Typhoon is coming and post funny comments on WeChat Moments
Part 1 of funny stories to post on WeChat Moments when the typhoon is coming
1. Typhoon Typhoon should come more violently to help those students who don’t like to attend class.
2. The park after the typhoon is as quiet and beautiful as an ink painting.
3. If a typhoon could collapse the school, my friends and I would be so happy.
4. During a typhoon, Lepus blew down my country house and everything was gone...
5. The sky after the typhoon jogs against the rainbow
6. Since last night, the wind has been blowing wildly. It is said that it has level 8. Everyone said that it is really a monster wind.
7. The strongest typhoon Usagi this year will hit the Pearl River Delta head-on tomorrow! Will cause serious damage to this area! Everyone must take adequate precautions! And don’t take it lightly! Try to stay away from billboards! Evacuate areas that are flooded all year round as soon as possible! The beach activities will end immediately!
8. This tornado caused greater damage than the typhoon!
9. Let the typhoon eat Xuanmai forever. .
10. It comes with raindrops covering the sky, making people unable to tell the direction within ten steps.
11. Do you think the names of typhoons are very nice?
12. I have spread out my summer homework on the balcony. You can take care of it yourself during the typhoon.
13. Today we have a day and a half holiday because of Typhoon Usagi. How about you?
14.@The Philippines was ravaged by Typhoon Haiyan. I can’t help but think of Gorky’s metrical poem "Haiyan" written in it. Said: "Let the storm come more violently!"
15. I heard that the typhoon is coming again. Will it blow people away? I really hope to go to Mars
16. Let the typhoon blow me away. I don’t want to live anymore
17. Typhoon and heavy rain are very boring...
18. After the typhoon, the blue sky and white clouds are so beautiful!
19. Typhoon Xiansen. In addition to giving us a holiday, I have another request: this is. That's... you're going to blow up the school, okay?
20. There is really nothing better than living. Part 2 of funny stories to post on WeChat Moments when a typhoon is coming
21. The happiest thing is that our parents told us that there is a typhoon and we don’t have to go to school today!
22. The sunset and sunset after the typhoon are so red and beautiful!
23. The tranquility after the typhoon
24. Please pray for a heavy rain tomorrow~ Or the typhoon will be more violent in Germany~~
25. Part 1 We are still recovering from the mess after the typhoon. The typhoon and rain are really terrible. I sincerely hope that it will be sunny and sunny every day. After dinner, I can go shopping in the ancient streets and listen to concerts. It feels like the best life. .
26. Feeling the slightest hint of autumn on the first day after the typhoon is a short-lived enjoyment in the hot and autumn-free south
27. The wind pulls people's clothes and picks them off. Wearing people's headscarves, sand shoots into people's eyes.
28.@Typhoon, please blow her back to me. I miss her.
29. I’m so happy that I won’t go to school today. I love typhoons
30. The typhoon is gradually approaching, and gray dark clouds are rising from all directions, blocking the last bright sky.
31. Why hasn’t the typhoon come yet? My homework is waiting for you at the window.
32. Today’s precipitation is mainly in the west of the Pearl River Estuary, and there are showers in our city. How does it feel to go to work after a typhoon?
33. Let the typhoon come more violently and take away that damn homework
34. The flowers after the typhoon are particularly beautiful~
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36. Because the weather has been bad and windy recently, I can’t skip rope in the park at night, so I chose to skip rope in the kindergarten between 1 o’clock and 2 o’clock. There is a dance studio in the kindergarten, which is empty. Yes, at the beginning, I was afraid of disturbing the children's sleep, so I didn't dare to dance too loudly. And I usually like to dance in my own room without being disturbed by outsiders. This time, I felt very uncomfortable being in the eyes of everyone. It was really hard to stick to it at first.
37. There was a tornado here on July 11th, and the refrigerator in the room was blown out. It has not been repaired yet!
38. Oops. It's going to be a typhoon and it's going to rain heavily. Stay safe everyone.
39. In the chaos after the typhoon, the small trees under the dormitory were blown away
40. Ladies and gentlemen, don’t wait until the typhoon comes to realize The importance of finding a fat person as a friend. Part 3 of funny stories to post on WeChat Moments when the typhoon is coming
41. Because of the typhoon, the farmers who worked hard and were looking forward to the ripening of rice, fruits and vegetables were hit by the typhoon. We were on holiday, but they What has been lost again! ! !
