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A poet named Shi who lives in a stone house likes lions and vows to eat ten lions. Shi often goes to the market to see lions. At ten o'clock, just ten lions came to the market. At this time, the stone named Shi happened to come to the market. The man surnamed Shi looked at the ten lions and died by the power of an arrow. The surname (Shi) picked up ten lions and went to Shi's house. The stone house was damp, so the surname (Shi) ordered the waiter to clean it. The stone house was cleaned, and the surname (Shi) began to try to eat the ten lions. Only when I ate it did I know that these ten lions were actually the bodies of ten lions made of stone. Try to explain.
Mr. Wang's History of Eating Lions aims at protesting the pinyin of Chinese characters proposed by some people in the early 1950s. In the early 1950s, it was suggested that all Chinese characters should be in Pinyin, so as to relieve the pain of primary school students in knowing thousands of Chinese characters. Mr. Zhao didn't agree, and wrote an article "History of Lions Eating Lions". The full text is * * * 92 words, and the pronunciation of each word in Mandarin is stone: every article is an article with a voice that makes your mouth cramp.
Yu Yu and Yu Yu are fishing in the rain.
Yu Yu wanted to go fishing, and he met Yu Yu. Yu Yu: "I want to fish in Yu Yu, and I want to fish in Yu Yu?"
Yu Yu: "I want to marry Jed, Yu Yu wants Jed, and I want to meet Yu Yu Yu Yu."
Yu Yu met Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu: "I want to go fishing in Yu Yu, where it rains more than in Yu Yu. Do you want to fish? " Jade? "
Yu Yu and Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu.
Hungry chickens gathered in Gigi.
Chickens chirp, chicks chirp. Several chickens huddled together on the rocky ridge. The machine is extremely sick, the chicken is extremely hungry, and the chicken attacks the crucian carp urgently. The machine chattered, and the chicken's pathogenesis stimulated several crucian carp. The machine is terminally ill, and the crucian carp is extremely nervous, scrambling to gather at the international level. After that, the crucian carp was unusually silent, and then several chickens were hungry, that is, chirping.
Nephew treats hemorrhoids.
Zhi Zhi's little nephew is smart, can make paper, can weave labels, and cooks hemorrhoids with Zhi Zhi. When he arrived at the address of Zhi Zhi, he knew how to treat hemorrhoids with Zhi Zhi juice. When he arrived at the address of Zhi Zhi, he found Zhi Zhi with Zhi Zhi's paper, and threw out Zhi Zhi's paper. Know, know, know, know, know, know, know, know, know, know, know, know.
The history of lions eating lions
Text/Zhao Yuanren
Lion lover Shishi Shishi vowed to eat ten lions. Shi always sees lions in the market. At ten o'clock, ten lions are suitable for the market. Shishi is in the right market at the right time. Stone regards it as ten lions, relying on the vector potential to make its ten lions immortal. Stone picks up the bodies of ten lions, which is just right for stone chambers. The stone room was wet, so I asked the servant to wipe it. The first taste of the stone is ten lions. When eating, the first thing I know is that the bodies of ten lions and ten stone lions are real. Trial interpretation is a problem.
1111 pancreas
Text/Zhao Yuanren
Yiyi leaned back in her chair, embarrassed, and suspected that it was a different disease. She should see a doctor. It is advisable to treat aunt with ants and pancreas. Medical care is based on billions of ants. 100 million ants, ant pancreas overflows. The doctor used hundreds of millions of ants to overflow the pancreas to treat the aunt, and the aunt used drugs to treat the disease. Aunt yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi. Medical clothes are easy to wear and comfortable. Hey, it's different to treat aunts with ants and pancreas. Auntie, it's good to be different! History of Yi, Yi and Shi Eating Lions ...
I don't know if you have heard of Yiyi, a wonderful homonym, but after listening to it, you will definitely applaud our profound China literature. This is a touching love story.
The full text is as follows:
Yiyi yiyi
Yi yi, yi yi, yi yi, yi yi, yi yi.
Aunt Yi is a descendant of Yi (3), Yi Yi, Yi Yi, Yi Yi, Yi Yi.
The first sentence goes like this: "I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you." Yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi.
Yiyi, Yiyi (5), Yiyi (5). Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi. Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, it has been assumed that Yiyi, Yiyi.
The following year, Yi also practiced Yi. 1111111111111111111111
Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi.
Yiyi, which means Yiyi, discusses Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi, Yiyi.
1111111111111111111111111 Yi moved to Iraq, mowed the grass to seize tears, and worked hard to treat diseases, which benefited Iraq a lot.
