How to say humorously that the weather is cold?

1, don't ask me why I didn't do well in the exam, because it was too cold and I was unconscious.

You are passionate over there, and I am frozen into a dog here.

3. I don't reply to your message. I am not cold, but my hands are cold.

It's cold, but I'm as cold as a clown, and no one gives me a warm hand.

5, it is windy today, so cold, suitable for sleeping under a quilt.

6. It's too cold. You should put on more clothes and don't freeze my whole world.

7. The weather is very cold. If you can't give me a hug, buy me a coat.

8, cold weather is not a disease, freezing to death.

9. It's cold, with a daughter-in-law holding her daughter-in-law and a husband holding her husband. If you don't have a date, wear more.

10, it's cold, old man. Did you knit a sweater with my red thread?