Collect love cell phone messages! ! Urgent! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
I'm in charge of beauty, and you're in charge of making money. You can fall in love with others, but don't let me find out. If I find out, hum, rat poison will cook noodles for you!
If I were a judge, I would sentence you to life imprisonment. Imprisoned in-my heart.
When I walked, I dispersed and my memories faded. Looking at it, you are tired and the stars are dim; Listening, I woke up and began to complain; Looking back, I found you gone, and suddenly I was confused ...
Meeting you was unintentional, knowing you was providence, thinking about you was affection, and I was half-hearted when I didn't see you, and I was single-minded when I saw you. If one day we had a refund, at least we had memories! ! !
If there is an afterlife, let's be a pair of little mice. Stupid love, dull life, clumsy snuggling, silly together. Even if the snow closes the mountain, I can still snuggle in the warm haystack and bite your ear tightly ... < P > Without the romance of money, I can hold your hand and walk on the beach covered with white sand; 1 yuan's romance, I can call next to the cold and cheerless public telephone booth to care about you; Romance in 1 yuan, I can buy a popsicle on a hot summer day to cool you down. Romance in 1 yuan, I can buy a copy of Guandong to warm your palm on a cold night; Romance in 1 yuan, I can go shopping with you to buy your favorite clothes; 1, yuan of romance, I can buy you a mobile phone, so that we can have a happy sound and sound distance.
marinate your shadow/air-dry it/drink it when you are old
I —— Inject into L —— Loyalty O —— Observant with heart V —— Valiant is brave E —— Enjoyment Y —— Yes is willing to O —— Obligion responsibility U ——— Therefore, love is devotion, loyalty, heart, courage, joy, willingness, responsibility and harmony.
Feelings for you are a simple natural index. You can differentiate it several times, and it will remain the same ... If you like, you can also integrate it, but there will be an extra constant, and that constant is equal to-I love you.
Let the stars turn into my eyes and look after you all night; Let the breeze turn into my smile and smooth your heart; Let all the beautiful things turn into my blessing, always accompany you, always ...
Weather forecast: I miss you a little during the day, but my mood will be reduced by five degrees in the afternoon. Affected by this low mood, it is expected that this kind of weather will last until I see you.
I fell in love with you at first sight, hugged you without saying anything, came to see you from both ends in three days, and no one kissed you around, married you in five days, and stayed together for 6 years!
1> Excuse me, who is a knowledgeable person to help me explain what love is? Although I can't make it clear, I can feel that love is just like what I am doing to you now? Do you feel it?
2> Vow: We should miss every day, but don't meet each other every day! I am responsible for beauty and coquettish, and you are responsible for making money hard! You can fall in love with others, but don't let me find out. If I meet you, hum ... Rat poison to cook noodles.
3> Occasionally there is a meteor flying in the air, and many people will make a wish for it, so that everyone's wish will come true. If it were me, I would make the most important wish in my life.
4> Wherever you go, our hearts will be tightly locked together, even if this life is exhausted, we will live forever! I love you, and I will wait for you
5> Someone once said, when you miss someone, look up at the moon. If the moon turns blue, it means that the person you miss is also thinking of you. Every day I can look forward to the moon turning blue
6> There is no sand in the world. I think you will drop a sand in the sky once, and finally there will be the Sahara.
7> There is a saying that liking a person does not mean having him/her, but I don't think so. I would rather not like him if I like a person who can't have him, and I will take the time to forget him
8> The stars are my eyes staring at you; The breeze is that I caress your hands; Tears of concern are brighter than the stars, and lovesickness is softer than the breeze!
9> Sir: Your penis is on the verge of scrapping after tens of thousands of rubs. Please take your household registration book to the city sexual intercourse association for scrapping within 72 hours after receiving the notice, and do not submit it to the public security organ for castration
1> When you are by my side, I will forget everything in the world, because you are almost everything, and no one can replace you. When I hold your hand, you will never know how satisfied I am!
