Describe cold humor
2. It's too cold. If you have anything to do, come to my bed and talk about it.
3. It's cold, is it freezing into a dog? It's very cold. Are you freezing into popsicles?
On such a cold day, single dog will be upgraded to crumbling ice!
It's time to turn over the story in winter, and I should go out.
6. The most annoying thing in winter is that I just jumped into the warm bed and wrapped it tightly, only to find that Nima, the light was not turned off!
7. In this weather today, anything can be used to dry hands.
8. In winter, I often think: I wish I had someone I like around.
Please remember that I am a cold person and don't be fooled by my constant madness.
10, we southerners keep warm by shaking in winter.
1 1, seeking sunny and harmonious, just asking people to add a pair of long pants.
12, I can give you a hug at 5℃ a day around 0℃.
13, it's air-cooled, the places outside the bed are far away, and the places beyond the reach of hands are in other places. The last bathroom is for business trip.
14, I heard that you wanted to see a snow, and I silently saved dandruff all winter.
15, southerners teach you how to wear a pair of pants at 0℃ and 40℃.
16, you lost your way home in the smog in the north, and I forgot to wear long pants in the rainy weather in the south.
17, it's cold recently. My boyfriend hugs her boyfriend and my girlfriend hugs her girlfriend, but I'm better, not cold.
18, the weather is getting colder and colder. Everyone has a girlfriend and a boyfriend. I'll put on some clothes.
19. In the past, I wanted grace instead of warmth. Now I want temperature instead of grace. I have to take the initiative to wear long pants before my mother can talk.
20. I thought the spark between us was love. Unexpectedly, it is autumn trousers.
2 1, the only thing I can put down now is chopsticks, and the only thing I can't get out is the quilt.
22. I want to streaking in summer, and how many clothes I wear in winter is like streaking.
23. I seriously doubt that Yue Lao knitted long trousers with my red rope.
24. Please do a good job in keeping out the cold in winter: a husband holds a husband, a wife holds a wife, and a thermos pot that is temporarily unavailable. Don't hug it! Really can't. I should change my hairstyle.
25. I am afraid of cold in winter and hot in summer.
26. Wanshui Qian Shan is always in love and doesn't wear long pants.
27, undressing depends on courage, getting up depends on explosiveness.
It's too cold for me to get up next to the bed.
29, this life I finally understand a truth, people are iron, rice is steel, bed is a magnet!
30. The weather in the north is very cold, dripping into ice, and the wind is biting.
3 1, it's cold, and if I wear more, I will freeze to death without me in my heart.
32. The recent ghost weather makes me feel like opening the refrigerator every time I open the door.
33. It's cold, and there is a way to keep warm: I hold you.
34. Remember to be nice to yourself, who left you alone this winter.