Humorous sentences describing the hot weather in Shouxian County

I'm crying at every pore.

Moral integrity fell all over the floor and evaporated at once.

All those who go out now are "anti-Japanese heroes".

I bought an air conditioner, but Nima blew the heating.

I finally know why our ancestors only wore one leaf.

I'm not fat, I just expand with heat and contract with cold.

Why are you so dark? It's not that hot. It's baked by such a hot sun.

It's just a little hot, but it doesn't seem to work.

If it continues to be so hot, it won't be a broken wing, it's all melted!

Mosquitoes don't bite, they only bite cold water pipes.

Regan Noodles, no cooking.

I can't buy raw eggs.

Take off your clothes quickly. When your internal temperature and external temperature are the same, you won't be hot.

Hot is just one word, and I will say it once, hot hot hot hot.