Lv Ziqiao's classic lines
1, this is just the appearance, I tell you, the source of wisdom and life, you should know how to find stories with your eyes. If you look closely, you will find that the third person definitely refers to Ceng Xiaoxian!
There is no rehearsal in life, and every day is live broadcast.
3. All physical collisions must begin with cultural collisions.
4, this is called casting a net to catch more fish.
Don't get married easily, especially with a woman.
6, 1 Wanhe1million is the same, because I don't have any!
7. There are sixteen similarities between women and birds, both of which are attracted by luminous objects.
8. There is no rehearsal in our life, but live broadcast every day.
9. I will tell her: since your birthday has passed, you should focus on how to walk well in the coming year. Gifts will only remind you that you are one year older, and they are all clouds.
10, don't say others are out of their minds. The premise of abnormal brain is that you must have a brain.
1 1. Men must drink Shenbao if they want to have a good kidney. After drinking it, it is faster than Liu Xiang and higher than Yao Ming. One bottle is refreshing, two bottles are not greasy and three bottles are immortal. Oh, yeah. Shen Bao, it's delicious.
12, I have studied the common vocabulary of picking up girls in 280 languages around the world. This sentence is necessary for beginners.
13, a few words that girls don't understand at the critical moment can effectively enhance your charm.
What do you mean by failure? Why did it fail? Sunrise in the east, only I am unbeaten!
15, one of the secrets of chasing girls is to do what you like. For example, what if the girl I plan to meet recently happens to be a big fan of Stephanie? It's simple. Learn all Stephanie's songs and sing love songs hand in hand in a romantic environment. She will definitely fall in love with me, a mobile karaoke station.
16. So the word love in love is very strong: the upper part is taken from abnormal changes, and the lower part is taken from abnormal state.
17, did you get your head caught in the door? You dinosaur that degenerates three times a day!
18, Zhang Wei, the present situation is not harmful to you. There is a blank between you and her. As long as you foster strengths and avoid weaknesses, Moran can't see how obscene you are.
19, you exchanged phone numbers with chicks, which is equivalent to giving them a chance to call and cancel the appointment. If you make an appointment with them, but they don't have your phone number, then they must show up.
20. Since ancient times, no one has died, and those who die early and late have to die.
2 1. There are too many women who hate me in this world. Come out and hang out, you have to pay it back sooner or later.
22. It's better to retreat and make a net.
23. I have long said that life is short, and eating, drinking and having fun is king.
24. As the saying goes: Put two hamsters together and nothing will happen for three months. There is only one possibility: all men.
25. Today is Valentine's Day. You have to understand that no one will sympathize with you because you are lovelorn, but there are thousands of girls in Qian Qian who are infatuated with you because of your melancholy.
26. Women older than you will not have a good result. Imagine you live with her. You are very happy outside. How do you feel when she calls you home for dinner every day?
27. Men should be open-minded. Why did you hang yourself from a tree? Toads with three legs can't be found, but women with two legs have plenty! Confucius said: Life is short, eat, drink and be merry. A hundred years is too long. We are racing against time.
28. No beautiful and charming girl in the world will tell you I love you because you gave her a hamburger or milk tea, understand? You should take her to do something special to move her.
29. All lovelorn girls are time bombs. Unless they naturally cool down, they can't get close at all. If you dare to stimulate her pain, it will only turn her grief into strength and lead to violence.
30. The four major deterrents that girls are most concerned about now: being more beautiful, being younger and having fuller breasts. Only three? Count it again.
3 1, a tough life needs no explanation!
32. The code name is not important. It's no use calling a cannon. The key is to get into combat.
33. Is there more or more in this world? Of course it is.
34. Hard life needs no explanation.
35. People will play many roles in their life. If you are not happy, you can throw away the script. But remember, there is a script that really belongs to you. Don't lose it.
36. Do you know what a second gear start is? Today, I learned that for senior people, the low-end link of eating and watching movies can be omitted!
37. In our men's world, there are still strong people like clouds and people like stars.
38. The ready-made theme is in front of us: this is the greatest invention of mankind since the invention of the toilet in the twentieth century: the ultimate single night. A marriage without a bachelor party before marriage is an incomplete marriage and doomed to be an unhappy marriage.
39. If you want to hang out in the Jianghu, you'd better be single.
40. His repeated failures show that his concept of love is hemiplegic and someone must help him overcome it.
4 1, you said she dug a hole for ten years and posted it for five years?
42. How can people not be stabbed when they are floating in rivers and lakes? My name is Lv Ziqiao, and my life depends on the trumpet!
43. Zhan Bo, you are a man. If you are a man, don't fall into such a dead end like a woman. She said she didn't know what she wanted. This is just a superficial phenomenon. If such a thing is sincerely given to her by a man, it is endowed with additional value. For example, affection, then this thing is more precious than another.
44. Zhang Wei, be strong. Winning or losing is a common occurrence in military strategists.
45. Much ado about nothing.
46. Zhang Wei, if you have time to learn Feng Shui and occupy a tomb after your death, it will make up for the regret that you couldn't afford a house before your death.
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