Yiyi, Yiyi, the first sentence is like this: "I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you." Yiyi, yiyiyi, yiyiyi, yiyiyi, yiyiyi, yiyiyi, yiyiyi, yiyiyi, yiyiyi, yiyiyi, yiyiyi, yiyiyi.
It's bright, but it's also embarrassing
Precautions:
Yi: Doctor, it is said that he is a descendant of Hou Yi.
② City: Taking the Yi people as the city refers to living in a place where the Yi people live in compact communities.
③ Yi: A peerless beauty, elegant and radiant.
I'm interested in Iraq, which means I'm in love with Iraq.
Where there is shelter, Iraq swims to a shady place.
Yi: carefree ronin, good at playing chess, firm expression and elegant eyes.
⑦ Assumption: Subjective feelings, through "meaning", are favorable to Yi.
⑧ Yi: The original meaning is "imperial edict", and here it is extended to blackmail and command.
⑨ Pancreatic scabies: There is scabies in the pancreas.
Attending mowing: mowing grass or cutting grain. Coix seed: Coix seed, white, edible or medicinal.
The translation is as follows:
It is said that Hou Yi shot nine suns, leaving a descendant named Yi.
Yi people live in the territory of Yi people,
As the saying goes, "if you don't look good, you can't be a good doctor." Since your ancestors did not accumulate virtue, they did not even dare to destroy the stars.
It's probably a slim match.
So I decided to become a doctor,
Known as the righteous doctor of Xinglin,
In fact, it is to help people see a doctor, and the patient does not pay.
He is too dependent on others to force himself to give up his debts.
This happens all the time,
Naturally, those who don't pay for the cure, in order to balance their psychology, gave him the title of no money anyway. no
Objectively speaking,
Yi is very accomplished in medicine.
Bright menstruation died of illness,
Leaving a daughter named yi,
Yi is as famous as he is,
There is a dreamy color, like "Yiren" sung in many poems.
Not only are there all kinds of customs,
Dressed in good taste, like a fairy,
What is even more surprising is that she has excellent temperament and is full of energy.
I'm afraid I'll fascinate God.
It can be said that:
That person (especially a woman)
The wine in the sky is cold, and I am alone.
Beauty glance, elegant.
Out of the savage wings,
Just for Iraq, for the moon.
Yi fell in love with Yi involuntarily,
When that marriage law was not perfect,
The relationship between cousins is as ambiguous as the deskmate relationship of the opposite sex in school now.
Yi started his pursuit strategy,
First, because Yi likes buying clothes,
So Yi gave Yi a very luxurious and beautiful dress.
Of course, the direct result is that Yi Jianlian can't eat meat next season.
Without looking, Yi threw the clothes that Yi bought for her to a naked beggar disciple.
Not only that,
Yi also put on the new clothes she bought.
In this way, Yi Xiangyi revealed that her "love story" translated into modern language is: "You want to chase me, this.
I have accumulated much virtue in my life, depending on whether there is any chance in my next life. "
Brett suddenly became depressed.
It can be considered as:
One by one.
Xinglin gallops as a good doctor,
I am willing to abandon fame and fortune.
Poor beauty doesn't like the light,
Clothes and belts are often recalled.
Yi is embarrassed to avoid Yi's pursuit.
You can't keep the phone dead, and you can't reply to text messages. Last time you lied that there was no money on your card, you were accused of being emotional.
Iraq decided to go to a place that will never be in the service area, which is safer.
So she quietly fled to a place called "Yi".
People like Yi are also quite pitiful.
Chasing MM, chasing MM, leaving the country to avoid him,
But Yi is also poor,
It is also painful to be loved by someone who can never fall in love.
It was very hot that day,
Yi swam to the shade under a tree and saw someone playing chess.
She's a little itchy,
I got off with a man named Yi.
It is said that Yi is tall and powerful,
Dressed like a free ronin,
Yi keeps pointing out Yi in the process of playing chess.
Yi can't help admiring Yi's chess skills.
I feel a heartfelt happiness,
The girl's heart was captured by carelessness.
of course，
At the same time,
Yi is also dead set on the mystery of love flowers.
The next day,
At first light,
Easy to come under the tree,
She has been given a pair of chess.
The two began to fight in the chess game, and the eyes on the chessboard were already intertwined.
Yi wandered around with his pet: a lizard,
It also smells the lingering smell in the air and wags its tail happily.
Time and relativity are very consistent,
Unconsciously, it's time for them to say goodbye again.
Yi picked up the lizard and gave it to Yi.
