The weather is so hot, give some jokes to your friends to have fun and relieve stress.

1. After drinking too much for a long time, I went home and mistakenly entered the pig pen. I lay down next to the sow and said: Wife: Pour me a glass of water. The sow snorted and the village chief said, if it doesn’t pour, I won’t. Come on, why are you being coquettish?

I touched it casually and said: Are you buying a leather jacket, or a double-breasted one~~

2. The old couple went to take pictures, and the photographer asked: "Do you want metering, backlighting, or full light?" The uncle was shy. She said shyly: "I don't care, can I leave a pair of underwear for your aunt?" No matter how busy you are, you should smile!

3. One day, a barber beat up a candied haws-lud seller. When he went to the police station, the police asked the barber: Why did you beat the candied haws-lud seller? The barber said: I'm going to be furious. I was perming my hair in the house, and he was shouting "I'm perming it" outside!