Tik Tok's humorous copy
2. When I woke up in the middle of the night, I silently got up and covered my roommate with a quilt.
3, single for many years, the most difficult thing is not loneliness, but dealing with the neighbors' seven aunts and eight aunts and uncle Wang!
4, harm people need not be ruthless, IQ is low enough.
5, lower than the issue price, like you, at this age, has fallen below the issue price.
6. The longest love I have ever talked about is narcissism. I love myself and have no rival in love.
7. I really want to hold you, smell you, put my chin on your shoulder, sleep and fall asleep.
8. Don't check on Baidu if you feel sick. I want to make a will every time I check out.
9. I have to rely on threats to do something that a pretty face can do.
10, anyone who has really worked hard knows that the IQ gap is insurmountable.
1 1, the grapes I can't eat are sour, so I will show off in an ostentatious manner when I eat them.
12, my love world is a slum, and yours is a tall building.
13, a boy who has fallen in love will be put in bed in the future.
14, I am willing to be your audience and watch you pretend from beginning to end.
15, study hard, make progress every day, eat fat and grow strong!
16, I am small-minded, but I don't lack it. I have a good temper, but I don't!
17, the so-called pig-like roommate is that I have a cold and ask him to bring a box of black and white. As a result, he brought me a pack of Oreos.
18, Polar Bear: Why don't you come and play with me? Penguin: I'm too south.
19, you have to send something with a red exclamation point when you are blacked out by the other party. This kind of person is generally not infatuated, but deliberately takes screenshots.
20. I am not angry when you scold me. I'll make myself a cup of Lycium barbarum and influence you with love.
2 1, a classmate said to the teacher: Teacher, what you teach is useless. As a result, the teacher replied: I don't allow you to say that about yourself.
You are a good boy, but I am too beautiful for you.
23, don't use your identity as a common people, tell me the story of the underworld.
24, the sky is falling, you hold, I hold!
25. I have practiced Qigong, which can kill people.
26. My wife asked me: If a female colleague seduces you, will you listen? I smiled and shook my head, ha ha, who do you take me for? Am I the kind of person who will tell you what you really think?
27. You don't have to lose weight, and nobody likes you if you lose weight.
28. Young people should never lose heart because of a math class. You are not alone in this issue.
29. Time will make you understand that you can't wait for anything but take-away, bus and express delivery.
30. If I become an emperor, I will make you a prince!
3 1. You must tell me what I said and did wrong, or I won't know how to be angry with you next time.
32. I am L 'Oré al Paris, and you deserve it!
33. Eating food is like a train. To sum up: shopping, shopping, shopping.
34. Four expectations to support the progress of life: waiting for work, waiting for Friday, waiting for salary, waiting for express delivery.
35. For the rest of your life, you will wash clothes, cook and wash dishes.
36. Red beans don't grow in the south, they grow on my face. I really miss them!
Being a handsome man is very tiring, I really know that.
If one day you are sad, please call me and let me know that you have today!
The stars touch the warm sun, and you are in my heart.
40. Ugliness is the best self-defense, and ugly people are safe all their lives.
4 1. If you can't tolerate me, it means that either your mind is too narrow or my personality is too great.
It's great that you have a boyfriend. Now I only have one rival in love!
43. Laugh when you are happy, and laugh when you are unhappy.
44. When you are young, try not to fall in love early. Knowing that you are ugly, ugly and short too early will affect the exam.
45. Although the famous flowers are taken, I will loosen the soil.
46. Every time I just take a shower, I feel very beautiful when I look in the mirror. Maybe I'm out of my mind
47. What girls need now is not a prince, but a male god who can assist mathematics and physics.
48, the world is so chaotic, who is pretending to be pure?
49. The love between seabirds and fish is just an accident. Our differences have always existed.
Don't smile at me, no one is joking with you.
5 1, lazy, doing well is called enjoyment; Persistence in doing well is called persistence; Playing the fool, if you do it well, is it called playing the fool? Don't play tricks on me, or I'll play along.
52. There is a best feeling that the mobile phone is fully charged, and it is finally possible to unplug the charger and roll to the other side of the bed.
It's a waste of saliva to tell you, and you have to accompany me to pay the bill.
54. It is said that falling in love affects learning. I want to ask: doesn't study affect love?
55. In the past, mail was slow, and I only loved one person in my life. Now the network technology is developed, and 50 people can be green in one day.
I am good-looking. My parents gave me this nonsense mouth.
57, learn to bask in the sun, the goddess basks in self-portraits, the local tyrants bask in money, the models bask in the body, Lao Tzu wants to bask in the sun, and it rains every day!
58. When someone asks why the attitude will change after catching up, I will ask you: Do you still read after the exam?
59. If a man doesn't help you put on a wedding dress, you can give him a cassock.
60. If you don't forgive all beings, you will suffer yourself.
6 1. Now there are only two factors that prevent me from succeeding. One is sleepy when you are full, and the other is hungry when you wake up.
62. People say that leg hair grows kidneys. I touched my leg hair with satisfaction! Why does a girl want such a good kidney?
63. A man is a dog. Whoever has the ability will take it.
64. Take a look in the mirror when you are in a bad mood. Experts say that people will feel better if they see more beautiful things.
65. I finally found a problem. I have no sexual orientation. I like good-looking people.
66. I feel that life is always aimed at you everywhere because you are ugly. If you are beautiful, you will be hanged every day.
67. What did I say to make you cry? Please tell me, and I'll say it again.
68. I bought a razor online and my hands are shaking before I finish shaving.
69. Whenever my friends and I complain about the troubles and misfortunes in life, they will earnestly say to me: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
70, ranking, you are ugly, you rank first, I am handsome and free.
7 1. Have you considered each other's feelings every time you curse? Anyway, I do. I try not to use dialect, for fear that the other party will not understand.
72. I wish you become a big boss with assets of hundreds of millions in the future, and use your own hands to make the gold content of your diploma higher!
73. Do you know how to write an interesting Tik Tok copy? Really, Tik Tok shouldn't take selfies too cm. We've all met. Today, I am here to share some humorous stories about Tik Tok for your reference, hoping to help you.
74. Old Moon! Can you tie my marriage without the red rope from the cottage? Every now and then!
Don't yell at me. I was scared by dogs when I was a child.
76. Why do people in China choose a good day to get married? Because there is no good life after marriage!
77. I put up with an appetite that I shouldn't have at this age.
78. Homework Jun, when I grow up, I must find a husband like you to accompany me every day. I hit you and scolded you, but you never left me.
79. Kiss me secretly quickly. I closed my eyes.
80. Don't look at my indifference to you at ordinary times. In fact, there are many bad words behind it.
8 1, ghosts are very afraid of death, because after they die, they will become people.