Humorous sentences with cold weather.

1. This weather is so cold that you can even fart to dry your hands.

2. Don't ask me why I didn't do well in the exam, because it was so cold that I was out of my mind.

3. I want to run naked in summer, but how many clothes I wear in winter is like running naked.

4. It's cold. Besides the bed, the place I want to go most is your arms.

5. It's cold. If you can't give me a hug, buy me a coat.

6. I remember that it was a bitterly cold winter. I didn't want to go to class in the morning, so I asked my roommate to help me ask for leave, and I just found a reason. Soon, the news of my heatstroke spread all over the campus.

7, winter is the most rogue, always like to freeze my hands and feet.

8. There is a kind of yearning called longing for autumn water, and there is a kind of coldness called forgetting to wear long trousers.

9. "Why do people who are closer to the north have more direct personalities?" "It's freezing, who has time to travel with you?"

1. There is a kind of coldness, not that you feel cold, but that your mother thinks you are cold.