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Today is the National Day. Because the achievements of the wise and great government in building the country and caring for the people are countless, so we have a day off. My parents took us to the zoo to play.

As usual, we like to eat sweet potato porridge for breakfast. Because the sweet potatoes were sold out today, my mother had no choice but to peel some taro to make up for the loss. Unexpectedly, the taro grown on the balcony was very delicious, and the whole family ate it greedily.

Before going out, my senile mother dressed up in a gorgeous way, so exquisite that she could not tell that she was a bad wife at all. The father, who was still young, also quickly changed his mind and became a crown prince. After putting on a two-pronged suit, he looked so handsome that he made people shun him. Dong Shixiao's pretty sister even put on adjustable underwear, dressed like a tiger and a dog, and looked gorgeous, and proudly put on her newly bought high-heeled shoes.

We, a raccoon dog, rode in a plain carriage and white horses, and quickly arrived at the zoo. Unexpectedly, there were so many people visiting that the jackals and wolves invaded the jungle, causing our family to be separated from each other. My father, who had been separated from his wife and children, worked tirelessly to broadcast everywhere, and finally found me and my sister, who was almost a father to a thief. During the battle between trapped beasts, we fought against all odds and pushed our way to the monkey fence, where we took a picture of nothing. A family photo with a forced smile.

Then go to the bird park where chickens and dogs are crowing and dogs are robbering, and you can enjoy the beautiful music of nature with the sound of wind, the chirping of cranes, and the mourning of people everywhere.

Later, when my father was frothing at the mouth and referring to deer as horses, a gust of cool wind blew, and the taste of dry saliva made people shudder. My mother quickly put on the yellow robe for my father and told us to be careful. fur.

In the evening, because of the holiday, the magpies and doves’ nests were busy in every restaurant, so my mother took us, Meng Mu, three times, and finally decided to have hot pot. There is a restaurant that has just changed its wallpaper. The walls are very beautiful. The lights are dim and surrounded by enemies. It is very atmospheric. The waitresses who are lying in ambush from all sides are busy attracting bees and butterflies for the guests, and they are busy encircling Wei and rescuing Zhao for the guests. They are so sweet and secretive that people mistakenly think that they are in the Western Paradise.

We were hungry and ordered the mixed hot pot. Our father, who was still pregnant, gave a warning and asked the waitress who was working hard to cook the cunning rabbit and dead lackey quickly, because our family was a vegetarian. The oil and vinegar have been added a long time ago, and we are waiting for the hot pot to sink quickly so that we can win the title of Central Plains. Unfortunately, the lid of the pot is too small, which makes it difficult to cover up.

After the soup boiled, we were so happy that we quickly undressed and pushed out food, so that we could catch everything in one go and get to the bottom of it.

After the hot pot was devoured by us, it soon became only a drop in the ocean and a few fish that slipped through the net. When my mother, who still had her mother's example, wanted to throw away the winter noodles, she found that the flames were already in danger, so she had to throw a trap. Fortunately, the arrogant father Hulu Heji called the store clerk to put out the fire with salary, and the fire finally came back to life, and we, who were sitting on pins and needles, were able to line our own pockets.