I miss you, homophonic copy (80 articles)
2. One day, the duckling confessed to the chicken: Chicken, I love you. Chicken: You don't have to duck.
The tiger in the zoo gave the lion green. Why? Because the tiger has a green lion qualification certificate.
I have a stomachache at midnight. I said, "Stomach, can you stop?" The stomach said, "My name is not stomach, but Chu Xun Yu."
I can't get entangled in the thought of that snake every day.
6. Doraemon has no neck because of hygiene, because the blue neck is muddy.
7. Do vampires like spicy food? No, because they like blood.
8. the Monkey King fell into the lake and went ashore to become Liu Er's macaque. It turned out that he fell into the quilt of Bitter Lake.
9. It's so hot that we're familiar.
10. I want to eat puffs today, but I found them squashed. My mother says I can't eat them because they are flat puffs.
1 1. If Cai Yuan doesn't pay, you can go to Huang Ting to get it.
12. Brothers and sisters sing. Sister: What if I forget the prelude? Brother: Sister, how dare you forget the prelude!
13. Want Want Snow Cake What do you think it will become when it is hot?
14. When I was eating, the power was cut off. I quickly ate two mouthfuls of rice, and suddenly the light came on. I exclaimed, is this the legendary lesbian?
15. Some frogs will touch your stomach, because Conan said that all frogs have been touching your stomach.
16. The children's chocolates melted to the ground. Children say it looks like mud, like mud. Did you hear that? I miss you very much.
17. "What book did you buy?" "programming." C++ or java and Shen Congwen
18. I drank a cup of super delicious milk tea today. I looked at the name. Oh, it turned out to be Woxiangni Lettie Juice.
19. You don't even kiss me. What are you kissing? Tsingtao beer?
20. A good family. I am a crab. My pliers are missing. I don't have pliers.
I miss you. Homophonic text 2 2 1. Lu Su: "You are drunk, if you drink any more, you will die." Zhou Yu: "I'm not drunk." Lu Su: "Go ahead, viceroy." Zhou Yu: DuDu DuDu
22. You seem to have gained weight. I can lose weight with you. Let's give up meat (get married) tomorrow!
23. There is a piece of glass, and I feel a little sleepy. Then it jumped down from upstairs and said, good night, I'm broken!
24. Nezha asked Wukong, "Demon, dare you!" Wukong: "Love me as ... as you said?"
25. The Queen is dead. Other ants have been clamoring that we don't have a queen. We have nothing in the future. Did you hear that? We have nothing in the future.
26. Rabbit and Bear's WeChat group was disbanded. The bear talked privately. Bonnie said not to build any more. Did you hear that? Don't say goodbye. ...
27. I just ate the pills given by the doctor and felt a little bitter, so I put some dates in my chopsticks. After eating, I became impatient. It turns out that I ate chopsticks and jujube balls.
28. One day, the elk got lost, and then he called the giraffe: "Hey, I'm lost." The giraffe said, "Hey, I lost my giraffe."
29. Everyone is a hamburger. Why are you all stupid? I am a baby.
30. You don't even add my WeChat, so what do you add, Canada?
3 1. Xiao Wang doesn't know how to cross the river. Baidu made a mistake and actually crossed the river.
32. One day, I found a little dust on my body. I patted hard, but I couldn't fall, the dust didn't go, the dust didn't go. Did you hear that? I can't go back.
33. I can't help unpacking a packet of spicy strips at home, and it's even worse when I eat it halfway. I looked at the name. It turns out that Xiangtan Lotus loves spicy food (I want to fall in love)!
Xiao Ming didn't feel well and went to see a doctor. After diagnosis, the doctor said his throat was "inflamed" and he said "hi".
35. Even I don't care. What do you care, Italy?
36. I have a group of chickens, none of which can lay eggs. I asked myself, do I still have chickens?
37. Medusa petrified the wife of a general. The general was furious: "Dare to petrify my wife!" Medusa: Hatred … Lonely birds sing their sadness?
38. "How much does it cost to buy the moon?" "It's more affordable to buy in the middle of the month, because the moon on the fifteenth day is sixteen dollars."
39. Driving through a small quagmire, the water splashed by the small quagmire was loud, so it turned out to be such loud mud.
40. Forward this purple potato. The person you like is purple potato to you.
I miss you. Homophonic stem copy 3 4 1. On my way home to buy oysters, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. So it's called oysters as mud.
42. Yang was poisoned and Ouyang Feng was detoxified. He said to the little dragon girl: Don't look at me. The little dragon girl received: Green … green grass has become more fragrant to me?
