Let’s talk about some funny personality in summer
1. Thick thighs and black stockings, this summer is really scary
2. My current life can no longer satisfy me, so I want to break through
3. When I feel bad, I will call 10086 because he never scolds me
4. Myopia has a great advantage, that is, he can be very close to you and look at you
5. Although famous flowers have owners, they still have to loosen the soil from time to time
6. My friend, I am very busy now. If you need anything, please call 10086
7. Money is important to For me, it’s not a problem at all. The problem is that I have no money at all
8. The reason why the laughter is getting lower and lower is because life is getting harder and harder
9. Stepping forward If you hit me, it’s easy to get into trouble
10. My attitude has always been decided by me
11. Why are you pretending to be a city dweller? Nowadays, the world is called a village
< p> 12. Don’t fucking regard the attraction of opposite sex as the so-called love13. It’s because of your bad mouth that I slapped you
14. Watch her cry , but my heart is bleeding, you know?
15. Love, what the hell, are you kidding me? It’s really ridiculous
16. I’m more than three years old, so of course I know what’s interesting
17. Life is like flipping through a book, and you’ll lose it after flipping through it
18. Don’t say that I have changed, I owe everything to you
19. My world will be more exciting without you, so get out of here right away
20. I can love You can leave vigorously or simply, it all depends on you
21. Don’t pretend to wish me happiness. You are not qualified to say that.
22. You always appear in my nightmares and never give me any beauty
23. Your mouth is full of jealousy, but you still say you are not jealous
24. Sleeping in is not My specialty, my specialty is sleeping during the day
26. I am not lazy, I just like to do nothing
27. To be a god like me, you must smoke There is fire
28. When I see injustice on the road, I will yell, and after I yell, I will leave
29. Don’t play cool with me. If you quarrel, you have to give in
30. Don’t be a white horse or a dark horse, so I have to be a zebra
31. Don’t brag, you don’t know what you can do
32. My goal: to make money Look, look at Xianghou
33. Every summer when I get tanned, I always say: "It's okay, it will be repaired in winter."
34. I just want to turn around gracefully, but I don't expect to be gorgeous. Hitting the wall
35. Every time I smoke, it feels like flying in the fog. It feels good
36. When you are not doing something, think about what you are doing now. Mood
37. Even if a person’s heart is fake, you think it can still be true
38. If you mess with my bald man, I will beat you without negotiation
39. You are not my contact lens, why should I take you seriously?
40. I believe that as long as I work hard, nothing will be difficult, but I am lazy
41. Who do you think you are? People will focus on you when you go out.
42. If you marry someone other than me, ask your child to be careful when he is out of school.
43. I bought the love letter and sold it for only two yuan. Hey, this relationship is really cheap.
44. What’s yours is mine, and what’s mine is still mine.
45. It’s not that there are too many ruthless people in the world, but that there are too many boring people
46. Keep your eyes open and see how the master leads to glory
47. I’m just used to having you, not that I can’t live without you
48. When something happens, just go to the topic and don’t use your ignorance to challenge my limits
49. Labor and capital Even if you are a bachelor, your life will still be more glorious than yours
50. Why pretend to be innocent when we are all water? Why pretend to be sheep when we are both wolves? It is too hot in summer. Classic and funny sentences
1. In summer, the poisonous heat of the sun erodes unhealed wounds.
2. This summer, it is so hot that walking on the street is as uncomfortable as entering a steam room.
3. The weather is so hot, seeing you is more comfortable than wrapping a watermelon and scooping it up with a ticket!
4. It’s already roasted pork belly, so all you have to do is bring salt for yourself.
5. The weather is so hot, I really want to be beaten back to the cold palace.
6. You said, don’t dress so conservatively on such a hot day!
7. When it’s cold, I can’t be your cotton coat; when it’s hot, I can’t be your air conditioner; when it’s raining, I can’t be your umbrella; when it’s snowing, I can’t be your gloves. But I have a heart that loves you like no one else.
I hope my love can bring you the most satisfying happiness! Have fun!
8. In the current weather, instant noodles can be soaked directly in tap water! Hope you will adopt it.
9. It’s so hot today!
10. The weather is so hot, buy a basket of eggs and turn into a chicken when you get home! Buy a mat and it turns into an electric blanket when you sleep! I met a stranger on the road, looked at each other and smiled, and became acquaintance! The table was too hot. Just after the mahjong was laid out, it got burnt!
In the middle of summer, it is so hot that even dragonflies only dare to fly close to the shade of trees, as if they are afraid that the sun will damage their wings.
