The story of San Gu Mao Lu was rewritten in 1000.
Foreword:
It is said that during the Three Kingdoms period, Zhuge Liang was resourceful, cold window for more than 20 years, ambitious, meaning official career! Looking at the general trend of the world, I feel that Wei Lao Cao is the best and there are too many talents to show his talents. Shu Lao Liu is the most pitiful, maybe he will be eaten one day. The old grandson of Wu is not bad. He accepted a bunch of idiots, but he had enough troops. So Kong Ming applied for the civil service of Wu State. . . . What he never expected was that Zhou Yu of Wu was afraid that Zhuge Liang would surpass himself, so he was embarrassed by Kong Ming everywhere in his official career. In the end, Kong Ming rebelled and defected to Wei! When he arrived at Lao Cao's side, Lao Cao learned that he knew astronomy above and geography below, and he was able to observe astronomical phenomena, so he appointed him Qin (the person who broadcast the weather forecast). Kong Ming put up with it at first, but he didn't get promoted within three to five years, so he resigned and lived in seclusion in Wolong Mountain. ...
In desperation, Kong Ming gave up the dark officialdom completely. During the war, he found two children for himself and served himself for life! . . .
Besides, in Shu, Liu has no great skill except crying all day. He made friends with two brothers and only knew how to cut people down and collect protection money. Although he has a group of younger brothers, it is difficult to achieve great things. . . But Lao Liu is a womanizer. By chance, he met Bai (Sun Quan's sister) of Wu State. Since then, he missed her very much and cried to Zhang Fei and Guan Yu every day. Xu Shu, an accountant who graduated from high school under Liu Bei, saw the leader's worries and told Liu Wolong that there was a very awesome figure named Kong Ming, who was an all-rounder, especially a painter, and could ask him to draw a new picture album. . . Liu Bei was overjoyed. He made an appointment with Zhang Guan and went to Wolong Mountain with a machete. . .
Kongming's boy saw three men coming from a distance, armed with weapons, and immediately ran into the room to inform Kongming. He said, You two hold on to me first, and I'll leave first. . . Then, he ran along the back door mountain road. . . Besides, Liu Bei and his party rushed in directly and shouted, Where is Kongming? Come out! The boy came forward and said, our boss is out collecting accounts, not at home. Come back another day! Zhang Fei was furious and slapped the boy in the face: Don't fool me! Another boy saw it, brother. We were just working. You know how bad our boss is now. We all want to kill him ourselves. How can we protect him? Liu Bei listened and said, I believe you this time for the time being. When Kongming comes back, tell him I'll be back in three days! If he tries to run again, I'll burn his nest! Say that finish a line of people leave. .....
Let's talk about it When Kong Ming came back, the boy realized the truth. Kong Ming said, what a pity! Living in seclusion is too difficult for me! Wait and see, they will be killed sooner or later!
Three days later, Liu came home again. As soon as I entered the door, I went straight to the point: Kong Ming, draw me a beautiful woman, and I will lie to Lao Zi and chop you to death! Kongming knew that he was furious and had to agree. Q: I wonder who the eldest brother wants the younger brother to draw? Liu Bei said, Sun Quan's sister! I heard that you worked in Wu, so you should be familiar with it. Beautiful and sexy! Kong Ming secretly likes that he fell in love with this beautiful woman at first sight and has secretly drawn many pictures. Since he wants to, send some! But I still have to pretend to be lofty and let Liu Bei stay in the living room for a while and go into the study by himself. . . It was delivered in a short time, and Liu Bei was very satisfied and left with the people. .
After seeing off the plague, Kong Ming sighed: What a pity! Talent is also a crime! What a world!
It is said that Liu Bei felt bored after reading the portrait for a long time, so it suddenly occurred to him that if a beautiful woman could draw a sexy photo, wouldn't it be a blessing? Then he thought of Kong Ming. If you take Kongming as your own, wouldn't it be like a duck to water? So Liu came to Wolong Mountain for the third time and kidnapped him. . . .
Follow up. . . .
When Kong Ming arrived in Shu, he felt that Liu Bei was very unhappy. He will help him with his own ability and will certainly unify the whole country. But because he used his intelligence to avenge himself, he helped Liu Bei a lot on the surface, but in the end he did destroy Shu. . . .