Growing pains series
Jason: All right, ladies, put down the spatula, or you'll be fired.
Maggie: Come on, make my day. Well, I think I showed you.
Jason: Show me more.
Maggie: Oh, Jason, kids.
Jason: I can kiss the children later. You know, I read an article about two professional couples.
You really should make special efforts to keep ... lively forever.
Maggie: At breakfast?
Jason: Every meal.
Mike: What's the matter? Aren't you enough?
Jason: Michael, many children will be slapped for that.
Mike: Come on, Dad, you can't hit me. You are a free humanist.
Jason: Maybe it was an accident.
Carol: Maybe it will come true.
Mike: Mom, can we sell Carol and buy a tape deck for Volvo?
Carol: Mike, you have given the word emptiness a new meaning.
Mike: Oh, really? What does old mean?
Carol: My case is over.
Jason: Ben! Ben. What's so funny, Ben?
Ben: That Phyllis George, she screwed up again.
Maggie: Hey, what are you reading?
Carol: It says here that with the expansion of the universe, all matter will degenerate into a state.
A state of complete confusion.
Maggie: Thank God, I thought I was alone.
Mike: What are you going to do tonight? "Sweat House", yeah, that's great! Hey, listen, can I talk to you later? Okay, bye.
Maggie: Mike, what is a "sweat room"?
Carol: It's a new under-20 dancing club on Geravo Toll Road.
Mike: Yes, that sounds like a good idea, Mom. For teenagers, this is a safe and healthy gathering place.
Maggie: The bigger the group, the smaller their brains.
Jason: Oh, come on, Maggie!
Mike: Yes, come on, Maggie! Yes, it is time to wait for the school bus; You know, if I hurry,
I can still get a seat in the non-smoking section.
Maggie: Have a nice day! Bye, honey. Bye, Ben. Love you!
Jason: See you later, Ben! I have some paperwork to do before I get here at nine o'clock. If you start to get excited and have eight to ten seconds before work, you know where to find me.
Maggie: Ben, what are you doing here? You will miss the bus. What's the matter, dear?
Ben: Dad doesn't know how to do my elbow.
Maggie: Oh? Let me see. Oh, dad did a good job on these cuts ... Superman Band-Aids-Works. Oh, I see, he didn't kiss better ... say I love you, pumpkin head.
Ben: It's all objective. Mom, why are you going back to work?
Maggie: Ben, I don't have to do this. I want to do this. Come here. Ben, imagine that you have to stay in this house for 15 years and never go out to play. You'll go crazy, won't you? Believe it or not, many adults feel the same way about work.
Ben: That's the sick mother.
Maggie: Ben, I know this is a huge change for all of us. I'm afraid I can't be with you because ... good ... you are the youngest. I'm afraid I can't be with Carol because she is a girl and she needs her mother. I'm afraid I can't stay with Mike in case he accidentally blows up something. Believe me, I'm worried about leaving your father here to deal with you monsters.
Ben: Mom, you shouldn't worry so much. You'll drive yourself crazy.
Maggie: I love you. Patient: Doctor, it's always the same dream. I'm on the subway, and this woman is sitting opposite me ... beauty! I looked at her and she looked at me. I licked my lips and she licked her lips. This went on, and finally she leaned over and whispered to me, "Your knees are big."
Doctor, what's the point?
Mike: I should be able to get about $5 each.
Jason: Nice to meet Waller. Don't worry too much about it, OK? See you next week. Bye-bye！
Mike: Can I talk to you, Dad?
Jason: Sure.
Mike: In your office. Kids.
Jason: So, what do you want to talk about? ...
Mike: Yes, well, I mainly want to say how well things are going.
You moved the clinic home because your wife went back to work.
Jason: Thank you.
Mike: Dad, we have been friends for a long time ... right?
Jason: On and off, yes.
Mike: I know, I like it. Dad, do you know the ballroom I mentioned this morning? ...
Jason: House of Sweat.
Mike: Right, right. Jerry and I talked, and we decided ...
Jason: Jerry?
Mike: Yes, Jerry Deris. He is an old friend of mine, an excellent driver and has two years of driving experience.
Driver a.
Jason: A driver for two years?
Mike: Yes, you see, in his first class, he ran over a dog ... but then he drove very well.
We're talking about a small, unhurt puppy, Dad.
Jason: That's unfortunate.
Mike: So I was thinking, maybe we can go there tonight. Jerry can drive, so you don't have to go. ....
Jason: What would your mother say?
Mike: Mom? I guess she'll say ... what word do I want to use, dad?
Jason: No! !
