, it rained yesterday, it also rained the day before yesterday, heavy rain, moderate rain, light rain, silk rain... I miss you today, I missed you yesterday, I missed you the day before yesterday too, I miss you a little bit, silk rain. Thoughts, thoughts...
76. Walking along the paths in the park, there are countless young girls, and the dark lights illuminate the night, exaggerating a certain loneliness. The voices of bargaining rose and fell, and the transfer to a secret place was agreed upon. In the middle of the night, the crow of a rooster could be heard, like smoke falling nine feet away. The customer in front of me just left, and a replacement came from behind!
77. You are a pot of flowers, and I am a pot of sand. The flowers are blooming day by day, and the sand is laughing.
78. Can you really find someone you truly love in your life? I don’t know. All I know is that there is a mirror in front of me that clearly reflects your appearance.
79. In the world of love, I have nothing and know nothing. In the small station of love, I hope you are the first visitor and the eternal host, accompanying me and pampering you. I.
80. In the frost of winter, the night is the devil; in the heat of summer, the night is the lover; and in these February days, the night is the rose in your hand.
81. I wish you: Pepsi-Cola! Everything is Fanta! Wahaha every day! Happy Pepsi every month! Be happy every year! Feel like Sprite! Always be eye-catching! Happy New Year!
82. How are you lately? I’m afraid that you’ll hear my struggles and longings. How can I cover them up? I fall in love with you crazily. I sleep alone in the dark with a gentle heartbeat. Missing you is my eternal language!
83. Autumn is a season of longing. I miss you as much as dandelions, which fly all over the world when the wind blows. Then he falls on your hand and kisses you, telling you that no matter where you are in the world, the one who cares about you the most is me! I miss you so much!
84. If you want me to give you a gift, I will choose to pick my heart. Come out and give it to you! Even because of this, my life has stopped. But my love for you is eternal and my heart will always beat for you.
85. The temperature is getting cooler, the leaves are turning yellow, the sun is getting farther away, and the shadows are getting longer. Missing you is getting stronger, loving you is getting more beautiful, and dreaming about you makes my heart fly!
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86. The heart has wings and flies to the past. Dreams are covered with clouds and fresh air. Memories without postmarks send you the beauty of a rainbow, dyed with the splendor of the sun. Enjoy a story. Legend, I miss you so much these days!
87. I miss you so much, I don’t know what to do, I’m asking everywhere! Cucumber says cold salad, cabbage says vinegar, carp says braised, soft-shell turtle says steamed! The dinner is ready, dear, come quickly!
88. What I smoke is not cigarettes, but anxiety. What I slept was not sleep, but exhaustion. What I shed was not tears, but loneliness. What I am chatting about is not the sky, but loneliness. What I am sending is not a text message, it is my deep longing for you.
89. For one day, I didn’t miss you day and night; for two days, I didn’t wash my face with tears; for three days, I didn’t see my heart rate slowing down; for four days, I didn’t see mental disorders; for five days, I didn’t see any heartache. Today is the weekend, see you tonight.
90. A shadow is loneliness, two roses are simplicity, a star is hope, two skies are vastness, oneself is comfort, and you have multiple companions, a little girl who reads text messages. Bad guy, sometimes you miss me so much!
91. Every little bit of wind, a little bit of rain, and a little bit of infatuation are all because of you; every little bit of mountains, every little bit of water, and every little bit of eyes are intoxicated by you; every little bit of stars, a little bit of moon, and a little bit of dreams. See you; a little love, a little love, a little lovesickness, so helpless!
92. I have missed you for three hundred and sixty-five days, and dreamed of you every night. Recently, I found that my empty heart has reached its limit. , has reached the brink of collapse. The mission of salvation is left to you: reply to the message and say you love me!
93. I always think about you during the day, and I can’t even eat breakfast; I still can’t stop thinking about you at noon, and I don’t even move at lunch. ;What should I do if I still can’t sleep at night? Who can give me a bowl of noodles? I’m so hungry that I can’t sleep!
