What is the text of Da Qiao Sun Ce Cat and Dog Bureau?

Da Qiao:

1. My cat is like me. I think my cat, like Rossini, pays tribute to Elliot.

2. Cats are not dogs. It's gone after eating. It's no use looking at me.

The food has been distributed, so come and eat.

4. Get out of the way, stupid human.

Life finally laid hands on my lovely kitten Mimi. I don't need to socialize, shoveling shit makes me happy!

6. Driving, how can other people's cats know everything!

7. It's a nice day, suitable for another sleep.

8. Ha, hey! Cats call, go home to eat vegetables, meow!

9. Most people can't understand the perfection of a house girl, and they are afraid of this little paw, meow!

10. I really don't care about you anymore. There is a dog as stupid as its owner. Follow the beat, yes, that's it. There is a name that I can't find by myself. Forgive me for shoveling shit today and making a mess at home again!

1 1. What's that noise? I have a 50-level folk certificate, and so does my cat.

12. Stay away from my home.

Sun Ce:

1. woof, meow, meow, my dog is like me, I miss my dog! Don't care who I look like, salute Ovida!

2. What's the smell? Ha ha!

I haven't had enough fun. That cat is as cute as her owner!

4. Hey, play with me for a while. I'll bite you. Why don't you deliver meals today?

I will call me whatever she calls me!

6. Innocent, unrequited world!

7. It's a beautiful day. Let me run fast!

8. What will happen if you bully my kitten?