Mike: Yes, that's it. I guess that means I can't go, right?
Jason: Well, it just means that I don't like you coming in and trying to escape from something.
I don't want to have this relationship with you.
Mike: Sorry, Dad.
Jason: OK, now look. Now that I'm in charge at home, we can try it in my way.
Mike: OK! !
Jason: You don't even know what "my way" is?
Mike: Of course I know, Dad. It's Sinatra's song.
Jason: Mike, your work is excellent. Okay, look, here's the thing. I will give you more freedom, and you must promise me more responsibilities.
Mike: Hey, no problem, Dad. I swear, I am ready to take full responsibility.
Jason: Mike, I'm not ready to take full responsibility.
Mike: You're right. I'm sorry.
Jason: OK? Go out and have fun. Remember what we said.
Mike: Sure, Dad, thanks, I promise. Wait, what about mom? What if she gets angry?
Jason: Mike, your mother is not a monster ... I'll talk to her and she'll understand.
Maggie: What did you ask him to do?
Jason: Maggie, he is fifteen years old now.
Maggie: So what! He is fifteen years old! Just choose such an age and say
That's when a child matures.
Jason: You know, Mozart 15 had written seven symphonies.
Maggie: That's because Mozart's father wouldn't let him go to the Sweat Room. Who did he kill?
Go together?
Jason: I don't know. Some kid ... Jerry Doris, Doris.
Maggie: Jerry "Dog Killer" Dorothy.
Jason: Maggie, he hit a dog.
Maggie: Yes, but he called four times.
Jason: Well, Mike is not Jerry. A child needs some freedom to learn to take responsibility.
Maggie: Ah, Jason, I know you believe in unlimited human potential ... things. That's good for your patients, but when? ...
Maggie and Jason: ... it comes to your own children. ...
Maggie: ... I believe in originality. ...
Jason: ... sin.
Maggie: Evil. I don't know. Maybe I shouldn't go back to work.
Jason: Come on, Maggie, don't say that. Now you have rested 15 years to raise a family.
You should go back to work now. You just need to have a little more faith in me and the children.
Maggie: Oh, maybe you're right.
Jason: Of course I'm right. We shouldn't worry, we should worry ... Celebration. That's why
I took the liberty of putting some chilled champagne in the bucket beside the bed ... and stuffing some satin sheets on the old bodyguard.
Maggie: Satin sheets. What about you?
Jason: Yes, my intuition in the shop showed me some photos of a couple before and after their marriage.
Who tried them ... They look very ... satisfied.
Maggie: What about Ben and Carol?
Jason: I added some sleeping pills to their medicine. They will sleep for about three minutes.
A few weeks.
Maggie: Jason!
Jason: I really didn't, but they are very good. We can eat together! ! ! ! Hello. Yes, this is.
Jason seaver. No, you must be looking for someone else, because ... take off your clothes ... No, no, our Mike is only 15 years old, so he can't drive. I see.
Maggie: What did he say?
Jason: He said, that's why your microphone is in our prison. Prisoner: Son, how did you get in?
Mike: I killed a man just to watch him die. What about you?
Prisoner: Unpaid parking ticket.
Mike: Oh, no, it's my mother!
Jason: Come on, Maggie, we don't know the truth yet. I mean, it's not uncommon for a teenage boy to have a skirmish with the police. Some of them may be real men.
Policeman: Hello! Would you like some hot cocoa? I just made a new pot.
Jason: Look, we are Mr. and Mrs. Seaver. You locked up our son. A police officer claimed that he was driving.
Policeman: Ah, yes, sir, we ... er ... found him in the parking lot of the Khan House. he is
Drive in circles for about 12 minutes.
Jason: OK, a boy of 15 years old drove his friend's car around the parking lot several times.
Policeman: Oh, did I mention that he suddenly turned to a police car on his way out?
Jason: He what?
Policeman: He tore that guy off like an orange. A 350
Dollar orange.
Mike: Hello, Dad ... Mom. You look good tonight. You look young!
Prisoner: Come on, kid.
Mike: Mom, Dad, this is Jerry. I think it's hard to see the foundation of our friendship, right?
Jason: I don't know. He has some kind of ... carefree charm.
Mike: You should see him when he's sober.
Maggie: Mike! You will be grounded for two months.
Mike: Two months! ? ! Dad, can't you talk to her?
Jason: Oh, I did it, Mike. It was originally a month.
Mike: That means you added a month.
Ben: Nothing can escape your eyes, can it?
Mike: Dad, you said you would talk to her.
Jason: Damn Mike! ! ! You said you would be responsible, and now I don't want to hear another word from you, understand?