Xiao's fortune telling

What are the two big waves in life?

Faye Wong said it was a joke she told when she promoted her new record in a program hosted by Xiao S.

A fortune teller met a young lady.

The fortune teller said to the young lady, "You look very unlucky."

The young lady said, "Can I take off my bra?"

The fortune teller said, "Even if you take off the ominous signs, you can't escape the two big waves of life.