Cheat people's question has an answer.
yes. -You are worse than a dog!
no. -you are not even as good as a dog!
as fast. —— You are like a dog!
once upon a time, there was a planet that called me Hao Xing, a country on the planet that called me Hao Guo, a village in the country that called me Hao Cun, a mountain in the village that called me Hao Shan, a temple on the mountain that called me Hao Miao, and a fairy in the temple held a sword. What was the name of that sword?
answer: I'm a good sword (bitch)
3
Three puppies, one is called Shang, the other is called Zhong, and the other is called Xia. Once, the shit given to the three dogs disappeared, and none of them stole it in the class. Who stole it? Answer: I (admit that I am myself)
1 The tortoise and the rabbit race, with the pig as the referee, who wins? Answer: turtle (you are a pig, because only pigs know the result. )
2 Once upon a time, there were three children. Their names were me, me, me, me.
One day, they went to play together. I was buying books, I was singing, and another person was eating dog shit. Guess who this dog shit eater is?
(Answer: "I")
1 Once upon a time, there was a father and son, one named Lao Zi and the other named Xiao Zi. One day, Lao Zi and Xiao Zi went to the mountain to play and saw a pile of shit. Lao Zi told Xiao Zi to go home and bring the dog to eat, but when Xiao Zi brought the dog, the pile of shit was gone. Who ate this pile of shit? One day, when you were at home, the power went out suddenly. You had to light a candle and look for a flashlight, but because the window was not closed, a gust of wind blew out the candle, and you bumped into the table in the dark, which was extremely painful. Do you blame yourself for carelessness or the wrong place of the table in this case? Simply put, are you a freak or a monster?
Answer: Weird person or monster
3 Once upon a time, there was a fool. When people asked him anything, they said "No", for example, did he eat? He said "no". Did you surf the Internet? He said, "No."By the way, was the leader there when you were reading my story?
Answer: No, that's fool 4. There are three children going to the toilet. The first child is called "he", the second child is called "you" and the third child is called "me". Only "he" and "you" came out. Who fell into the toilet?
answer: "I" (when the interviewee answers, it means that he/she fell into the toilet) 5 Once upon a time, there was a mountain. There was a temple on the mountain. Call me a temple. There was a pig in the temple. What was its name? I am a pig! )
6 A face fell from the sky. Do you want it? (want, cheeky; No, shameless)
Supplementary answer:
1 Do you have a dog that runs fast!
yes. -You are worse than a dog!
no. -you are not even as good as a dog!
as fast. —— You are like a dog!
once upon a time, there was a planet that called me Hao Xing, a country on the planet that called me Hao Guo, a village in the country that called me Hao Cun, a mountain in the village that called me Hao Shan, a temple on the mountain that called me Hao Miao, and a fairy in the temple held a sword. What was the name of that sword?
answer: I'm a good sword (bitch)
3
Three puppies, one is called Shang, the other is called Zhong, and the other is called Xia. Once, the shit given to the three dogs disappeared, and none of them stole it in the class. Who stole it? Answer: I (admit that I am myself)
1 The tortoise and the rabbit race, with the pig as the referee, who wins? Answer: turtle (you are a pig, because only pigs know the result. )
2 Once upon a time, there were three children. Their names were me, me, me, me.
One day, they went to play together. I was buying books, I was singing, and another person was eating dog shit. Guess who this dog shit eater is?
(Answer: "I")
1 Once upon a time, there was a father and son, one named Lao Zi and the other named Xiao Zi. One day, Lao Zi and Xiao Zi went to the mountain to play and saw a pile of shit. Lao Zi told Xiao Zi to go home and bring the dog to eat, but when Xiao Zi brought the dog, the pile of shit was gone. Who ate this pile of shit? One day, when you were at home, the power went out suddenly. You had to light a candle and look for a flashlight, but because the window was not closed, a gust of wind blew out the candle, and you bumped into the table in the dark, which was extremely painful. Do you blame yourself for carelessness or the wrong place of the table in this case? Simply put, are you a freak or a monster?
Answer: Weird person or monster
3 Once upon a time, there was a fool. When people asked him anything, they said "No", for example, did he eat? He said "no". Did you surf the Internet? He said, "No."By the way, was the leader there when you were reading my story?
