Has China entered the 20 10 World Cup?

Who said China didn't make it to the 20 10 World Cup? Child: I'm telling you, the China team belongs to the dead group. The code name of this group is top secret stipulated by FIFA. It is said that CIA agents have sneaked into FIFA, hoping to steal the code name and member list of the death group to which China belongs. However, this top secret of FIFA was made public in China, thanks to the detection function of our Beidou satellite navigation system.

PS: China's first game was against the Taliban, on the first floor. But the time is wrong.

Let me tell you something about the China team: it is said to be the death group. In fact, the strength of the other three teams is far from ours, and only the Taliban is slightly stronger. The other two teams are: South American Indian Gorilla and Pandora's Avatar Savage.

The first match between China and the Taliban was on June XX 12 at 20 10 Beijing time, and the venue was the Ebola Olympic Stadium in Baghdad. By then, CCTV5 will be broadcast live to the whole world.

We asked Zhang to make a pre-match analysis: "The attack of this team is mainly cannibalism, and their consistent appearance formation is 1 0 10. With only one goalkeeper left, China is still dominated by 4-4-2. It is estimated that when Taliban players attack, they throw grenades at China at half-time, and the goalkeeper bombards the gate of China with long-range fire RPG, and then 10 striker takes the ball and hits the door. Of course, they are all tied with bombs, including head, feet, front waist and back. It's just the latest regulation of FIFA that bombs are not allowed to be tied to special balls for World Cup matches, which makes Taliban coach bin Laden very upset and has to reconsider his tactics. China's equipment is a 99-type main battle tank, which can effectively protect the opponent's self-defeating bullets. The chairman and head of the China Football Association "Xie Deaf" has arranged snipers in the stands (equipped with 12.7 mm caliber sniper rifles), as long as they cross the half court, they can kill the players. "

PS: In order to have a good relationship with us, the United States killed many senior officials of the Taliban Football Association, such as Saddam Hussein (president of the Taliban Football Association) and Zarqawi (assistant coach and goalkeeper coach). Two days ago, it was also said that the third person in charge of the economy would make Taliban players unable to eat enough and sleep well, and they would have no strength on the court.

Together, these factors are quite favorable for China's first World Cup.