China Naming Network - Eight-character Q&A - My classmates say I am the second brother. What's the clever way to fight back?

My classmates say I am the second brother. What's the clever way to fight back?

Man or woman? If it is a man, you can fight back, "Brother, are you a tiger with wings or a tiger without wings?"

If a woman is beautiful, she can say "Sister Chang 'e".

If you kowtow, you shout "Big Brother! ! ! ! The master and I are going to be taken away! "

And your figure, called Bajie, is going to lose weight.