42. Typhoon and rain, yeah, no need to go to school anymore.
So cool~~
43. It was windy all day long, and it started to rain in the evening. You see, the weather here is not going to be good if you want to leave.
44. After the typhoon, there was a mess everywhere, and the smell of seawater filled the air.
45. Poor tree, I need intravenous drip again after the typhoon
46. I have put my homework on the balcony to wait for the typhooni
47. There is a typhoon , vacation is a wise choice
48. The biology teacher said that there will be a typhoon and thunderstorm, and we will not be allowed to go out and surf the Internet at home. Is this really okay?
49. It’s good that you are here Even if a typhoon comes, I won’t be afraid as long as I hug you, you damn fat guy
50. Typhoon, you can blow me around, but if you have the ability, you can blow our school around too!
51. The weather was good after the typhoon, but the small park was in a mess. Branches broke, power cables collapsed, and small parks were blocked off.
52. A few years ago, we ended school early because of a typhoon, but we still stayed in school to chat until everyone left, and then had a water fight in the school that was flooded. After that, we We also played many times, pouring water on each other's chairs and tables during class, and even started splashing water on each other after school. I was really happy at that time. Yesterday, I also played with water with my college classmates, but that kind of The feeling is not so strong anymore, maybe because I have grown up, maybe because the people I play with are different.
53. How about we also hang a Super Invincible Thunderbolt Universe Mr. Mighty Typhoon tomorrow?
54. Every time I cook on the balcony, I always look outside. Afraid of danger, it seems there is!
55. I heard there is a yellow warning for typhoon! A big typhoon is coming! You can have another day off tomorrow! !
56. After the typhoon, the sea level began to calm down. What passed by was all the years and all the scenery passed by.
57. Unexpected things happen suddenly, who would have thought!
58. Earthquakes, tsunamis, floods, volcanoes, typhoons, wars, disasters happen all the time, and refugees are in pain; donate money and materials to save the dying, heal the wounded, and help those in need. As long as everyone gives love, there will be no refugees in the world. On World Refugee Day, our hearts are connected!
59. The person in charge of some shoddy projects should be trembling in their hearts now. Don’t panic. The problem is huge and there is no point in panic
60. Don’t panic when a typhoon hits school. Good to go. Fifty-eight excerpts of funny comments posted on WeChat Moments during typhoon storms
Funny comments posted on WeChat Moments during typhoon storms (Part 1)
1. They say you attract wind and butterflies, look, Typhoon No. 6 is coming.
2. I wanted to go for a breeze with you, but a typhoon came.
3. Well, there was a typhoon here, but we insisted on putting up the Kongming lanterns. The 17-year-old left and left nothing behind. (A true story, although it’s just a friend of a friend)
4. It’s such a severe tornado, but it’s good that people are fine. There have been too many disasters this year.
5. Every time I cook on the balcony, I always look outside, always afraid of danger, and it seems there is!
6. I hope it will rain, thunder, lightning, hail, typhoon, tsunami, earthquake, landslide, tornado, sandstorm, haze, all playgrounds will have power outage on August 2nd
7. Typhoon, Typhoon You Slow down, don't blow my wig off.
8. There are dark clouds before the typhoon, but there is a rainbow after the typhoon!
9. Amidst the howling and whistling of the whirlwind, only bursts of miserable sounds were heard, like the wailing of domestic wolves and the neighing of horses in the distance. Sometimes it’s like people’s cries for help in times of disaster.
10. Poor tree, I need intravenous drip again after the typhoon
11. The weather after the typhoon is so comfortable
12. After the typhoon, the house is in a mess .
13. On the other side of the mountain and on the other side of the sea, there is a group of Xi'an people. The sun is shining for them sometimes, and the wind is blowing for them sometimes. They have traveled through the equator and the North Pole since the beginning of spring. The temperature rises and falls by twenty degrees every day, which is really exciting! Oh, the strong Shaanxi people, oh the iron-clad Xi'an people, they have endured this weird weather in spring and autumn, and after exercising, they are in great shape! There's nothing wrong with singing it unconsciously!