43. I come from BearBiscuit. One day, I accidentally fell from the upstairs. Then, I collapsed. Good Night!
44. Look at this. I have two erasers You don't know, do you? Why? Because you have no object (oak).
45. One day, a little pig and a little leopard went to eat. The boss said, what do you want to eat? Pig said, give me some pig food. The boss said, ok, a pig food. What do you want, little leopard? The little leopard said: leopard food. The boss said: Beijing time is eight o'clock sharp.
46. I went to work in a foreign country today, and I was lucky enough to be a star once. Everyone passing by called me: it's hot in the ground.
47. Zhang Fei and Guan Yu rode together, with a cliff in front. Guan Yu said, "Stop your horse." Zhang Fei said, "I'm happy." Guan Yu said, "Stop your horse."
48. 100 yuan, after operation, has become a 40 yuan, perhaps this is a 40% discount operation.
49. If you can't find the mixing tool when making milk, you can use the key. The inventor of this practice is Li Bai, and there are words to prove it: the key is to produce milk, and I want to learn from Li Bai.
50. One day, Potato learned to tell fortune and set up a signboard in the street. At first, garlic came angrily and fried the potato sign. When he left, he said to the potato, "You are calling a garlic to die!" "
5 1. Hello, a cup of pumpkin almond dew, no melon, no apricot and no dew, and Nanren.
52. This is SF Express. I said that you are a batch of small goods, and you are a batch of small goods.
The difference between female stars and me is that they don't eat when they are hungry, and I will eat when I am not hungry.
54. "Go and find out where the undercover's hometown is!" "The undercover family is in the northeast, by the Songhua River."
55. Why does a person dislike sitting less and less? Because a novice is easy to stand (post station)
56. I said I was reading A Brief History of Time, and you said everywhere that I would pick up shit when I was free?
57. I told the wind that there was wind in the west and said, "You are like a watermelon".
58. If you don't even coax me, who are you kidding, Hong Shixian?
59. One day, the bear bought an ice cream. The sun is like fire, and the ice cream melts to the ground. The bear said, "It looks like mud. It looks like mud." Did you hear that? I miss you so much.
60. A cup of pumpkin almond dew, no apricots, no melons, no dew, and Nanren.
I miss you. Homophonic words dry copy article 4 6 1. "Why do you have to eat enough pears?" "Because my home is the home of 8 pears."
63. My friends and I ate a lot of peanuts, and the more we ate, the happier we became. I checked, and it turns out that peanuts are a good thing.
64. A sheep can be handsome only after taking a thousand baths, because a sheep can be washed a thousand times.
65. The teacher told us that the distance from any point on a circle to the center of the circle is equal. The content of this lesson is to guess an old Beijing food teaching circle.
Alice was ill, so I played "Treat Alice".
67. Before he died, Yu Gong said to his son, "Move mountains, move mountains", and his son said, "Shiny".
68. The plane doesn't need to honk in the air, so it doesn't fly.
69. Do you like apple juice, grape juice or my baby juice?
70. Do you know why Beijingers don't say homophonic terriers? Because old Beijing is not harmonious.
7 1. If I call a toad Chuchu, is it cute? I call the coyote a wolf, and only Gina thinks it's cute.
72. Aladdin was punished by God for his mistake and put into a jar. He asked doubtfully where this was. So God: You are in a pot and don't know the pot.
73. The bear planted a fruit tree and took good care of it every day. The fruit trees didn't bear fruit until autumn. The bear said disappointedly, "No fruit, no fruit."
74. Yun-peng Yue's son asked Yun-peng Yue: Dad, what do you mean by eager to try? Yun-peng Yue replied, "That's where Dad takes a bath!" !
75. If you won't kiss me, what will you kiss, Qinghai-Tibet Plateau?
76. My friend has been urging me to marry a rich man. Funny, please don't rush me again. Advise Fu, I am willing!
77. I am ironing clothes today, but no matter how I iron them, they will wrinkle. I said don't wrinkle, don't wrinkle, don't go.
78. Two grandfathers are playing chess. Child: Grandpa, your car is missing. Grandpa: What kind of car? It's called ju. Child: Oh, Grandpa, you rode away by yourself.
79. Ask the stone monkey when he is homesick most. At night, why? Because in the dead of night, it is a stone monkey who misses home.
80. It's very hot today, 37 degrees. I bought two ice creams, and each of us got rid of the heat. Did you hear that? It's over.