94. I wrote my longing for you on paper/it was blown away by the wind/I wrote my longing for you on the beach/it was swept away by the waves/I put my longing for you Written on the wall/I was taken away by the police. Little Piggy, tell me where I went wrong? Wuwu
95. Everything you think about is blurred. Garlic is regarded as onion. You forget to use your pedals when riding a bicycle. You just handed over the hundred yuan you just picked up. I think you are almost done thinking about it, 1+1 is difficult, Zhao Benshan is regarded as Sun Nan, and the RMB is regarded as the US dollar. I can’t think of you anymore, I can’t even dress or style myself, I can’t have a relationship with anyone, and my heart is stopping.
96. Stretch out your left foot to trip up your worries. Stretch out your right foot to kick away your sorrows. Find a cage so that happiness has nowhere to escape. Find a pair of ropes to tie up your health. Then Take your mobile phone, compile your thoughts and send them to you!
97. Weather forecast: Today I miss you a little during the day, and then I miss you violently in the afternoon. My mood will drop by five degrees. Affected by this low mood, it is expected that this kind of weather will continue until I see you.
98. My love is like the stars in the sky, innumerable; my love is like a bunch of cabbages, which cannot be boiled; you are like a beggar to me, just show some love and run away! My dear You, please give me a little more love!
99. It is impossible for me not to love you; it is unreasonable for me not to love you; it is more unfair than Dou E for me not to miss you. ;It is absolutely impossible for me not to send you a text message. Wish you happiness!
100. If one day you think of someone who loved you, then I must be one of them. If one day no one loves you anymore, then I must be dead. I miss you every day, what about you?
101. I am a kiss, and you are a lozenge. Hold it in your mouth and wrap it around your tongue a thousand times. Sweet, sour, cool and bitter, with endless aftertaste. Thinking in my heart, every day is like a year. Once you have it, there’s nothing else to ask for!
102. I really want to be your mobile phone, put it in your arms, hold it in your hand, see it in your eyes, and remember it in your heart!
103. When I see the stars in the sky, I think of your eyes; when I see your eyes, I think of the stars in the sky.
104. If missing is a disease, then, dear, I am already terminally ill. Miss you.
105. I can’t help loving you, just like a bird can’t help flying; I can’t help missing you, just like a rose can’t help blooming; I can’t help sending you a text message, I can’t help thinking about you. The way you smile when you see it.
106. You, Hui Zhilan, are kind-hearted, intelligent, and generous. I owe you so much for your blessing. With a grateful heart, I wish you good luck in the Year of the Dragon. All the best!
107. Do you often feel a little tired? Will it be a little decadent? Are you a little confused? Would you feel a little helpless? Replying to the message will solve all your confusions. If you don’t believe it, try it.
108. You are happy because I am happy, I am happy because you are happy, I am sad because you have lost weight, I have lost weight because you are sick, I am smiling because you are strong, and I am rich because Sold you... pig!
109. Do you know? I miss you every day and every night. I think about it when I eat, when I sleep, and when I work. I really want to say to you...pay the money back quickly.
110. I really love you and don’t want to leave you. I feel sad that you have trapped me so deeply. If you really don't want to make me feel bad, please rise quickly... the stock market.
111. A gecko met a turtle on the road and said with a smile: "Look at how tired you are of carrying a pot on such a hot day!" The turtle replied: "Yes, just do it. You run around all day long.”
112. Life becomes uncomfortable without you. I hate that hateful third party for taking you away. Have you and him ever had a new relationship? emotion? I really want you to come back to me - wallet.
113. Don’t ask me why I cry. My tears flow for you and my heart breaks for you. I hate that man, why did he take you away from me... damn thief.
114. When I was poor, you were by my side; when I was sick and injured, you were by my side; when I was frustrated in love, you were by my side... …I’m so unlucky to be with you.
115. Do you know that you can walk out of my sight but you can never walk away from my deep yearning for you; you can stay away from my figure but you can never stay away from my deep attachment to you.
116. I miss you so much that I can’t sleep; I miss you so much that my heart beats hard; I fall in love with you so much that my heart is obsessed with you; I love you so much that my flesh just falls off!
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