14. After the typhoon, sunny, hot and high temperatures return!
15. God seems to be angry. The sky is filled with dark clouds, making people breathless. Immediately afterwards, strong winds came up, and after a while, the strong winds and heavy rain poured down. The rain was getting heavier and the wind was blowing stronger and stronger. The arm-thick branches on both sides of the road were broken on the road. Rows of bicycles were blown to the ground by the wind. Water began to accumulate in low-lying places. Zhuangqiao streets were everywhere. It is a "vast ocean".
16. Only your parents will scold you until you get angry one minute, and the next minute they will remind you with concern not to run around when a typhoon comes and to go to bed early at night.
17. Wife: “What if others don’t return it?” The husband said calmly: “Then grab it back.
Wife: "Humph, what if you can't grab it?" The husband became impatient: "Hey, are you annoyed? I don't think even a super typhoon can blow you away!" ”
18. There was a typhoon and heavy rain for several days, and the quilt smelled musty. I always smelled musty when I slept.
19. Because of the typhoon, it was inconvenient for me to get up. For the sake of my health, Stay safe under the covers. Funny comments about the typhoon on friends circle (Part 2)
20. I heard that there is a big typhoon! You can have another day off tomorrow! >
21. Wind and rain are like a pair of good brothers who never separate, staying together no matter where they are. Because their cooperation has caused serious water accumulation on many roads, it has become a problem in those underground passages. A "vast ocean" has formed, causing our village to become an "isolated island in the sea" with no way to get in or get out.
22. I have experienced many things, such as a typhoon passing by and a piece of grass falling.
23. The typhoon has made me in a bad state recently.
24. It is said that the typhoon is coming, but it has forgotten the login password, so it is calm now... < /p>
25. If the typhoon could destroy the school, how happy would my friends and I be?
26. Typhoon, why would you let the Zhejiang students go and let them study hard? Come to Zhuhai!
27. How to deal with typhoon and heavy rain!
28. You can go crazy in typhoon, but don’t hurt my lover. /p>
29. Please hold me tight during the typhoon, so that I will not be afraid
30. In these troubled years, I wish everyone peace.
< p> 31. All things touch the breath and heartbeat of the wind. The feathers dropped by the wind are caught by the earth. The footprints of the wind are carried by the ants, and the gods dream of them. . The sadness of the wind is opened by the moon.32. A cool autumn wind blows, and the leaves rustle, as if they are crying sadly.
33. Finally. I pretended to sleep in, but it turned out that there was a typhoon and I couldn't sleep at all. I woke up countless times throughout the night.
34. There was a typhoon today. When I was standing on the balcony, I felt that my grandma was still there. If I waited. Next time I go to my grandma’s house, she will tell me about today’s weather. Really, I am so confused that I react in a second.
35. Affected by Typhoon Dazzle, severe waterlogging occurred. Emergency help is rushed. I wish you peace. !
36. [The latest typhoon is actually called 'Phoenix!']------Peace of mind
37. After the typhoon, I hope the weather will clear up. Things, bad and bad, can all be good, just like the clouds and smoke in the past, just be good, your life will not last long
38. The wind blows from the fields, carrying countless wind instruments, Woohoo, boohoo, hiss. Funny comments about typhoon and rain in WeChat Moments (Part 3)
39. This tornado caused more damage than the typhoon!
40. The sky after the typhoon is cloudless and blue!
41. Dear, I want to tell you that there is a typhoon today.
42. I thought I could pour love into your ears and then into your heart through winds as strong as a typhoon.
43. A heavy rain and a huge wind swept everything away Get up, as high as the sky, and then fly in the sky.
44. The number of times you enter my space is too rare, even rarer than the number of times my dad calls me. My dad would only hit a typhoon when he saw in the weather forecast that a typhoon was about to hit this place.
45. After the typhoon, the sea level began to calm down. All the years passed and all the scenery passed by.
46. A heavy rain fell outside the window, and a strong storm blew outside the house.
47. Everyone should pay attention to safety during typhoon days, go out less and take more protection.
48. Nowadays, if there is no one at home, you have to close the doors and windows. A violent storm can come at any time.
49. Typhoon, hurry up and blow away the people I hate
50. As long as you are here, even if the typhoon comes, I will not be afraid as long as I hug you, you fat guy
51. There is a typhoon on Chinese Valentine's Day. Doesn't even God take care of us? !
52. Brother Typhoon, don’t leave! I have fallen in love with you
53. The almighty typhoon will blow away all the lovers.
54. A person will meet two people in his life, one is amazing and the other is gentle. But in my life, they are both you.
