Funny classic cute phrases on the eve of Mid-Autumn Festival
2. When there is only one drop of blood left in your depravity, ask Brother Zeng to come back to life in the same place.
This is the road to success, but it is still under construction. Remember to wear a helmet.
4. I must appear in your household registration book, not be your husband, but also be your little father.
Don't plan for the unknown, you never know which will come first, tomorrow or the accident.
6, man, don't show off how many women you have slept with, as if women have not slept with you.
7. Whoever dares to invade China again, we can only give it a Chinese sentence: light the toilet (die).
In the dark days of a month, Russia killed Baidu because he knew too much.
9. My love for you is as vigorous as a tractor climbing a hill.
10, my advantages are: handsome; But my shortcoming is: handsome is not obvious.
1 1, at least it's a man, and it sounds like Little Shenyang.
12, look at you! Looking at the back, I was anxious and turned my head to scare away millions of lions.
13. Do I know you well? Just play a video if it's okay. Think of it as your TV. When you press it, people come out.
14, no time to play with you. Big names like me are full this year. I have a lot of movies, TV plays and advertisements to watch.
15, when will there be a bright moon? Ask about Sky Wine. The sky said, fuck you, I am so busy that I have no time to talk to you and watch the weather forecast by myself!
16, don't arm yourself with the way of the world, you will be acclimatized.
17, I smiled at the sky from the horizontal knife, and then I went to sleep.
18, the grievances that can be said are not grievances; A lover who can be taken away is not a lover.
19. Women are like clothes. I just found out today that I have been streaking 18 years.
20, two people together, more is not to change each other, but to accept, so tolerance, if only thinking about change, it is not life, it is war.
2 1, an orange for 13 children, how to divide it fairly? Accurate answer: kill 4 children.
22. There is no rehearsal in life, and every moment is "live".
23. The teacher said: There is no regret medicine in the world, only rat medicine.
24, don't pretend to be awesome, please give it back to the cow, because the cow also needs sex!
Please don't walk around in my world. I'm just afraid that if you go in, I don't want you to go out again.
26. Who can have as strong feelings for me as for RMB?
Interesting phrases in Mid-Autumn Festival
1, the moon is round, the flowers are more fragrant, take care of yourself and be healthy; Fish are swimming and birds are singing. May you laugh every day. Book in hand, wine in the cup, good luck every day! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!
No matter how high the sky is, how deep the sea is, how hard the steel is, how strong the wind is, how long the feet are, how wide the river is, how strong the wine is, how cold the ice is and how hot the fire is ... I just want to tell you that these are none of your business! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!
3. There are not many people who really know Tang Bohu, and Chou-heung counts as one; Not many people know Jia Baoyu, and Daiyu is one; Not many people know you, Chang 'e counts as one. The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming, Bajie, don't forget to send moon cakes to Guanghan Palace. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!
With the height of Yao Ming, the speed of Robles, the strength of Zou Shiming and the precision of Li Du, I solemnly declare to you: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival, always happy! Take it easy, hold on!
China Mobile specially reminds you on Mid-Autumn Festival that you have successfully customized the morning alarm clock service, and we will disturb you on time until you get up at 5 o'clock every day.
6. What are you doing? I had a fight with someone, and now I'm at the police station! Buy breakfast in the morning, tea eggs are 60 cents each, and I say 50 cents, but he won't sell them! I just went up with a brick! Save a dime by texting and wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival! Am I easy? Me?
7. There are three good news for you: First, the Mid-Autumn Festival is coming, and I wish you a happy holiday in advance; Second, the moon is bright and round in Mid-Autumn Festival, so you can enjoy it for free. Third, if you give me a gift, I won't refuse.
8. I ordered a box of moon cakes for you with my mobile phone, but I don't know the specific address, so I can't deliver it. However, you can get it for free in the nearby supermarket through some short messages. The way to get it is: pick it up and run, the sooner the better.
9. I feel, think, get, see, smell, eat, be blessed, be transmitted and be rich. Mid-Autumn Festival hasn't arrived yet. I hope my blessing will arrive first. I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival in advance! Good mood every day!