12. The weather here is very hot today. Feeling irritable.
13. I don’t want to go out, the weather is hot and hot.
14. The weather is so hot. From now on, everyone will wear a mask when going out, so that you can only see people from the nose up.
15. The fruit you just bought turned into dried fruit when you brought it home.
16. A steaming bowl of noodles in winter, roasted chestnuts freshly baked with sugar, or roasted sweet potatoes in the palm of my hand are not as warm as the warmth of your hand holding them by my side.
17. The weather is so hot that it’s like a joke, and life is like nonsense!
18. Talk about the weather being so hot. Talk about the weather being too hot recently< /p>
At noon, the sun hung motionless high above the sky, burning everything. Even the trees seemed to be exhausted and hung their branches motionlessly.
Twenty, watermelon is my mistress and Xia Tian.
21. Please ask the emperor to send his concubine to the cold palace. I can't bear the heat today.
22. A small blessing: the weather is so hot, I drank a little iced Coke today, I'm so happy.
At noon, the scorching sun is shining, the shadows turn blue, the weeds are sleeping in the heat, but the cold air passes under the dense leaves of the dense forest.
Midsummer, the 24th, is the most painful day of the year, which makes people feel helpless. The midsummer sun is almost cruel. It seems that it intends to go against mankind and take revenge on mankind. People are so angry that they curse it and even want to imitate Hou Yi and shoot out the poisonous sun.
25. The weather is really hot and the things I bought were broken. It seems that I need to buy a refrigerator. The temperature has been really ridiculously high recently and it is only May.
26. The scorching summer heat is unbearable. Let me teach you a magical way to relieve the heat: when the sun is high at noon, exercise vigorously in an open space without any obstructions. Once you suffer from heat stroke, you can relieve the heat. This is called fighting fire with fire. Fight heat with heat.
27. I would rather cry in an air-conditioned room than laugh under an electric fan!
28. Dream about eating spaghetti and wake up in the morning to find shoelaces Gone!
29. I picked up a dollar on the side of the road and immediately gave it to the policeman. The policeman yelled, "Guawazi, you want to burn me to death?"
Thirty. In this weather, all those who come out to play are anti-Japanese heroes.
Thirty-one. The weather is too hot. Buy a basket of eggs and turn into a chicken when you get home! Buy a mat and it will turn into an electric blanket when you sleep!
Thirty-two. Go out now They are all anti-Japanese heroes. They often walk on the street without getting wet.
Thirty-three, this mat, you are a spy sent by the electric blanket.
34. Chongqing will stage a heavy-flavored realistic movie: "The City is Hot to Death"
35. You are gold and I am coal, you will shine and I will fever. Don't make me angry, or I'll melt you.
Thirty-six. No matter how hot it is at night, I will cover myself with a quilt. Maybe it will give me a sense of security.
Thirty-seven. When the electric fan turns into a hair dryer, I feel that life has lost its meaning.
Thirty-eight, buy a mat and it turns into an electric blanket when you sleep!
Thirty-nine. I just saw a person walking in the sun and slowly disappearing. A buddy from the physics department next to me said that he had sublimated.
Forty, anyone who can date someone on such a hot day is a life-or-death friend. Funny things about summer