Yi also gave Yi a dress she brought, which was made for Yi after staying up late last night. .
Let a person feel:
The tenacity of love
This horse has the feeling of missing the grassland.
The sea has been longing to kiss the wings of birds.
Full of youth.
Descendants of Adam and Eve
Put on new clothes knitted by lovers.
Will catch the plague of love.
Even if you can only get a fading memory.
I also want to pursue a moment of peace of mind.
Maybe God is jealous of the lovers,
Perhaps the Buddha thinks that the feelings that have not been cultivated through wind and rain are sorry for the audience.
In short, a short happiness is followed by a heartless disease-easy to fall ill,
Started to coma,
She kept calling Yi's name when she was confused.
Seeing the nonsense of leaning back in the chair,
Yi also broke down in tears.
The only hope is to find Yi,
Yi listens to Yi and says that Yi is a famous doctor with superb medical skills.
Maybe Yi can save Yi.
So Yi came to Yi's home,
Told Yi about the situation,
And begged Yi to go to town to help Iraq heal.
After hearing this, Yi first showed a nervous expression on his face.
He gritted his teeth at the thought of Iraq's cruelty to him.
I wonder whether to make a wedding dress for the person in front of me.
Gradually,
Satan's expression appeared.
"easy to easy to say
You want me to save Yi, fine, but after I cure Yi, you must swear to run away and never see Yi again. "
Why does God always ask people to choose between two difficult choices?
Yi finally made a painful choice (which is also the author's carefree choice):
The most important thing in the world is the happiness of the person I love.
As long as she can be happy,
It doesn't matter whether I appear in her world or not.
Yi thought only Yi could save Yi.
Yi is a very practical person. He is just an idealistic ronin who is good at playing chess.
Yi put the chessboard on his back, fell heavily on the ground, and said an oath against his will with tears in his eyes.
With a big smile,
Yi walked into the yellow sand sky.
Easy to come to the city,
After preliminary diagnosis, there is a scab on the pancreas.
Yi immediately gave Yi a unique ant secret recipe.
Easy to take immediately after diarrhea.
The toxins in the stomach are eliminated from the body,
Started to be conscious,
Sent the voice of yiyi.
Then, Yiyi cut off Coix Seed Pharmaceutical,
Give it to Iraq,
Yi recovered quickly.
Yi has always missed Yi,
Even when I was in a coma, I was calling Yi's name.
As soon as Yi's health improved,
Without squeezing out a bright smile,
I asked Yiyi where she had gone.
Iraq pretended to be sorry and said that Yi had decided to leave Iraq and never come back.
Yi doesn't believe Yi can be so heartless,
Suddenly crying into tears.
At this time, easy to gently suggested that easy:
Although Yi is gone,
But there is still light.
Yi thought she would never see Yi again.
Owe her life,
With a sigh,
On a dark night in a month,
Hanging himself with a double suicide.
Holding Iraq's already cold and stiff body,
The bright spirit is also in a trance,
Think of his persistence and Iraq's determination. . . . . . . . . .
It's night,
Yi Yi also hanged herself in the place where Yi Xiang sells jade.
"Yi Yi Ya Yi Ya" Some people think it is ancient Chinese, some people think it is tongue twister, and some people think it is a word game. In fact, this is not the ancestor of "homophonic writing", but Mr. Wang's "History of Eating Lions", in order to protest the pinyin of Chinese characters proposed by some people in the early 1950 s. In the early 1950s, it was suggested that all Chinese characters should be in Pinyin, so as to relieve the pain of primary school students in knowing thousands of Chinese characters. Mr. Zhao didn't agree, and wrote an article "History of Lions Eating Lions". The full text is * * * 92 words, and the pronunciation of every word in Mandarin is stone:
The history of lions eating lions
Lion lover Shishi Shishi vowed to eat ten lions.
Shi always sees lions in the market.
At ten o'clock, ten lions are suitable for the market.
Shishi is in the right market at the right time.
Stone regards it as ten lions, relying on the vector potential to make its ten lions immortal.
Stone picks up the bodies of ten lions, which is just right for stone chambers.
The stone room was wet, so I asked the servant to wipe it.
The first taste of the stone is ten lions.
When eating, the first thing I know is that the bodies of ten lions and ten stone lions are real.
Trial interpretation is a problem.
Translation:
Lions eat lions.
There was a poet named Shi who lived in a stone house. He loves lions and is determined to eat ten lions.
He often goes to the market to see lions.
At ten o'clock, ten lions have just arrived at the market.
At this time, it happened that Shi also came to the market.