10, Mid-Autumn Festival is approaching, give a moon cake, ingredients: 5 grams of happy dates, a handful of love rice, San Qian Friendship Water, tied with humor, sent by mobile phone; Shelf life: before August 15th of the lunar calendar.
1 1, another year of yellow leaves, one layer of autumn rain and one layer of cool. Working all day is hard. Don't forget to add clothes when it's cold. Take care of yourself, eat more, cherish friendship and think often. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival and family reunion!
12, autumn is crisp, I hope you and I can enjoy it in the early autumn night with the bright moon in the sky and deep thoughts! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival, remember to leave me a moon cake!
13, you tend to be a man of great talent, but you are idle and idle, but your career goes against the current. There are no coins in your bag, you don't exercise, you kick a cow to death, and your happiness will not last long, just forever. I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!
14, Mid-Autumn Festival, I really want to invite you to experience KTV! Do you know what KTV is? K gives you a lesson, T gives you a kick, and finally I make a V gesture! Yeah!
15. According to the Mid-Autumn Festival Special Law, you were sentenced to life imprisonment for happiness, deprived of the right to lifelong depression, and all your illness troubles were confiscated. This judgment is final and will be executed immediately. Happy forever! Fall back! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!
16, Mid-Autumn Festival, in response to the party's call, all the moon cakes at home were turned over to the state treasury, and my family could take them in as an agent; In the Mid-Autumn Festival, in order to contact friends' feelings, all messages with blessings will be sent to friends. If there are too many messages, you can send them all to me. If it is not implemented, you are not allowed to look at the moon in the Mid-Autumn Festival!
17, not many people know Tang Bohu, Chou-heung counts as one; Not many people know Jia Baoyu, and Daiyu is one; Not many people know you, Chang 'e counts as one. The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming, Second Junior Brother, don't forget to send moon cakes to Guanghan Palace.
18, there are three good news for you: First, the Mid-Autumn Festival is coming, I wish you a happy holiday in advance; Second, the moon is bright and round in Mid-Autumn Festival, so you can enjoy it for free. Third, if you give me a gift, I won't refuse.
19, your smile makes your heart beat; When you look at it, the world is shocked; Your stop, traffic paralysis; When you sweat, the sea overflows; You look good without dressing up; When you dress up, the universe is amazed-beauty, I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!
20. If you dare to be unhappy in the Mid-Autumn Festival, I will beat your face into a color screen, your head into vibration, your ears into chords, and your whole body into a straight board. If you are depressed, you will be folded. If you dare again, I'll beat you into a second-hand one!
2 1 Mid-Autumn Festival is just around the corner. I will send you a short message. I hope you will be happy and smile after seeing it. I'll send you moon cakes so that you can eat them sweetly and lose your teeth. Because I want us to be friends until the day when we have no teeth.
On the occasion of Mid-Autumn Festival, on behalf of the universe, outer space provinces, Galaxy City, Sun City, the global village, Chang 'e, Yutu and Yue Lao, I would like to extend my most sincere greetings to you, and through you to your family and friends.
23. The moon is full, the family and the country reunite, spend the full moon festival night together, and miss the dream of thousands of miles. I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival, family reunion and a more round moon.
24, 15, the world is peaceful; From June to Mid-Autumn Festival, the whole family is in Yue Bai; Pagoda lamp, according to heaven and earth; Lotus flower, lotus silk again and again; Red pomegranate, pomegranate opens; Reunion cake, jack shall have Jill, I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!
25. Frog's four wishes: There are no snakes in the field, I hold a swan in my arms, I take part in the triple jump at the Olympic Games, and I read short messages at the Mid-Autumn Festival.
Publish non-mainstream funny quotations before Mid-Autumn Festival
1, born great, died cheap.
2. Think of Li Xia as a Ferrari and drive you to death, boy.
You look like a real cricket, much better than a cricket.
Some people treat you as garbage when you are polite to him.
I didn't like working since I was a child. I always believe that life lies in stillness.
6, the world is big, the house just does not reduce the price.
7. Be grateful to those who hurt us and make them feel guilty.
8. Life is like dry shit. You work harder, and then you will feel comfortable.
9. Bitch always appears in public to play 250.
10, Cao Cao won't win the world because he loves swearing too much.
