A classic joke about hot weather.
Classic joke on a hot day
First, a child next to me was crying all the time, so I began to sing to appease the child's mood. Soon the conductor came over and said to me: Sir, please stop singing and let the child cry for a while, okay?
second, from now on, in the next period of time, there will be a person with the highest number of deaths, and people will announce his death all the time. His name is? Hot? !
3. Cousin got married and offered a glass of Coca-Cola? Hug your daughter-in-law and cry when you drink? Moved all the guests and friends? Only I know that I secretly put mustard in his cola, hiding my merits and fame. Fourth, I miss spring, love in summer, blessings in autumn and wishes in winter. Meet in this life and be happy every day; Love in this life, love you forever; The oath of this life will not change. May our love last forever.
5. Protect yourself and love others. Please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people ~
6. When you meet a robber in the middle of the night, he says he won't let you go without singing. What good Chinese songs can you sing?
Seven, before you have time to flirt, you will be plucked out.
Eight, don't argue with a fool, or others will be confused about who is a fool.
Nine, Moon Old: Now, everyone is interested in looking for a constellation, no matter whether it is cold or hot, always look for Aquarius to quench their thirst.
1. It's discovered now. Stay where you are cool. It's really not a swearing word. It's definitely the most sincere concern and the deepest hidden love.
Xi. How often do you take a bath in winter? Take a bath in winter. . .
12. A father took his son to see a doctor in the hospital. After examination, the doctor said, I have a cold. Let me open a bottle of cough syrup for children. Father: Open two bottles. Doctor: One bottle will be fine. Father: I feed my child a spoonful, so I have to drink a spoonful with him, or he won't drink it. These are all problems that fall when children are nursing! ! !
XIII. I just want to turn gracefully, but I unexpectedly hit the wall!
XIV. What is the minimum standard for making friends with you? People.
15. My friend ran away from customers, and when it became hot, he sent QQ to complain to me. Listening to my distress, I immediately got up and took two steps to call him: You are so hot! I'm standing by the air conditioner now. Listen, it's the sound of a 2-degree cold wind. ?
Funny sentences in hot weather
1. In such hot weather, all the people who can ask out are friends of life and death ...
2. I like it, I like the lush summer, because I can indulge in swimming in the pool in summer. Summer brings joy to children. They are the happiest angels in summer. I like it, I like stormy summer, because summer rain is so generous and crisp. Lotus flowers in summer show us smiling faces, and lotus leaves in summer show us charm. There is not a cloud in the air, there is a hot sun overhead, there is no wind, and all the trees are standing there listlessly and lazily.
3. At noon, there was not a cloud, there was a scorching sun overhead, and there was no wind. All the trees stood there listlessly and lazily.
4. I can't buy raw eggs
5. Today, the sun is like fire, and cicadas are screaming.
6. I've been thinking, when I kidnap the principal and tie him to the bed in the school dormitory, I'll give him a small fan to see how long he can live.
7. The sun is like a fireball of the boss, the light is burning, the road is scorched by the scorching sun, and a bunch of white smoke is stepping down.
8. Every child who went to school in Beijing was an angel with broken wings in his last life? Sauna in summer, refrigerator in winter, flaming mountain in sunny days and water curtain cave in rainy days. After four years, it will be the Monkey King, and you won't die anywhere!
9. My wonderful wife suddenly said to me last night. Your majesty, male and female servants have one thing to ask! ? But it doesn't hurt to say. ? Please put my servants in limbo, I can't stand it, it's too fucking hot! ? Me?
1. "Do I know you well?" "Well, soon!" They stood in the sun and said!
11. Hou Yi, your mother called you out to shoot the sun! !
12. Two strangers came to Beijing, and then, and then they got acquainted.
13. If I die of fever in Beijing, my brothers should remember to collect the body. Thank you very much. There must be air conditioning in the coffin.
14. If I die, please burn me an air conditioner at this time every year.
15. My body will die of heat in Beijing, and my soul will be with you.
16. I almost died in the sun. The sun is really warm. Didn't your mother ask you to go home for dinner?
17.? It's so hot that I'm tanned? I stay at home every day and turn white? Liquid! Great, we can finally have a hybrid?
18. I need air conditioning for every cell
19. If I die, please burn an air conditioner for me at this time of year
2. The weather is as hot as a joke, and life is like nonsense.
21. In this weather, there is only a pinch of cumin between me and barbecue, and only a garlic between me and scallops! 22. It's hot, please put on your clothes in time and pay attention to keep warm and lust.
23. Emma, it's so hot that white people in Europe and Asia are turned into African refugees
24. When it's hot, it hurts, and when it's cold, it hurts.
25. It was hot and thirsty, and I went to buy a drink with my friends. As a result, I saw a drink called chrysanthemum water ... My friends and I were shocked directly.
26. When it was hot, it hurt people's eggs. When it was cold, it made people feel distressed.
27. It's so hot that I really want to find someone who can tell cold jokes.
28. When it's hot, cover yourself with an extra quilt. Be careful of catching a cold and be sure to have a fever!
29. I don't even need a pot of water.
3. It's as hot as a steamer, and people are turning into steamed buns.
Quotations to express the hot weather
1. My friend ran away from customers, and when it became hot, he sent QQ to complain to me. Listening to my distress, I immediately got up and took two steps to call him: You are so hot! I'm standing by the air conditioner now. Listen, it's the sound of a 2-degree cold wind. ?