11> Dear, didn't you have a good year without me? Did you look up at the sky? Has the lovely moon turned blue?
12> Please take good care of yourself for me. Eat when you are hungry, dress when you are cold, sleep when you are sleepy, and call me when you miss me. Turn your head when you see a handsome guy!
13> Interrupt, take up 1 seconds of your time and tell you something irrelevant ... that is, I'm thinking ... I'm thinking about you!
14> If (you) don't love me, let me go. Don't take pleasure in my sufferings and stay. If (you) don't love me, let me go. Don't say you love me when I am disheartened!
15> We should miss each other every day, but not every day. I'm in charge of beauty, you're in charge of making money, you can fall in love with others, but don't be found out by me. If I find out, hum, I'll eat poison
16> Spring gives life to the earth, trees give biological oxygen, the sun gives heat to the earth, and you give me a reason to live
17> The wind is blowing, the rain is falling, and I am waiting for your big call; Live for you, die for you, and wait for you all your life.
● When you read this short message, you have been poisoned by love. The only antidote is to marry me. Forget it. Let's get married!
● I didn't have time to participate in your past, and I won't miss your future again! In sincerity, get to know you; Lingxi, with you day and night.
● Do you know what I am doing? Give you five choices: A: I miss you B: I miss you C: I miss you very much D: I can't do without you E: All of the above.
● I can't promise you anything, but I will do it: if one day you feel hungry, then you will see that I have starved to death in your arms with a smile.
● Love plus love equals extraordinary love, love minus love equals the starting point of love, love multiplied by love equals infinite love, and love minus love equals the only love. Maybe for you, my appearance is only 1+1 = 11 in your life. But for me, your presence in my life is a formula of +1 = 1.
● If the frog doesn't become a prince? What if the princess doesn't wake up? What if the little mermaid didn't turn into foam? Will I still believe in love? Believe it? Because I still have you by my side. The vast sea of people, navigate by your name; On a chilly night, hold your name to keep warm; Long life, travel with your name.
● Love is the yearning in the heart, the ringing of feeling, the collision of inspiration, the shining of electric light, the sweet nectar and the intoxicating pure wine. Happy Valentine's Day!
● I'm afraid of getting an electric shock when I see you; I can't see you, I need to recharge; Without you, I think I would cut off the electricity. Love you is my career, miss you is my career, hug you is my specialty, kiss you is my major!
● I really want to be your mobile phone, carry it in your arms, hold it in your hands, look it in your eyes and remember it in your heart!
● Baby: I have a toothache recently, because I often miss you at night, which is too sweet and will cause tooth decay.
● There is no desert in the world. Every time I miss you, God drops a grain of sand, and there is Sahara from now on! There was no sea in this world, just because every time I miss you, God drops a tear, so there is the Pacific Ocean.
● If loving you is a mistake, I'd rather make it worse, even if it's a mistake all my life!
● Sauvignon Blanc, cold in xiao yue, cold at night, lovers' holiday alone, self-pity. It's hard to see and think, and it's hard to sleep all night with regret and ask Iraq if it's merciful.
● Life is inevitably getting old, but I will always remember the good times and warm years with you. I wish you a bright mood and a long future on your way to life.
● The moon and the stars are correct, because you have left; The breeze is silent, because I am crying; I didn't say anything, because I still miss you.
● It's so hard to love you but want nothing! I love you, but I have to sneak around, so tired! Love you, but let your heart break, so miserable! But willingly, so silly!
● The fish said to the water: You can't see my tears because I am in the water. Water said: I can feel your tears because you are in my heart.
● Meeting the right person at the wrong time is a sadness; Meeting the wrong person at the right time is a sigh; Meeting the right person at the right time is a lifetime of happiness.
What we are pursuing-send an infatuation
● The old road is thin and thin, and the sun is setting, and the heartbroken person is waiting for your call!
