Funny and humorous sentences about hot weather in winter

1. The weather is too hot. Eat an ice cream to cool down.

2. The weather is so hot that I am almost melting. I really wish I could have a cool ice cream to relieve the heat.

3. Yesterday I was sweating profusely, but today my scalp is numb from the cold. The rhythm of this alternation between summer and winter is amazing.

4. The weather is so hot that I miss winter a little bit, at least then it won’t be as hot as it is now.

5. Winter is here, and the weather is so cold that my brain is frozen. When I think about going to work tomorrow, I quickly put on my long johns.

6. The weather has gotten colder, and I finally understand what "freezing to death in winter" means.

7. When winter comes and the cold wind blows, I feel congested when I am alone.

8. The weather is too hot! I can’t even buy raw eggs anymore! I bought a mat yesterday and it turns into an electric blanket when I sleep on it! The car will catch itself without ignition! I just met a stranger on the street, we looked at each other and smiled, and we became familiar! The table was so hot that the mahjong was burnt just after the mahjong was laid out!

9. Winter is here, I am no longer a bachelor, I am a popsicle.

10. It’s so cold when I go out in the morning that I feel like I can wear a down jacket; it’s so hot at noon that I feel like I can wear short-sleeves; in the evening it’s freezing and shivering again, so I feel like I should wear a down jacket again.

11. Bring an extra coat when the weather is cold. Remember to bring an umbrella when it rains. If your hands are cold, buy a cup of hot milk tea. Don’t treat yourself badly.

12. The weather is getting colder. I have now become an ally with the quilt and am ready to spend the whole winter.

13. The weather is too hot and only the refrigerator is cool, but unfortunately, my ice cream has been heated.

14. The weather today is really magical. When I woke up in the morning, it was freezing outside the window like winter. A burst of warm sunshine made it feel like autumn. When the wind blew in the evening, it felt like summer again.

15. The weather is as hot as a steamer, and people are almost turning into steamed buns.