Humorous sentences describing particularly hot topics

Humorous sentences to describe extremely hot weather:

1. In this weather, there is only a pinch of cumin between me and the barbecue, and there is only a head of garlic between me and the scallops!

2. If you don’t make friends with people in cities where the temperature is below 40 degrees, you are not familiar with them.

3. When the weather is hot, a calm mind can control the wind and rain. If you are irritable, bid farewell to the past and move toward happiness. Use reason to defeat emotions and always stay connected with optimism. Don’t look too far ahead and embrace the beauty in front of you. May happiness be with you from now on.

4. I have been thinking about kidnapping the principal one day, tying him to the bed in the school dormitory, and giving him a small fan to see how long he can survive.

5. Buy a mat and turn it into an electric blanket when you sleep!

6. It’s almost too hot, so lie down on the bed and braise it; spread out a mat and grill it on the teppanyaki; after getting out of bed, steam it; go out and stir-fry it; swim for a swim and boil it; come back On the road, fry the food; when you enter the house, return it to the frying pan.

7. After putting on makeup for an hour, I opened the door and went bare-faced.

8. I accidentally dropped a banknote, but it caught on it before I could pick it up. It made me feel distressed to see it.

9. The beggars who knelt and wrote with chalk and who lay down and pretended to be sick are all gone.

10. The weather is really too hot. If you want to eat a cold dish, you have to eat it while it is cold, otherwise it will be hot soon!

11. Lying on the mat feels like sizzling beef tenderloin.

12. I can finally get a free sauna.

13. The weather was too hot. I just met a stranger on the road. We looked at each other and smiled, and we became familiar.

14. I once threatened in sub-zero temperatures that I would rather die of heat than freeze to death. It wasn’t until today when I was heated to death that I realized that such a beautiful promise was because I was too young.

15. They say you have to wait until the melons are ripe and the stems fall off. I really want to be able to unload the goods earlier! I really can’t stand this hot summer! It's so hot!