1. I sleep so hot and sweat that my heart is dry.
2. I am an air conditioner, do you love me?
3. Every pore of my body is crying.
4. Long hair that reaches waist length is already too hot!
5. There is no need to ignite the car when starting it.
6. To the summer when we will eventually die of heat!
7. Watermelon is the mistress of summer and me.
8. Every cell of my body needs air conditioning.
9. As soon as the mahjong came on the stage, it became blurry
10. This scorching heat cannot stop at all!
11. Did you know that summer is very hot and winter is very hot?
12. This summer, is it going to kill me?
13. The weather in summer is as hot as a steamer.
14. I am not fat, I just expand with heat and shrink with cold.
15. Another person died today, his name was Re.
16. The weather is so hot, I really want to be beaten back to the cold palace.
17. Mosquitoes don’t bite people, they only bite cold water pipes.
18. Hou Yi, your mother told you to come out and shoot the sun! !
19. My friends and I were stunned by the heat.
20. Why does this mat feel like an electric blanket?
21. In summer, the hot sun erodes unhealed wounds.
22. The girl’s hair on the bus was all over my face.
23. What defeats me is not naivety, but naivety!
24. The air conditioner seller bought a house in the Second Ring Road of Beijing.
25. Lying on the mat feels like a sizzling beef tenderloin.
26. I want to sleep naked tonight! 150 mosquitoes liked it.
27. It’s so hot today, shouldn’t it be time to change your hairstyle?
28. The scorching heat is unbearable. I feel extremely hot and dry and feel depressed.
29. In this weather, all those who come out to play are anti-Japanese heroes.
30. The weather is as hot as a steamer, and people are almost turning into steamed buns.
31. Although I didn’t do anything, I was still sweating.
32. The weather is so hot that it’s like a joke, and life is like nonsense!
33. What I bought was obviously an air conditioner, but what I bought was a heater.
34. The person you go out to have dinner with at noon is really a close friend of life and death!
35. The water supply was cut off when it was so hot. I wanted to go to the principal’s house to take a shower.
36. I would rather cry in an air-conditioned room than laugh under an electric fan.
37. If it continues to be so hot, the wings will not be broken, but will melt!
38. I finally know why my ancestors wore only one leaf.
39. Everyone is an acquaintance and Lolita has become a mature woman.
40. The technological era in which instant noodles can be cooked with tap water has finally come true.
41. Meet a stranger on the road, look at each other with a smile, and become acquaintance!
42. When I woke up in the middle of the night, I covered my roommate with a quilt and called me Lei Feng.
43. I would rather cry in an air-conditioned room than laugh under an electric fan.
44. Let’s stay home. You can make omelettes on the sidewalk.
45. In such a hot weather, all the people you can ask out are life and death friends...
46. Girls, if you meet a boy who has air conditioning at home, just marry him. .
47. My dear, I can protect you from the wind. Turn it on and block my electric fan!
48. Girls, if you meet the principal who installs air conditioning in the dormitory, marry her.
49. You have to eat cold dishes quickly, otherwise they will become spicy after a while!
50. In the weather in July, the sun is so hot that it makes people sweat.
51. Two strangers came to Chongqing, and then they became acquainted.
52. Unscrupulous complaints about the worst summer in history! My friend, are you greasy?
53. The beggars who knelt and wrote with chalk and who lay down and pretended to be sick are gone.
54. Last summer’s waist-length hair was replaced by Black Rice’s Ultra Egg.
55. If I die, please burn an air conditioner for me at this time of year.
56. Ice-cold watermelon is indispensable in summer, just like you are indispensable for me.
57. In the current weather, instant noodles can be soaked directly in tap water! Hope it will be adopted.
58. I’m so hot. Go look through your boyfriend's roaming records and it will get cold.
59. If I die, please burn an air conditioner for me at this time of year.
60. Resolutely stay in an air-conditioned room until you die, and then prepare enough water.
61. Once upon a time, there was a child who went to school in Chongqing. He was so hot when he was wearing clothes.
62. The porcelain industry has been most affected by high temperatures and has been completely closed!
63. I would rather turn on the air conditioner and cover myself with a quilt than blow a fan.
64. If I die, please burn an air conditioner for me at this time of year! .
65. Once upon a time, there was a child who went to school in Beijing. He was so hot when he was wearing clothes!
66. When the electric fan becomes a hair dryer, I feel that life has lost its meaning.
67. The weather is too hot! I bought a mat and it turned into an electric blanket when I slept!
68. Spring and autumn eloped, and summer came to secretly kiss me with ice cream!
69. A heavy-duty realistic movie will be staged in Beijing: "The City is Hot to Death"
70. If you are woken up by the heat at night, don’t forget to cover your roommate’s bed A quilt
71. My body will die of heat in Chongqing, but my soul will be with you.
72. Two strangers came to this city, and then, and then they became acquainted...
73. The weather was unbearable, even under the shadow of the cactus. 125 degrees Fahrenheit.
74. Summer is here. Those who have objects rely on objects. If you don't have a partner, we'll stay in an air-conditioned room.
75. God, you have to let everyone know that this summer is contracted by the Flame Mountain!
76. It’s so hot, seeing you is more comfortable than eating a watermelon wrapped in a ticket!
77. Hello, Mr. Sun, on behalf of all mankind, I beg you, don’t let the summer vacation be so hot!
78. No matter how hot it is at night, I will cover myself with a quilt. Maybe it will give me a sense of security.
79. I really miss my childhood. When the weather is hot, I can be shirtless like a boy!
80. It is said that people all over the country are mourning the death of a guy named Re!
81. The midsummer sunshine is like being dipped in pepper water. There is no shade on the open street.
82. Many things are like the weather. It gets hotter or colder. By the time you realize it, a season has passed.
83. The weather is really too hot. If you want to eat a cold dish, you have to eat it while it is cold, otherwise it will be hot after a while!