● On Valentine's Day, I would like to make a fish, which you can braise, boil and steam, and then lie in your gentle stomach.
● You come from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I come from Zhoukou, Beijing. Let me hold your fluffy hand! Love! Let's walk upright!
● Loving you is not an end, but an end! Loving you is not the purpose, but the purpose is to love you for a lifetime!
● I miss you so much that I broke the telephone line, burned my mobile phone card, emptied my wallet and ate all my sleeping pills. But I still miss you.
● Are you a train? I am the railway; Are you a brick? I am mud; Are you a cloud? I am the wind; Are you chocolate? I am wrapping paper; Are you love? I am love? It's wonderful to have you.
● My love for you is like a raging river, like the Yellow River flooding out of control, and like the sunset and the splendor of the western hills? I think you love you? I can't live without you, I must get you
● I want to send you roses, but it's too expensive. I want to comfort you, but I haven't learned it yet. I want to kneel down to you, but the ring is still in the safe. I can only send a message to chase you. I hope we will never blow it.
● Forgive me for telling a stranger your mobile phone number. His name is Cupid, and he will tell you for me. My heart likes you, my heart cares about you, and my heart waits for you.
● You are a poison, which seeps into my blood, penetrates my nerves and controls my brain. The toxic attack occurred on February 14th. Please don't forget to give me the antidote!
friends of the opposite sex-trick you just like you
● Give you some sunshine and you will be brilliant, give you some flood and you will be flooded. The broken pot has its own broken lid, and the ugly ghost has its own ugly love. As long as the love is as deep as the sea, Asako can shine!
● The person I love is taken, and the person who loves me is terrible, either becoming bad in debauchery or perverting in silence. -Dedicated to Valentine's Day!
● If you shed tears, I would like to be toilet paper in your hand; If you wake up, I would like to be the excrement in your eyes; If you are hot to death, I would like to be the only cloth left on you.
● There is a tacit understanding called tacit understanding, a feeling called wonderful, a happiness called having you with you, and an idiot will read it all.
● You owe me a hug to read it; Delete it and owe me a kiss; Save it and owe me an appointment; If you reply that you owe me all; If you don't come back, you are mine. Choose!
● You are like a louse on my body, without you? I'm uncomfortable.
● Do you know what I want to eat on Valentine's Day? Boil you, fry you, steam you; Roast you, stew you and braise you in soy sauce; Fried you, fried you, cold salad you!
● mud is the mouth of the nest! Mud is the fragrance of the nest! I look at the mud affectionately! I want to say to the mud, I am short of mud! (Please read aloud)
An old married couple-the romance of daily necessities
● Love you for 1, years? Exaggeration? Love you for five thousand years? Hopeless? Love you for a thousand years? Ridiculous? Love you for a hundred years? Too long? Love you for 7 years in succession? As long as I am healthy? This is my strong point?
● There is no lover in my Valentine's Day, only my wife. She is my favorite, today is, tomorrow is, and I will only have her in my heart until I die! Really love you!
● Everyone's fate is different, and the time of love will be different. Only by doing it with all my heart, what I can do is: I will let my love accompany you to grow old slowly.
● Every day is a festival for people with feelings. A cold and warm sentence, a line of noise; A reminder, a note from hand to hand; A lovesickness, looking forward to it with one heart; A love, a lifelong love.
● I speak for me, and I speak for me; I walked away for me to come back, and I came back to walk away for me. True water should be odorless, so true feelings should be speechless.
● I know! But I can't help it. Is this marriage arranged by heaven? Let us follow God's will!
● Your photos are on my desk. I look at you in the morning, at noon, at afternoon, at evening and at night. "Gollum, wife, when will dinner be served?"
● Dear husband, remember: If the husband doesn't send flowers to his wife on Valentine's Day after marriage, the wife will put a handful of vegetables in the vase at home.