1 1, men should have a good impression of women and earn more money.
12, appearance, looks quite ambiguous, but the figure is a bit decadent.
13, honey, when are we getting married? Baby, when you have the baby.
14. Don't forget your identity as a sheep dancing with wolves.
15, if you want good skin, you should cook and stir-fry every day.
16, people who have no friends must have lovers.
17, some people eat tasteless, can cooking be delicious?
18. Lonely women use their hands, while plump women use their mouths.
19, listen to your words, go home and bake sweet potatoes.
20, your legs are always too soft, your legs are too soft, and you take your friends and women away alone.
2 1. The movie you recommended to me is not Man and the Beast, but the whole movie is Man and the Beast.
22. People who eat mixed foods tend to live longer.
Don't introduce me to anyone, I have given up.
24, beggars into the bank "helpless"
25, you cry, you cry hard, it's okay, our water meter has long been broken.
26, big brother, I'm sorry, my car is filled with gas, not urine, and I can't walk for 5 yuan.
Don't mess with me, or I'll let you die disoriented.
28. I have never played with foreigners. I haven't met foreigners yet!
29. When a woman cries, a man loses.
It is easier to forgive a third party than to forgive a homosexual.
3 1, the customer is a fart, let him go.
32. I face the cruelty of the world with the joy of pulling eggs
33, family affairs, state affairs, no money to eat is a big deal!
34. Your age has been written on your reproductive organs.
35. Good horses don't eat grass, so they always go hungry.
36. China has the largest legal profiteering association, Deyun Society.
I'm sorry to ask you to speak Mandarin, but I can't understand Cantonese.
38. If a man doesn't let a woman bleed, she won't listen.
39. Men are most afraid of empty guns. Save more bullets for the enemy.
40. Your dirty smile-I can't even find it with Baidu.
Do you know who I look like? Ge You's hair, Tian Liang's eyes, Jackie Chan's nose and Shu Qi's mouth.
42, love is that I think you don't pretend, you think I'm not dirty.
43. As long as you choose crooked ways, pocket money will go out.
On the eve of national day, the witty remarks are exquisite
1, the longest love I have ever talked about is narcissism. I love myself and have no rival in love.
When I was a child, I liked to play hide and seek. When it's all hidden, I'll go home for dinner.
3. One misstep makes a lasting regret. Wake up the dreamer in one word and steal the cow once.
4, losing weight is really not so easy, every piece of meat has its temper.
People have been looking for you thousands of times, and suddenly look back, you are standing in the depths of the donkey shed, eating grass and leaning against the tree, with a mop on your head. Wow, whose donkey is so cool?
6. After the Chinese exam, I cried. After the math exam, I found myself crying early.
7. I bought a pack of snacks, which said: If the package is opened or damaged, please don't eat it. So I tore open the package and couldn't eat any more.
8. I fell in love with my bed, but the alarm clock was jealous and always wanted to separate me from the bed.
9. It's time to stand up again by perseverance. Bathing is the season of courage.
10, people lose weight, waist and ass, why must we start with brain cells?
1 1. The test number is required on the mid-term paper, and the result is written as QQ number as soon as it is excited.
12, although I can't help all beings, I can harm the whole life.
13, in a daze, doing well is called deep. If you can't do it well, you are likely to fall asleep.
14. Only a liar is sincere in the world, because he really lied to you.
15, I went to the city to participate in the pigeon racing yesterday, but I went alone.
16, the teacher said that I can't be partial. I want to say that I am not a partial subject, and every subject is so bad.
17. The poor monk came to the Tang Dynasty from the east and made a special trip to the Western Heaven to worship Buddha and find relatives.
18, I only know how embarrassed I am at night.
19, I don't want to move, I don't want to talk, so I don't move, even if China moves.
20. When you are in a bad mood, take the bus and sit behind your long hair to cut your hair.
2 1, didn't you say that men and women are equal? Why can't I go into the ladies' room?
22. God gave you youth and acne.
23. Those who can't lose weight are always in turmoil, and those who can't gain weight are fearless.
24. If you don't want to answer my phone, just say so. Don't always let others say sorry for you.
25. Your eyes are like the bright moon in the sky: one is the first day and the other is the fifteenth.