The comic dialogue sketch script of four people.
Guard: (rushes onto the stage and waves) Stop!
[Four people stop in an emergency, turn around, and we pretend to turn around. Four people look back, and later, five people speak at the same time]
Guard: [Emergency call] Stop! Stop. Stop-
Four people: What's the name of [Emergency Stop]?
What the hell are you talking about?
A: We advocate "eight honors and eight disgraces". [Four people talking together again]
Guard: Stop! (Interrupt) Who can hear you clearly in such a mess? Say it one by one
A: Yes! Yes! Who says first?
B: Me!
C: Me!
D: me!
Defense: me! ——
A: (stands up and makes a helpless gesture)
B: Let's take turns. Let's talk about you (Party A) first. Let's talk about a prefix, that is, the first word of the last person must be connected with the last word of the previous person. what do you think?
A, c, d, s: ok!
B, C, D, D: You go first!
Ok, I'll go first. The "Eight Honors and Eight Disgraces" put forward by Comrade Hu Jintao is concise and profound, which sets a new moral yardstick for the whole society and reflects everyone's every move like a mirror. Like a judge, question everyone's moral conscience; More like a breeze, purifying the moral atmosphere of the whole society.
(right) gas.
B: The weather is fine. You see, morality is as high as a mountain, and where there is a will, people often climb it; Morality is as deep as the sea, and benevolent people often enter; Morality is like gold, and good people often get it.
Party A, Party D and Party B: (on behalf of Party C) Yes.
If you get this word, you will get more help. "Eight Honors and Eight Disgraces" helps us to distinguish right from wrong, good from evil, beauty from ugliness, see, touch, compare and operate under the current situation.
A, B and Shu: (to D) Left (sound "left")
D: I have already done it, but I still have to do it. "Eight Honors and Eight Disgraces" requires us to start from scratch, from ourselves, from now on, and from the side. This is my business, your business and everyone's business.
Party A, Party B and Party C: (Defense) Matters-
Defend: (Singing) Spring in China, Spring in China, the desire for harvest is surging under the soil, and people's hearts are rising-
A, B, C, D: Expectation for prosperity, expectation for prosperity.
You are the laziest. Let's really talk about "eight honors and eight disgraces", starting with me, shall we?
All: Good!
B: I'll go first. Proud of loving the motherland and ashamed of endangering the motherland; Be proud of serving the people and be ashamed of deviating from the people. I think it is to love the motherland, the people, the school and the people.
What has changed in our school in the past five years? Don't say that the dumb ate jiaozi-
A, B, D, S: I know quite well.
D: it's the partition wall blowing the horn-
A, B, C, Shu: The reputation is out there!
Defense: I heard that I am still actively applying for a model school (not without pride)
C: Let me tell you. Proud of advocating science and ashamed of ignorance; Proud of hard work, ashamed of leisure, ashamed of hating work. Let me play a sketch to explain it to you, shall I?
Crowd: Welcome, welcome (clap your hands)
C: (Take out the melon-skin hat and put it on, and take out the small signboard of "Zhang") Hey, don't miss it when you pass by, tell fortune and see feng shui by measuring words. If not, don't pay!
(on the defensive)
Hey, grandma, come on, you look ugly. You have a good life!
Of course, we are getting rich by hard work now, and life is certainly good!
C: Hey! I'm telling you, the weather is wrong these days, so be careful when you go out!
Defense: It's hard. Is there a mass annihilation?
C: Well, ... it won't be so serious, but-
Defense: Is it necessary to spend some money?
C: Yes. ...
Defense: Our school has been developing science popularization education with us for a long time. We don't believe in superstition or God. We should rely on hard work to get rich, but also on our own.
A: Have you counted Shenzhou VII?
B: You play Cloned Sheep?
D: To put it mildly, you are lazy and hate working.
Defense: Get to the point, you are breaking the law and discipline, harming others and yourself.
C: Hey, hey, hey. Relax, don't take it seriously, I'm acting. (Take off the melon skin hat)
It's your turn (to Ding)
D: (Allegro) Neighbors help neighbors and relatives help relatives unite and help each other;
Respecting the old and loving the young is the virtue of serving others in your heart;
Harm others for self-interest, lack of credibility, isolation and helplessness, and harm others;
Qi Xin will work together to overcome all difficulties and create a harmonious new world.
I'm talking about being proud of unity and mutual assistance, and being ashamed of harming others and benefiting themselves.
Defense: As far as I am concerned, I am proud of being honest and trustworthy, and I am ashamed of forgetting justice at the expense of profit.
There is more frankness between people, and heart and heart add a landscape. Friendship comes from honesty, dignity is neutral to honesty, and career is flourishing to honesty. Be honest and trustworthy, make friends, forget righteousness and seek bosom friends.
A: Good point. I am proud of abiding by the law and ashamed of breaking the law. I said this article has little to do with us. We are all good law-abiding citizens.
B: I listen to music, which is loud and affects others' rest.
A: This is illegal!
C: I scribbled on public facilities.
A: This is illegal!
I litter.
A: This is illegal!
I don't obey the traffic rules.
A, b, c, d, s: illegal!
A: Why are all children illegal?
B, C, D, Shu: Just kidding!
A: Little things reflect great honor and disgrace. Everywhere is careless!
Finally, we should be proud of our hard work and ashamed of our extravagance and waste.
A: Let's sing "The Song of Hard Struggle".
Qi: OK!
A: How about sending a couplet at last?
All: Good!
B: I'm here to create eight honors, by going up one flight of stairs, and strive for a civilized campus.
C: My bottom line is: abandon the eight shames, cultivate a new style and be a model student.