55. When a typhoon comes, I choose to wait, which is a posture of change.
56. The typhoon is so awesome~ On behalf of all the students, I thank you,,
< p> 57. Marilyn Monroe did that classic action because she encountered a typhoon. When the typhoon is coming, it is suitable to post on WeChat Moments (60 sentences)When the typhoon is coming, it is suitable to post on Moments (Part 2) 1)
1. Let the typhoon blow me away. I don’t want to live anymore.
2. The wind started blowing wildly last night. It is said that it has level 8. Everyone said, it can What a monster.
3. Typhoon Haiou, I am in Hainan and I pray for Hainan
4. You said you would protect me, but the subsequent strong winds and waves were all caused by you.
5. Ladies and gentlemen, don’t wait until a typhoon comes to realize the importance of finding a fat person as a friend.
6. Dear, I want to tell you that there is a typhoon today.
7. If the typhoon gets stronger, it will blow away the school and all the teachers.
8. Why are you still there after the typhoon?
9. It’s a mess after the typhoon
10. I want to know why typhoons always have female names, because She is gentle when she comes and always takes your house and car with her when she leaves.
11. A typhoon, Lepus, blew down my house in the countryside, and everything was gone...
12. When "Lepus" came, classes were suspended, so it was good to let the typhoon blow. It has to be stronger.
13. Typhoon! ! Come back soon~
14. Please God for a heavy rain tomorrow~ Or the typhoon will be more violent in Germany~~
15. The wind is fierce, like a group of black crazy people The giant dragon wants to devour the earth.
16. The whirlwind threw the yellow sand into the sky, like thousands of dragons rolling in the sky.
17. The strongest typhoon Usagi this year will hit the Pearl River Delta head-on tomorrow! Will cause serious damage to this area! Everyone must take adequate precautions! And don’t take it lightly! Try to stay away from billboards! Evacuate areas that are flooded all year round as soon as possible! The beach activities will end immediately!
18. I encountered a typhoon in winter, but I didn’t meet you.
19. The holiday balance is less than 24 hours. Typhoon, please come and renew quickly
20. There are dark clouds before the typhoon, but there is a rainbow after the typhoon! When a typhoon comes, it’s a good time to post on Moments (Part 2)
21. Extreme weather is really scary!
22. There is a typhoon, heavy rain, power outage, mobile phone network disconnection, and mobile phone battery death.
23. Typhoon blowing, heavy rain, very boring...
24. Mommy, respectable and lovely typhoon, I love you! I won’t read it tomorrow morning, haha, happy.
25. Affected by typhoon Dazzle, severe waterlogging occurred. Emergency help was rushed. May you be safe!
26. After the typhoon, life returned to its normal rhythm.
27. Give us Jieshi a little warmth. Typhoon Lepus has just passed, the electricity has just come, but the water has not yet come.
28. The strong wind roared loudly like a wounded beast, scurrying around.
29. With short hair and weight, my mother no longer has to worry that I will be hit by a typhoon.
30. It’s such a severe tornado, but it’s good that people are fine. There have been too many disasters this year.
31. Nowadays, if there is no one at home, you have to close the doors and windows. A violent storm can come at any time.
32. If it rains, it rains. Don't let the wind blow. If the wind blows, let it blow. Don't let it rain heavily. If it rains heavily, let it rain heavily, not torrential rain. If it rains heavily, let it rain heavily, but not with strong winds. It's okay now. Are your pants, shoes, and socks wet?
33. Give us Jieshi some warmth. Typhoon Lepus has just passed, the electricity has just come, but the water has not yet come.
34. I have put my homework on the balcony to wait for the typhoon i
35. The typhoon is gradually approaching, and gray dark clouds are rising from all directions, blocking the last bright sky.
36. There was a tornado here on July 11th, and the refrigerator in the room was blown out. It has not been repaired yet!
37. Typhoon Xiansen. In addition to giving us a holiday, I have another request: this is. That's... you're going to blow up the school, okay?
38. In the past two days, there have been typhoons and heavy rain in Shenzhen, and the temperature has dropped sharply. I caught a cold if I didn't pay attention, ah! So uncomfortable!