Answer: No, that's fool 4. There are three children going to the toilet. The first child is called "he", the second child is called "you" and the third child is called "me". Only "he" and "you" came out. Who fell into the toilet?
answer: "I" (when the interviewee answers, it means that he/she fell into the toilet) 5 Once upon a time, there was a mountain. There was a temple on the mountain. Call me a temple. There was a pig in the temple. What was its name? I am a pig! )
6 A face fell from the sky. Do you want it? (want, cheeky; No, shameless)
1. I bought two dogs, named face and ass, and I gave you my face. One year later, my face died in a car accident, and every time I see my ass, I think your face would be as big as your ass if it weren't for that car accident!
2(1)
A Japanese is eating in a restaurant in China. When the waiter brought a panlong shrimp, the Japanese asked, What do you do with the leftover shrimp shells? ""Of course, "the waiter said." NO！ NO！ NO！ "The Japanese shook their heads and said," In Japan, leftover shrimp shells are sent to factories to make shrimp cakes, and then sold to you in China.
"After a while, the waiter brought another plate of fruit. The Japanese pointed to one of the lemons and asked," How do you
handle the leftover lemon peel? ""Of course, "the waiter said." NO！ NO！ NO！ "The Japanese shook his head and said,
," In our Japan, the leftover lemon peel is sent to the factory, and then it is sold to you in China. "
When checking out, the Japanese asked the waiter with a smile while chewing gum:" What do you do with the leftover
chewing gum? ""Of course I threw it up, "the waiter said." NO！ NO！ NO！ "The Japanese shook his head and proudly said," In Japan, chewed gum is sent to the factory, made into condoms, and then sold to you in China.
"The waiter asked impatiently," Do you know how to deal with used condoms in China? ""of course, I threw it away. "Japanese humanity. The waiter shook his head and said, "NO! NO！ NO！ In China, used condoms are sent to the factory, made into chewing gum, and then sold to your country. "
(2)
There is a taxi on the road leading to Chicago Airport, with a Japanese tourist on board. At this moment, a
taxi passed by, and the Japanese shouted, "Look, Toyota! Made in Japan! How fast! "After a while, another taxi passed." Look, Nissan! It is made in Japan! Too soon! "Another taxi passed
." Hi! It's Mitsubishi Made in Japan! Very fast! "The taxi driver is 1% American, so it is annoying to see
that so many Japanese cars have surpassed their own American cars, plus the Japanese's arrogant language.
When the taxi pulled into the airport parking lot, another taxi overtook it. " It's Honda Made in Japan! Fast
extremely! There is no cure! "The taxi driver stopped, pointed to the meter angrily and said," 15 dollars < P >. ""It costs $1,5 so close? ! ""meter! Made in Japan! Very fast! There is no cure! "
3. Before marriage > Look:
M: Great! The day I was looking forward to has finally arrived! I can't wait!
female: can I go back on my word?
man: no, don't even think about it!
female: do you love me?
m: of course!
female: will you betray me?
m: no, why do you think that?
female: can you kiss me?
m: of course, it can't be just once!
female: is it possible for you to hit me?
man: never!
female: can I trust you?
< After marriage > Look from bottom to top ↑
4. Diary of primary school
It's sunny on Sunday, March 5
Today, I finished my homework, so I took out my mother's sewing needle to play, and accidentally stabbed a chicken. I was very sad. I will never play with needles again.
teacher's comment: can you tell the teacher how you identified the dead hole of that chicken at once?
It snowed on Saturday, June 18th
It snowed heavily today, falling like goose feathers. It's really nice.
teacher's comment: where did you see the snow in June? Can I take the teacher for a tour?
It's sunny on Monday, February 3th.
It's bad that the sun didn't shine all day today. Dad bought two goldfish and raised them in a water tank and drowned one. I was very sad.
teacher's comment: I'm sad, too. I've lived so big, and I've never met a 3th in February! I have never seen a sunny day without the sun, but fortunately, you only saw the goldfish die. If the bird died, you would think that it was afraid of heights and fell from the sky and died!
5. It is said that a couple went to a primitive tribe for their honeymoon and were caught by primitive people. The primitive man said that you can only let you go if you promise me a condition, otherwise < P > I will kill you. The couple agreed. The primitive man went on to say: each of you took a shit and ate each other. They all shit and eat each other. After
, primitive people let them go. Just after being released, the woman slapped the man in the face. The woman said: You don't love me at all. The man said: How can I not love you? The woman cried and said, Why do you pull so much when you love me? . . . . . . . . . . . . .