84. Hou Yi could not go out to shoot the sun on time because he went home to take care of his children. Please be prepared to escape the heat. Funny quotes about hating summer
1. There is always a journey that needs to be walked alone, so walk bravely and finish it gorgeously. Every trauma in life is a kind of maturity, every loss is a kind of gain. No one can bargain with life, so as long as you live, you must work hard. I will still believe that the stars can speak, the stones will bloom, and you will eventually arrive after passing through the fence in summer and the snow in winter.
2. Once a person starts walking, he cannot stop. Now it starts to grow like a tree growing randomly, struggling and confused. I hope that there will be a branch that can bloom lovely flowers and grow a dense shade. It can cover me from the sun in summer and give me fruits to eat in autumn. Make your own tree so that others can enjoy the shade.
3. The terrible summer is coming. If anyone can install an air conditioner in our classroom, we will marry the head teacher to him.
4. I still pass through it without hesitation. Winter and the equator, running towards your summer with joy
5. A good lover is not necessarily a good lover. Lovers' love is like summer, the sweetest, but becoming a couple means that their love begins in winter, and they must be very patient. This is not an easy thing to do, because few people know how to appreciate the elegance of silence and the connotation of waiting when they are young.
6. Summer passes quietly, leaving little secrets behind.
7. What cannot be seen through is always the truth, and despair buries hope.
8. Summer always feels sunny and mysterious. In this beautiful nature, summer nights really take my breath away. I believe that in this ever-changing four seasons, not only summer has this unique charm. In nature, there must be many interesting things waiting for us to uncover its mysterious veil.
9. Summer is here, the lotus flowers are blooming, but we have left.
10. In spring, you bring me the warmth like the spring breeze! In summer, you bring me the same enthusiasm as the sun! In autumn, you bring me the maple feeling like red leaves! In winter, you bring me as much transparency as snow!
11. This summer, we will end our friendship in exchange for a holiday without homework.
The summer in 12. was the tears we shed together in the sun.
13. Just give me a rose, like a thin glass of wine, like a soft breeze. This is the most touching love, like spring, warm and elegant. It's like summer, hot and memorable.
14. I miss him too. Somewhere, I am no longer embarrassed and you are no longer shouldered.
15, 19. Many years later, we called this summer that summer. We laughed brilliantly that summer, it was beautiful and gorgeous.
16. Night, the hotbed of loneliness, is also the cradle of indulgent thoughts. I'm afraid, but I'm also in love. However, I still can't give up the habit of wanting to keep warm. Even in such a blazing summer, I still hold a cup of hot coffee in my hand to keep warm.
17. This summer, love is fragrant, and everyone is telling the memory of love.
18. Summer is so hot! The cicada kept shouting on the tree, as if to say: It's so hot! The earth is as hot as steaming us; the sweat drops we leave behind are like big pearls. The flowers, plants and trees were all scorched to the point of losing their energy, and everyone lowered their heads.
19. Many years later, we called this summer that summer. We laughed brightly that summer, it was beautiful and gorgeous
20. It was midsummer, the breeze was gentle, The moon rises eastward. Although there are no magpies on the old locust tree, the cicadas are chirping non-stop, and the frogs in the pond are making loud noises.
21. I heard from the teacher that the summer here is the hottest in Changsha, as hot as a stove burning on a fire; the winter is also the coldest, as cold as a refrigerator. It's winter now, and it's so cold that we wear four layers of clothing before we even dare to walk outside.
22. One of us is like summer and the other is like autumn, but we can always turn winter into spring.
23. If you want to lose weight in summer, what you need most is not a gym, but a partner!
24. The next summer, the classroom is full of people again, but unfortunately it is not us //*
25. Don’t rely on others, only when you still have someone to rely on. You can tell.
26. Wang Junkai was born in September and Wang Yuan was born in November. They spent one summer and one autumn.
27. After passing through the summer of youth, who still remembers what year it was?
28. Only when you turn the four seasons of the year into summer will I be with you. Always blushing in front of me.
29. The radiance of the setting sun envelopes the fine veil, and the gentle wind blows towards you with the fragrance of flowers, giving you a pleasant feeling. The evening breeze of early summer, carrying the fragrance of date flowers and rose flowers, floats into this place. A simple but comfortable living room.
30. I don’t talk to you, not because I don’t love you, but because I’m afraid that what I’m waiting for will be blank