How to tell jokes? Can you tell me something?

The IT manager walks into a ramen restaurant: "Do you need customers?" ? Boss: "The face is usually the buddy's side, and you only need the parties when you are busy."

A policeman went to Thailand to handle a case and called a young lady at night. After making love several times, the young lady has been touching the policeman's penis in his arms. The policeman was very comfortable and asked, "Do you want to do it again?" Melancholy miss: "no, I just miss." I used to have it. " . . "

When a leader mobilized for conscription, the secretary wrote this sentence: married and unmarried young people should register! When reading the manuscript, the leader read aloud: married monks, unmarried young people, please register!

A female employee who just went to work is painting the road. The boss found that she drew 4km on the first day, 2km on the second day and 1 km on the third day. I asked her: Why are you getting slower and slower? The female employee replied: Because I am farther away from the paint bucket every day!

Even on Monday night, I want to go to the bar and feel uneasy. I prayed to Guanyin Bodhisattva: "Can I go to the bar at night?" Sister Guanyin gestured to me with her right hand: "Good!" I don't feel so guilty.