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Ancient homophonic jokes

20 ancient homophonic jokes

1.

A noble official invited a banquet. The cook was sent to prison by your officials because the cake he fried was raw.

The next day, your official held another banquet. There are two people who want to save the cook. One is pretending to be a fortune teller, and the other is

Pretending to be an old man, please count eight characters and tell fortune at the banquet.

Fortune teller:? When is the Day of Respecting the Elderly in Geng Jia?

The old man deliberately said loudly: bing zi sheng. ?

The fortune teller repeatedly shouted: no, no. ?

The old man pretended to be unhappy and asked? It's only been a year, and there is no time. How can you say it's not good?

The fortune teller said: Jiazi was still in prison yesterday, not to mention that you were born in Bingzi.

? Is the cake raw? )'?

The guests all burst out laughing. Your official understood the meaning and released the chef.

2.

There is a lively and lovely girl in my dormitory (but with Doby's eyes) who likes to look at handsome guys. On this day, she took me for a walk in Tianda Campus by bike.

Even:? Ah! Look at the handsome guy ~?

She (hungrily):? Which one? which one?

Just watching, a bicycle came across, and I quickly shouted: Ah! Look at that car! ?

She:? Which car which car score * _ #!

3.

? Eleven? During the holiday, two young couples went to buy a range hood together. After reading dozens of brands all morning, I don't know what brand to buy.

The lady said anxiously: You'd better give an idea. What brand should you buy? ?

The man thought about it, patted his head and said, hey, just buy the boss's brand. I have to work for my boss at work, so I can use it at home? Boss? Vent. ?

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