Comedy movie sentences (selected 4 1 sentence)
It's dangerous here. Go back to Mars!
3, hurry back to Mars, the earth is very dangerous.
With your wisdom, it is difficult for me to explain it to you!
How come even underwear and toilet paper have their uses.
6. There is nothing wrong with you, but your parents have problems and let you do this!
7. Sweeping the floor is only my superficial work. My real identity is a graduate student.
8. Save it! Change your image and become a promising mountain thief profession!
9. In ancient times, Yunshang played chess and scraped bones to heal wounds. Now I see one with a bullet.
10, ten years, ten years, I thought the country had forgotten me.
1 1. Is Xia Zi an exclamation point or a period in your mind? Do you have a question mark in your head?
12, Liu Piaopiao: You die in Kulfi (you are dying)! Verify (actually) that I am an actor.
13, shit, you are a piece of shit. Life is cheaper than ants. I drive a Mercedes, you pick your nose. Eat!
14, ridiculous! I dare say, in front of me, no one dares to pretend, so be quiet!
15, cut the crap! You chased me for three days and nights, because you are a woman, I won't kill you. Don't think I'm afraid of you!
16, I am also a warrior in the west. If you let me kiss me, I will. Then my image will not be completely ruined!
17, I can't stand you! You are so ugly, do me a favor, everyone is a fairy, and stop sexually harassing me, okay?
18, wow ~ ~ ~, ok! To tell you the truth, brother, my name is Yushu, Pan An, and Li Hua, the little niece of Haitang, Zhou!
19, see your virtue. You are such a sly fool. How can you come out with me and wander the rivers and lakes?
20. Sorry, director. Well, according to the background and personality of the character, I want to be naughty in rhythm, but it's a bit contradictory. what do you think?
2 1, who said I was cross-eyed? I just focus on changing my previous view of things. Why? I can't make a rumor. I want to grab my seat?
I just woke up and did nothing outside, so I stopped by to learn from my teacher. You suddenly mentioned marriage to me. I haven't brushed my teeth!
23. It's so disappointing. Hearing your voice, I think you are a very emotional and fantasy filmmaker. I can tell by your figure that you have no connotation.
24. It's so disappointing. Hearing your voice, I think you are a very emotional and imaginative filmmaker. I can tell by your figure that you have no connotation.
25. I want you to meet Pizad's boyfriend. Bad and ugly hairstyle, no money, no schooling, average sexual ability, but a good-looking talent. Ha ha laugh
26. Eliminating violence and ensuring safety are our duties as citizens, and doing good deeds is also my own interest, so I help the old lady cross the street once a week. If there is a national holiday, I will do it two or three times!
27. I was always a little higher than him in wisdom and martial arts, but now I have a Xia Zixian. I'm afraid he is a little taller than me. It is because of your heavy burden that he is a little taller than me!
28. Bohu, don't be like this, okay? This is a great event. I swear. If I * * again in the future, I will leave the ugliest woman in the world at night until she is in rags and falls apart. Is it okay?
29. I am an expert in improving the social atmosphere, stimulating the film market, enhancing the connotation of teenagers, Yushu style and elegant deception. My name is Gu Jing and my English name is Jing Koo.
30.Xiao Qiang! Xiao Qiang, you order, Xiao Qiang! Xiao Qiang, you're dead! You have lived with me for so many years. I have always taught you as my own flesh and blood. I didn't expect the bald man to have a black head today!
3 1, Bao Longxing: You have lemon head, mouse eyes, aquiline nose, eight eyebrows, ears, big mouth, teeth of the old Qiang people, wick neck, high and low arms, long and short hands, chicken breast, dog belly and useless waist. If I were you, I would kill myself!
32. Bao Longxing: You are a lemon head, mouse eyes, aquiline nose, eight eyebrows, ears, big mouth, old Qiang teeth, wick neck, high and low arms, long and short hands, chicken breast, dog belly and useless waist. If I were you, I would kill myself.
33. what did you say Did you lie, too? Do you have a conscience? I'm sorry. Your parents? I'm sorry. This country? You immediately call a press conference to clarify, or I will skin you, tear your bones and drink your blood!
34, cut hair, don't look at how others cut hair nerves and fashion, cooperate! Look at your hairstyle. It doesn't match your face shape at all. Body shape and hairstyle don't match at all. Extremely uncoordinated! Brother Huan! What exactly do you want?
35. Sir, you have bones on your forehead, light in your eyes, and an immortal reborn. I finally waited for you. Don't go. Although I exposed my opportunity, disaster is inevitable, but I am destined to give you a complete picture, even if I have to take great risks.
36. Did you see it? This guy keeps talking whenever he has time, and his mother-in-law keeps talking like flies buzzing all day. Helliphellip Sorry, not one, but a swarm of flies buzzing around you. Hum hellip hum hellip hum hellip fly into your ear, help!
37. So, I caught the fly, crushed its belly, pulled out its intestines, and then strangled it with the intestines and pulled it hard. mdash！ The whole tongue is sticking out! I picked up the knife again mdash! The whole world is clean. Now everyone understands why I killed him!
38. I once had a sincere love before me, and I didn't cherish it. I regret it when I lose it. The most painful thing in the world is. If God can give me another chance, I will tell this girl that I love her. If I have to add a period of time to this love, I hope it is 10 thousand years.
39. I want to try your chop suey noodles! Curry fish balls doesn't smell like fish or curry. What a failure! The pigskin is too badly cooked to chew. It failed! Pork Korean pine broke up in one clip, and failed! The radish is not picked well, too much tendon, failure! The most outrageous thing is the large intestine, which is not cleaned at all, and there is a lump of shit. Are you wrong?
40. Ah Shui is famous for picking up girls and is a thorn in all our men's side. His elegant posture exudes attractive charm, which makes all girls irresistible. His heartbreaking eyes, no matter how cold and arrogant a woman is, will be melted by his gentle eyes. He is recognized as a community enthusiast. Everyone knows the soul of Yun Tea Restaurant-Prince Egg Tower.
4 1, do you think you can't be found if you hide? A good man like you, no matter where he is, is like a firefly in the dark, so bright and so prominent. Your melancholy eyes, sparse beard, magical knife skills and that cup of dry martini all fascinated me deeply. However, although this is excellent, there are rules. Anyway, you must pay for the accommodation last night, so that women don't have to pay?