Woman, what a terrible prose.
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1.
A woman appeared in my world, like a gust of wind, hanging me on the Toona sinensis tree at the head of the village. With the violent swinging from side to side, I was a little nervous and panicked.
Is it because the range of her movements is too exaggerated, or because she has accumulated super strength, swept away the clothes I didn't react and left naked.
My heart is about to jump out of my imprisoned chest, my soul is about to crush the wall of my brain, and my body is as hot as a stove, and I have no impression at all.
Beating gongs and drums, crying, so many men, women and children came to mourn, and under the guidance of a warm light, I rushed into the vast heaven from hell.
Only this woman's grinning makes me hate to see my reward. I remember drawing lots with you in the temple. The sign you drew said: You will be either a mistress or a prostitute in your next life.
Coincidentally, at present, you are wandering in a romantic place, so enchanting that I don't recognize you.
2.
Drunk women are muttering to themselves on the Internet.
I never drink. I am in a particularly bad mood today. I'm drunk, you know? I really want to talk to someone. I will wait for you in the chat room.
Your head is always unlit, and you are always silent. Did you delete me? Did you ignore the existence of me as a netizen? Have you virtualized everything you have?
I want to tell you a sad thing: my favorite husband betrayed me inexplicably. I can't accept such a cruel reality. I just saw that slut, and I can't wait to go up and kick!
You don't want to know my emotional experience. You've been avoiding it. You don't believe in miracles on the internet. You said you should cherish the present. You show the absolute charm of a netizen.
I'm really afraid of loneliness. I really don't want to live. What did I do wrong? I have to get involved in the muddy water of this river. I am very helpless, very helpless.
You can't be laughing at me, you can't be looking at me, you will come to save me, you will step on footprints all the way, and you will lead me out of this confused situation.
I never drink. I am in a particularly bad mood today. I'm drunk. Can you believe it? I really want to talk to someone. I'll log in to the chat room and wait for you. ...
3.
A woman asked a man if you would marry me. I'll give you a house, a car, a ticket and a big fat man. Isn't that enough?
Men's hearts are depressed. Why am I married today instead of married? Is the world really upside down? Am I so promising? Is it popular for men to get married now?
Will you marry me? If you are frank, say something from your heart. Besides, it's not that I want to drag you into the frying pan, nor that I want you to bow your head and kowtow, nor that I want you to commit a crime. It's really hard to say, is it really so nerve-racking?
I have a sound mind and limbs, I have the skills to survive, I have my own spiritual pursuit, I have never been greedy for material wealth, I am a man, no matter good or bad, why should I marry you? I want to marry you with dignity!
If you really think so and intend to do so, I will tell you that it is impossible. I just want you to marry me instead of me and go back to the way you were, you know? Because the matriarchal era has arrived!
Maybe it's because I really love this woman, maybe I'm destined to come to this step, maybe only sweet compromise is the best choice, it was a sunny day, it was the happiest moment for a man, and a woman married a man who returned home.
4.
The woman you once loved, don't use this look, don't use this tone, don't use this way. For no reason, you and I don't owe money to borrow rice to pay back the chaff, and there is no danger of being turned upside down. On the sunny road, there is your happiness; On the wooden bridge, I have my detachment.
When we are far apart, when we are old and dying, we can hold each other's hands and say sorry to each other. Look at the stormy sky and the places we have walked. In our hearts, we are still fresh as ever, still moved bit by bit, still looking forward to wonderful moments. These are beautiful memories, and everything is a miracle of the romantic world of mortals.
Don't use this look, don't use this tone, don't use this way. For no reason, you and I don't owe money to borrow rice to pay back the chaff, and there is no danger of being turned upside down.
5.
Women are one pole of mankind, and men are the other pole of mankind. Therefore, there is attraction between men and women, and it also contains the inferiority of exclusion. It is the connection of attraction and repulsion, and it is a bad characteristic, which constitutes a landscape of rain or shine, doomed the fate of joys and sorrows, and created a life of secular desire; It is through ups and downs, joys and sorrows, secular desires that women are spoiled, bullied, deceived and abandoned by men.
What is it like to be spoiled by men? You can go and see her mistress's temper after being spoiled. What is the posture of a woman who is bullied by a man? You can think about her jumping off the wall after being bullied; What happens to women who are cheated by men? You can listen to the broken jar after she was cheated. A woman abandoned by a man, what her face will be like, everyone can guess her revenge after being abandoned. I don't need to repeat the phenomena and details. As long as you really read, think, listen and guess, you will sigh in your heart: women are really bad! And surprisingly bad, completely bad!
Women are not good? Who's asking me questions?
When you say that a woman is bad, you should think of your mother and sisters. Who is this talking to me?
Women are human beings, where can there be so many prejudices? Who is arguing with me?
Women are bad, you can't blame them, it's all men's fault. Who is arguing with me?
Women are not bad, men don't love them. Who is this talking to me?
Ah! It turned out to be a group of women with sticks, followed by a group of strong men, coming towards me in a hurry. I have nothing to say, I can't afford to provoke, so I have to keep silent and find a rift to evacuate quietly.
Women are women, and men should not be vilified for no reason, but should sing praises; Women are women and need men's care and understanding. A woman is a woman, like a blooming rose, like a semi-sunny day; Women are women. Without a man, she still lives a beautiful and wonderful life.
A few years later, as a man, a tombstone stood in front of my grave, engraved with an epitaph: A woman made me happy all my life.