2. Why do so many people say it's hot? . . Actually, it's okay. . . I always feel that the heat will get hotter and hotter. . . If you really can't, give it to the person you like
3. I saw a dollar on the road today, but I didn't pick it up after thinking for a long time, for fear of scalding myself!
4. "Do I know you well?" "Well, soon!" They stood in the sun and said!
5. A childlike innocence gains happiness; An endless belief, the harvest is success; A healthy body gains peace; A friend who cares forever gains happiness. Friend, give you my deep blessing and reap sweet happiness! The weather changes, pay attention to your health!
6. It's hot in summer, and my mood is really wonderful; You can see that your body is hot and you can run around in shorts; When it's hot, plug an ice cream and the bathtub bubbles; Watermelon and melon are chewed indiscriminately, and sweat is used as glue. Trouble is put down on the spot, happy and happy.
7. Recently, I saw someone say that once a girl with conservation of energy is cool, a man will heat up once, but no matter how cool a girl who is very safe is, a man will only cool down and not heat up
8. I don't send messages, but I will only send creative messages if I want to! In the past, cliches were laughed at. Now, if you try your best, you have to make a high profile. If you say it, you are not afraid of being wonderful, simple but not simple: it is hot and pays attention to heatstroke prevention.
9. Mind-cooling method: Imagine that you are caught in a cold ice palm and suddenly melt; Or imagine that you are romantic on Titanic, and suddenly when an iceberg hits, you fall into the icy water; How about watching another ghost movie? Wish you one? Scared? Clear heart!
1. My wonderful wife suddenly said to me last night. Your majesty, male and female servants have one thing to ask! ? But it doesn't hurt to say. ? Please put my servants in limbo, I can't stand it, it's too fucking hot! ? Me?
11. I almost died in the sun. The sun is really warm. Didn't your mother ask you to go home for dinner?
12. A wisp of yearning turns into a cool breeze, and a little bit of coolness comes to my side. A little care is accompanied by drizzle, and a little friendship is around me. A short message is melodious, and every word is accompanied by blessings. I wish my friend you happiness every day and all the best! The weather changes, pay attention to your health!
13. One hot season is summer. There is a warm word that is sweet. There is an ancient story that is amazing. There is a girl who loves you deeply. The summer breeze blows gently, and I love you forever!
14. Give you 5, yuan, 1, yuan for health, 1, yuan for happiness, 1, yuan for peace, 1, yuan for good luck, 1, yuan for happiness and 1, yuan for red bricks. Hey, hey, build a beautiful castle yourself! The weather changes, pay attention to your health!
15. Dou E was ordered to ask questions in the street. Before the execution, the weather in June and July was cold and snowy. The onlookers were shocked, and then all knelt at the feet of the executioner. ? Have mercy, my Lord? The people cried bitterly while kowtowing. Can you take her back and kill her again tomorrow? It's so cool. ?
16. Tell you several quick ways to relieve summer heat: besides looking in the mirror, looking at the balance of the bank card, pinching your stomach and looking at your sweetheart's QQ invisibility. Is my heart cold now?
17. In hot summer, I asked Sister Caterpillar to bring you some intimate kisses, and I asked Aunt Mosquito to sing a lullaby for you every night. Don't be polite to me, there are better gifts for you!
18. Every wave of life has a halo of happiness; Every step of life has wonderful moments; Every color of life has a gorgeous chapter; Every greeting from a friend has a deep friendship. My friend, I wish you well and always laugh! The weather changes, pay attention to your health!
19. Now it is found that? Stay where you are cool. It's really not a swearing word. It's definitely the most sincere concern and the deepest hidden love.
2. It is said that Wuhan is a stove in summer. Did you really experience it after going there? Regan Noodles? The taste.
21. If this high temperature continues, to be honest, I am particularly optimistic about military training this year. . I feel a lot cooler at once when I think about this. . .
22. Yue Lao: Now, everyone who looks for someone is interested in looking at the constellation. No matter whether it is cold or hot, they always look for Aquarius to quench their thirst.
23. Jade Emperor: Heaven has mastered the core technology, and will soon install a giant central air conditioner on Lingxiao Hall.
24. It takes a month for a wild goose to fly to the south in autumn, but it takes two months to fly back from the south to the north in summer. Do you know why? Because it is hot in summer, it has to use a wing to fan the wind'. Wish a cool summer!
25.? It's so hot that I'm tanned? I stay at home every day and turn white? Liquid! Great, we can finally have a hybrid?
26. A man died. What's his name? Hot? .
27. Count the top ten summer resorts around Chongqing for you: 1. Air-conditioned rooms. 2. Air-conditioned room. 3. Air-conditioned room. 4. Air-conditioned room. 5. Air-conditioned room. 6. Air-conditioned room. 7. Air-conditioned room. 8.
28. Open the door, headmaster. You have the ability to open the door! Don't hide in it and make no noise. I know your room has air conditioning! Open the door, open the door, open the door, open the door!
29. There are a lot of swindlers in the street now, so you should be careful when you go out in the future. Today, a man in the street kept saying that it was hot and dead. I followed him for three blocks, and he is still alive.
3. Summer is the fruit season. I'll send you a basket of fruits: Ping An Fu Gui, Orange Xiang Ru Yi, Xing Fu Happy, Persimmon Smooth, Nuclear Family Happy, Mei Have Trouble!
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