39. It was windy and I got off work. I didn’t agree with each other and rode an electric bike to the outlet, but there was no one there. I left as soon as I could.
40. After the typhoon, the wind is blowing, and there is a refreshing and lightness that cannot be photographed or explained. What to post on Moments when a typhoon comes (Part 3)
41. The number of times you come into my space is so rare, even rarer than the number of times my dad calls me.
My dad only calls when he sees in the weather forecast that a typhoon is about to hit this place
42. They say the typhoon is coming, but he forgot the login password, so it’s calm now...
43. The ferocious typhoon roared like an evil devil, tearing the whole world wantonly.
44. Respect nature and protect the environment!
45. The ocean laughed and the typhoon called you, the perfect one, and our creatures hesitated.
46. This tornado caused greater damage than the typhoon!
47. The night wind made the valley howl, making the pine forest roar like a sea wave. Thatch and dead branches swayed and trembled, hitting and rubbing against each other, constantly moaning.
48. [Walking in a typhoon in pajamas]
49. After the typhoon, the bamboo becomes even stronger ~
50. The typhoon heads into the sky like a lion The deserted streets roared wildly, and the remaining saplings resisted the strong wind alone. The more they persisted, the more they tilted until the last second. The wind broke it at the waist and even uprooted it.
51. The sidewalk after the typhoon has a unique scenery
52. Urgent notice: The typhoon is coming. Those who have husbands should hug their husbands, those who have boyfriends should hug their boyfriends, and those who have lovers. Hug your lover, hug the telephone pole with nothing. Hold tight and don’t let the typhoon blow you away. You should also pay attention to your clothes. When you are dressed, you must tie a rope to reinforce it, so as not to be blown naked by the strong typhoon.
53. The mess after the last typhoon is still recovering. The typhoon and rain are really terrible. I sincerely hope that it will be sunny and windy every day. After dinner, you can stroll around the ancient streets and listen to Listening to a concert feels like the best life.
54. The park after the typhoon is as quiet and beautiful as an ink painting.
55. If you are fine, the typhoon will intensify the earthquake.
56. The instructor said that a typhoon may come tomorrow. Military training is cancelled. Gone. Do you know that we prepared so many songs and cheers, why did we just leave?
57. The typhoon came fiercely, and the rolling tides on the road were like hungry lions. I want to swallow people in one bite.
58. The water in the river pond overflowed. It has been flowing into the house next to it, on the road, in the field...
59. It was inconvenient for me to get up due to the typhoon, so I hid under the quilt temporarily for my personal safety.
60. Those who want to get a boyfriend through typhoon make me laugh. Where is your home? I will go over and tell the funny stories about staying up late and post them on WeChat Moments.
The funny stories about staying up late. Talking about posting on Moments 1
1. Staying up late is not good, but it has become a habit for me. The reason for this starts from my childhood a long time ago.
2. Fool, don’t always stay up late and go to bed early, okay?
3. People who like you do not accompany you when you stay up late, but advise you to go to bed earlier and stay up less late.
4. Losing and staying up late have become habits, and I have no hope of tossing and turning at night.
5. Do you know why I like to sleep? Because when I am asleep, the whole world is mine, and so are you, but when I wake up, everything is gone.
6. It’s not that I don’t want to sleep, it’s just that I really can’t sleep.
7. Missing is spreading unbridled in this season.
8. Don’t stay up late. Staying up late is not good for your mobile phone.
9. Don’t stay up late anymore. Everyone you like is asleep.
10. It’s not good to buy too many things that I don’t have anymore, and it’s not good to stay up late and watch porn, the dark circles under my eyes are so big...
11. I insist on getting up to have breakfast. Whether it’s staying up late or pulling an all-nighter.
12. You taste your tea, and I drink my liquor.
13. Even though I know that staying up late is harmful to my body, I still like to go to bed late. I know that you don’t love me but I still love you.
14. I like to take out my mobile phone at night to look at the space, and then say good night to the people I care about on the message board, letting them know that I will still be there tomorrow.
15. I like to hear you say you love me, and I like to call you and say good night to me every night. Because that's enough.
