China Naming Network - Baby naming - There will be a lecture room in our school. I need a manuscript. The content is to tell the life and interesting things of ancient poets in vernacular, and to tease the king.

There will be a lecture room in our school. I need a manuscript. The content is to tell the life and interesting things of ancient poets in vernacular, and to tease the king.

The most cowardly person who died in history was Sima Yao, the filial piety emperor of the Eastern Jin Dynasty. This brother, like most emperors, indulges in debauchery and drinks with his arms around his concubines all day. Once I got drunk and quarreled with my favorite concubine Zhang Guiren. Note that it is a quarrel, not that the emperor reprimands the concubine, but that the emperor and the concubine scold each other. Finally, Sima got angry and threw out an angry word: "I ignore you!" " I have so many concubines, I'll find someone else! "Say that finish, fell asleep.

Zhang Guiren, who was still awake there, began to wonder if this old guy would ignore me. Find someone else, then where can I do it? ! Now that I am so young and beautiful, you ignore me. Will I have a good life when I am old? ! The more I think about it, the more I feel. Finally, Ms. Zhang gritted her teeth and was cruel. She recruited several maids, moved several big quilts, divided by three times five, and strangled Sima, who was still in a deep sleep. Poor innocent classmate Sima, because of such an angry remark about the quarrel between the young couple, lost an emperor's life that took generations to repair.

The strangest person who died in history was Duke Jing of Jin in the Spring and Autumn Period.

This brother is a monarch who really holds the power of life and death. He is old and a little senile. A fortune teller in the state of Jin, probably tired of living, said to the monarch, you are old, but you will not live to eat new wheat this year. Mr. Ji is certainly not happy to hear that. When the new wheat came down that year, he asked the fortune teller to say, look, you said I wouldn't live to eat the new wheat, so I'll give it to you! But you have to die first. You can't be sure! Have the fortune teller pushed out and cut down.

Old Ji Man picked up his rice bowl and was about to eat when he suddenly felt sick in his stomach. He told the left and right that I couldn't. I had to go to the toilet first, put down my bowl and went out. The left and right attendants waited left and right, and the meal was cold, but the monarch still didn't come back. What happened? Looking for it in private, I can't find it anywhere in the palace. Finally, in the toilet, I found Mr. Ji, who had fallen into the cesspit and was dead. Later, it was praised that Mr. Ji Lao was the first emperor to die in the toilet. sweat ...

In fact, there has always been a question in my heart. Is the toilet more than two thousand years ago really that backward? Even the king of a country has to squat, no toilet ... sweating again

Zuo Zhuan, which has always been known for its concise and powerful writing style, described it in only one sentence: "Eat, get up, go to the toilet, fall into a trap and die" ... sweating profusely.

I don't remember who asked me, what is stupid? I said, it seems just silly. I think the following two can compete with the stupidest one to die.

One is Qin Wuwang, the king of Qin (Han Xian, the name of this king has enough "X"). In fact, this monarch has a good future. /kloc-acceded to the throne at the age of 0/7, young and promising. The state of Qin is also in full swing, and the governors are all afraid. Anywhere, just a little silly. I like to compete with others, and I don't hesitate to see anything, especially big things. I was even more excited when I went out at the age of 23 and saw the cauldron in Luoyang. I heard that the Hercules named Meng can lift it, but he didn't say that he could lift it. As a result, I really lifted it, but I didn't hold back. I fell and broke my thigh, and my medical conditions were almost put aside. I died in Luoyang within two days.

Two days ago, I read an article on China Sports Network, saying that weightlifting in Qin Wuwang was the earliest recorded weightlifting competition. I am sweating. Therefore, the winning classmate is the earliest recorded weightlifter who went abroad to participate in the competition and devoted himself to sports. It seems that although it is stupid, it is of great significance. ...

Another candidate who is the most stupid and short of fame, the son of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, is famous enough, Liu Xu, the king of Guangling. This Liu Tongxue is also a good man, born strong and brave.

But no matter how capable you are, you can't like this abnormal activity. Liu Tongxue doesn't like gold and silver beauties, but he likes fighting with bears. It is said that there is a big bear garden in his fief, where brown bears, grizzly bears, black bears, Malay bears and white bears are raised ... flying bear? ! Nobody knows. In a word, Liu Tongxue did nothing all day, just thinking about how to fight bears, and invited a teacher for this. Every once in a while, I go to the bear park to find a bear and give it a fat beating. What a hero!

However, heroes sometimes miss. Finally, one day, Liu Tongxue met a terrible bear and was scratched to death by a flying bear ... You said that Emperor Wu was so wise, how could he have such a precious son? ...

Of course, there is also an interesting death of an emperor, that is, the "Red Pill Case", which is the four mysteries of the Ming Dynasty. It is about Zhu Changluo, the emperor of the Ming Dynasty, who was in power for only 29 days. He even took too many aphrodisiacs and even controlled several women. As a result, he died, and he really died:) For these emperors, he deserved to die.