Humorous sentences in hot weather

The humorous short sentences of hot weather are as follows:

1. Summer is coming, and those who have objects depend on them, while those who have no objects stay in air-conditioned rooms.

2. All the people who go out at this moment are "anti-Japanese heroes". You can't walk in the street without getting wet.

3. I accidentally fell down on my way to work today and was diagnosed as a third-degree burn by the hospital.

4. The willows in the street look sick. The leaves are hanging with dust and rolling on the branches, and the branches are still. There is white light on the road, vendors are afraid to shout, and the plexiglass signboard at the door of the store seems to be sunburned.

5. The table was too hot, and the mahjong was just coded, but it was burnt.

6. Our cornfield is almost a popcorn field.

7. Recently, people all over the country are mourning for a guy named Hot. No one has seen him, but everyone knows that it is so hot!

8, dear air conditioner, if you are safe, it will be sunny. If you don't get well, I will die this summer.

9. In this weather, all the people who can go out with you on an appointment are friends of life and death!

1. It's no shame to show love these days. The most shameful thing is to show air conditioning.