16. I plan to stay up late to finish the homework on the first day of school [The problem is that it’s only the first day and I have to memorize so much! ]
17. True love is not a temporary good feeling, but the urge to persist despite knowing that there is no result. I know it's not easy to meet you, and it would be a pity to miss you.
18. Those who are loved are children who will not grow up, and those who lack love always mature prematurely!
19. Life is like this photo, are you tired? Tired! Why don't you let go...can you let go?
20. You have to eat on time, go to bed early and get up early, and don't just rely on your appearance to stay up late. Funny stories about staying up late and post them on Moments Part 2
21. I have become addicted to staying up late. No one listens to my concerns. I don’t have the courage to greet the dawn every time I go late at night.
22. I am Obai’s younger brother who stays up late
23. I really can’t let go, it’s really uncomfortable. I obviously gave my sincerity, but all I got in exchange was his sorry. I Is it useful to be sorry?
24. Every night, how many people are like me, staying up late, not sleeping, waiting for someone’s reply
25. Some things make me powerless, such as staying up late Addiction, and you who are far away.
26. People like me who are addicted to staying up late need to practice meditation.
27. When you see others clearly, you also see yourself clearly.
28. I am tired, my heart is tired, I am really tired, so tired that I even find it difficult to breathe, but who would understand? No one will understand. I can only sit alone on the computer, click on my favorite music, over and over again... and let the soothing melody caress my tired and sad heart.
29. When I turn around, the wind blows my hair black, but when I look back, my hair is covered with snow.
30. I can only enter my own time at night. Give your time during the day to life, and give your time to yourself late at night. Dear body, I have been staying up late all my life, and I want to say sorry to you, I'm sorry!
31. If it doesn’t belong to you, why should you care about it desperately?
32. Raise your hand if you are awake in the middle of the night.
33. Don’t stay up late, it’s bad for your health. Everyone knows this, but for those who are really used to going to bed late, it is difficult to fall asleep before a certain point.
34. The most difficult thing in the world is not the night, nor the process of waiting for love, but the process of waiting for love to disappear.
35. You are much weaker than when you were a child. At that time, you had many dreams and worked hard. You wanted to get into a good school, you wanted to have a group of friends, and you even secretly liked something. People stay up late reading and listen to their friends. But now, you have seen more, are wiser than before, and have become stronger, but you never work hard like before because you believe in yourself and the future.
36. You have your roses, and I have my clover, which is not very fragrant, but very lucky.
37. In the dead of night, the elves who stayed up late stuck out their little heads to observe the world.
38. The wind in this city is very strong at night, blowing away magnanimity and exaggeration. You always miss home when you are tired, and miss him when you are lonely.
39. I stay up late, I feel distressed, I shed tears, I cry out that I am tired, I miss you, and only I know it.
40. Do you still remember how blocked your door was two years ago when you confessed? And which boy was holding a love letter that stayed up late and read you a funny story about staying up late and posted it on Moments Part 3
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41. Have you ever asked others not to stay up late, but you went to bed very late?
42. For that time of looking back, I missed reincarnation, but after all, I didn’t wait for you.
43. The night gave me black eyes, but it made me fall in love with the pain the night gave me.
44. How many people place their hopes on staying up late, and at night they place their hopes on tomorrow.
45. If hurting you is a relief to you, I am willing to endure this kind of torture.
46. Read the following syllables and understand the role of sound insulation symbols.
47. Time is a rogue and always likes to destroy expectations.
48. If I had seen the ending from the beginning, I would still choose to make you happy!
49. I stayed up late and called you when I was mature
50. I stayed up late chatting with him and he was covered in acne, but he pushed me away and said he thought I was ugly.
51. Thank you for overcoming thorns and thorns along the way. May everything you desire be achieved.
52. I hope that being with you for a long time will not lead to boredom!
53. If there are so many ifs, how can there be so many right and wrong?
54. Originally I just wanted to hear your good night, but accidentally, it was dawn.
55. I am in China but have a jet lag from a foreign country
56. I gradually developed the habit of staying up late, but unfortunately no one came to tell me that staying up late is bad for my health.
57. Compared to waking up in the early morning, I prefer the quietness of the night.
58. Later I became addicted to staying up late, but I got used to no one caring about me.
59. I can’t sleep because I can’t wait for your good night.
60. I’m not waiting for her, I just haven’t met the person who can replace her yet!