When he saw the ten lions, he shot an arrow and killed them.
He picked up the bodies of ten lions and took them to the stone room.
The stone room was wet with water, so Shi told his entourage to dry it.
The stone room was dry before he tried to eat ten lions.
While eating, I found that the ten lions turned out to be ten stone lion bodies.
Try to explain.
Compared with Shi's History of Eating Lions, Yiyi has been polished a lot, with concise language, bizarre plot and touching love story, which can be described as a must in China literature. There are many imitations behind, which are also very interesting:
Yiyi yiyi doctor
My aunt died, leaving a hundred million. Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi. The following year, YiYiYiBaiWan, doubt the doctor, doctor. If you are suspicious of seeing a doctor, you will be suspicious of moving Iraq. Yi leans back in his chair to recall, to recall the 100 million legacy, and to discuss Iraqi medicine, also for the sake of memory. Hey! It's not the same!
Jiang Tao, a China astronomer who used to be the deputy director of the Dublin Observatory, also wrote a story of 7 1 with the homonym "y i"-"Yi Yi Yi Yi Pancreas", which is a pun:
1111 pancreas
1111111111111111 If you suspect pancreatic plague, you will forget to lean back in the chair, move your aunt's pancreas with different instruments, swim 100 million different ants, spill pancreatic juice, and treat your pancreas with ants. 111111111111111111 Yiyi, Yiyi. Hey! Treating pancreas with ants is different! Yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi!
Aunt Yi was unhappy, and everyone told her to see a foreign doctor. The doctor suspected that there was something wrong with her pancreas, let her lean on the chair, move his pancreas with special instruments, and managed to get 100 million special ants to cooperate with the treatment. As a result, pancreatic juice flowed out, ants died, and pancreatic disease was cured. Aunt Yi was very happy and gave the doctor a dress. The doctor was very happy and energetic when he put on his clothes. Ah! How strange it is to treat pancreatic diseases with ants! How appropriate it is to send dresses to foreign doctors!
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Yu Yu and Yu Yu are fishing in the rain.
Author: Yang
Yu Yu wanted to go fishing, and he met Yu Yu. Yu Yu: "I want to fish in Yu Yu, and I want to fish in Yu Yu?" And: "I want to marry jade, I want jade, I want to see Yu Yu jade." Yu Yu met Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu: "I want to go fishing in Yu Yu, where it rains more than in Yu Yu. Do you want to fish? " Jade? "Yu Yu and fish, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, Yu, Yu, Yu, Yu, Yu, Yu, Yu, Yu, Yu, Yu, Yu, Yu.
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Mr. Zhao Yuanren also wrote an article "Xi Xi Xi Xi", which is also a wonderful article:
Xixi rhinoceros likes to play. Xixi moved with rhinoceros at night, and Xixi carefully washed rhinoceros. Rhinoceros sucks the stream and plays the city. Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi Xi. Xixi Xixi Xixi Xixi Xixi Xixi Xi.
There is also a homonym called "Hungry chickens gather stones", which tells that several hungry chickens tried to eat crucian carp with a waterwheel and their own tricks, but they didn't eat it at all. The author of this story is gone. The full text is as follows:
Chickens chirp, chicks chirp. Several chickens huddled together on the rocky ridge. The machine is extremely sick, the chicken is extremely hungry, and the chicken attacks the crucian carp urgently. The machine chattered, and the chicken's pathogenesis stimulated several crucian carp. The machine is terminally ill, and the crucian carp is extremely nervous, scrambling to gather at the international level. After that, the crucian carp was extremely lonely, and then several chickens were hungry, that is, chirping.
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The following article has no name and begins with the sound of "Zhi":
Zhi Zhi's little nephew is full of wisdom. He can make paper, weave and sign, treat hemorrhoids with Zhi Zhi, treat hemorrhoids with Zhi Zhi juice, treat hemorrhoids with Zhi Zhi, and treat hemorrhoids with Zhi Zhi.
Find it, lick your nephew, throw it out with a straight branch, find it, my nephew will take it to Zhi Zhi, and Zhi Zhi will cure and stop hemorrhoids.
Translation:
Zhi has a little nephew named, who is good at making paper and weaving. One day, Zhi got hemorrhoids and set them on fire.
The result is getting worse. When the giant salamander got home, he knew that the juice of Zhi could cure hemorrhoids, so he went to the place marked Zhi to pick it. Suddenly, an Okumo came and Okumo walked back and forth around the giant salamander. Giant salamander picked up a straight branch and threw it in the past, hitting the spider's foot. The spider stopped and dared not move forward.