Chicken feet fortune-telling funny _ chicken feet divination
1, you and I are both going to the countryside to make fertilizer.
2. Don't (don't) argue!
You just can't grow up.
Whoever doesn't die will die.
5, wearing glasses, it seems that there is a diploma!
6, how to give me the whole circle!
7. Come and kiss!
8. Believe it or not, I will kill you.
9. Show me a chicken.
10, I do! Song Xiaobao's classic funny quotations
1 1, stop pretending to be a beggar, I'll make it for my third grandson!
12, alas! Defective mouth and fangs fall off, turn your hooves and polish your palms!
13, what are you doing?
14, where is it small? Apart from small, where is small? Where are the shoes small?
15, you give me money, and your money is inlaid with gold.
16, let's applaud and encourage you to go. How happy you are! There are applause when going to the toilet.
17, Xiao Zhou scared the elder sister, and it was a thrill!
18, oh, mom scared me to death!
19, uh-huh ~ You are a big liar, and nothing you say will get you me.
20, I finished singing, you go to the toilet, and that brother, you also go, you go.
2 1, calving system!
22. Oh, look at you. You are taller than me every day.
23. Do I send Didi?
As a sister, I can't protect myself. Don't look at Song Xiaobao's funny quotations with regret.
25, a skill you won't promise.
26. I swear that after I marry Jiao Jiao, I will be a cow and a horse for her. .
I really want to live for another 500 years.
28. Are you a reinforcement sent by the monkey?
29, wife! Fill it up!
30. It's unreasonable to say that!
3 1, chicken feet! A complete collection of quotations com
32. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first.
33, give me a full flush and spit milk!
34, smelly shameless!
35. (Holding the tree and shouting) Dad! Dad! I haven't seen you for such a long time, and you are cracked (Wen Si Sheng)!
36. (To Er Ya) We are good sisters!
37. I am destined, you are destined, big brother, you gave birth to me!
I'm not a little old man, I'm a little hanging spring!
39. Almost hung me on the wall as a mural. .
40. (Tell everyone) You can see this pulse clearly: infertility ~ infertility ~ infertility ~ infertility.
4 1, those three lines poke our nostrils.
42. I think, is this the end of my life? How about going back? Can we go back?
43. What about Haiyan? You can eat snacks.
44. Girls who love to laugh are not bad luck.
45. I'm just joking with you.
46. Did you eat mine and pay me back? Did you pay for mine? Did you pay for my clothes? Did you sleep with me? Did you pay?
I owe you money. Did I give you an iou?
48. Last year, I believed in the constellation, and this year I believe in the five elements. Just say yes!
49, anodyne, angry monkey!
50. (Say yourself) Born beautiful, like a beggar.
5 1, look at you filthy shameless thing.
52. See you fade ~ (three times)
53. What's the name of a fool?
54. Oh, I went to see you fade.
55. My hunger is a bit special.
56. Is the red rabbit a horse? I thought it was a rabbit!
57, in, boundless, at sea! Blue sky, convolution, dark clouds! Between the dark clouds and the sea, there is a petrel, which comes to fix us up, let us meet here and have a romantic relationship. Do you think it's funny? 15。 Heaven is complete, Fiona Fang, and his eyes are foreskins!
58. What a cruel oath, it can't resist your cruel reality. Jiao Jiao, go after your so-called love. Call me when you feel tired and want to cry one day. Although I can't guarantee that you will laugh, I will cry with you. Jiao Jiao, whether it is friendship or love, remember, I love you.
59. Many people hate me. Who are you?
60. What do I need to eat if I can swipe my card?
62. Do you believe that I will break your waist and legs and break the rib fan for you?
63. Oh, I'll go
64. Mom, call me baby!
65. Do I send Didi?
66. Director! Find me one!
67. Give me another hour and I'll kill him.
Song Xiaobao's funny quotations
1: I am doomed, you are doomed, big brother, you gave birth to me!
2: Look at that big brother with big mouth and fangs. You are really good at talking. Look at your big lips.
3: You find him out, I kick him to death, my hair flutters and my mouth flutters.
4: I am not a little old man, I am a little hanging spring!
5: Last year, I believed in the constellation, and this year I believed in the five elements. Just say yes!
6: How can you kiss?
7: What about the hammer? Drop one before stealing.
8: It is impolite to steal. Oh, I'll go.
9: Uncle, it's my fault. This is also a technical job. Can you let me steal with some dignity?
10: Xiao Zhou scared the elder sister, and it was a thrill!
1 1: Haiyan! You can grow up!
12: Is it me?
13: You look like you have a diploma with glasses!
14: My wife! Fill it up!
15: Come and kiss!
16: That's so heartless!
17: Director! Find me one!
18: alas! Defective mouth and fangs fall off, turn your hooves and polish your palms!
19: where is it small? Apart from small, where is small? Where are the shoes small?
I think, is this the end of my life? How about going back? Can we go back?
Song Xiaobao's Classic Funny Quotations _ Don't Look Regret Song Xiaobao's Funny Quotations
1, don't make a sound (bie four)!
You just can't grow up.
Whoever doesn't die will die.
You and I were both sent to the countryside to make fertilizer.
5, wearing glasses, it seems that there is a diploma!
6, how to give me the whole circle!
7. Come and kiss!
8. Believe it or not, I will kill you.
9. Show me a chicken.
10, I do! Song Xiaobao's classic funny quotations
1 1, stop pretending to be a beggar, I'll make it for my third grandson!
12, alas! Defective mouth and fangs fall off, turn your hooves and polish your palms!
13, what are you doing?
14, where is it small? Apart from small, where is small? Where are the shoes small?
15, you give me money, and your money is inlaid with gold.
16, let's applaud and encourage you to go. How happy you are! There are applause when going to the toilet.
17, Xiao Zhou scared the elder sister, and it was a thrill!
18, oh, mom scared me to death!
19, uh-huh ~ You are a big liar, and nothing you say will get you me.
20, I finished singing, you go to the toilet, and that brother, you also go, you go.
2 1, calving system!
22. Oh, look at you. You are taller than me every day.
23. Do I send Didi?
As a sister, I can't protect myself. Don't look at Song Xiaobao's funny quotations with regret.
25, a skill you won't promise.
26. I swear that after I marry Jiao Jiao, I will be a cow and a horse for her. .
I really want to live for another 500 years.
28. Are you a reinforcement sent by the monkey?
29, wife! Fill it up!
30. It's unreasonable to say that!
3 1, chicken feet!
32. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first.
33, give me a full flush and spit milk!
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34, smelly shameless!
35. (Holding the tree and shouting) Dad! Dad! I haven't seen you for such a long time, and you are cracked (Wen Si Sheng)!
36. (To Er Ya) We are good sisters!
37. I am destined, you are destined, big brother, you gave birth to me!
I'm not a little old man, I'm a little hanging spring!
39. Almost hung me on the wall as a mural. .
40. (Tell everyone) You can see this pulse clearly: infertility ~ infertility ~ infertility ~ infertility.
4 1, those three lines poke our nostrils.
42. I think, is this the end of my life? How about going back? Can we go back?
43. What about Haiyan? You can eat snacks.
44. Girls who love to laugh are not bad luck.
45. I'm just joking with you.
46. Did you eat mine and pay me back? Did you pay for mine? Did you pay for my clothes? Did you sleep with me? Did you pay?
I owe you money. Did I give you an iou?
48. Last year, I believed in the constellation, and this year I believe in the five elements. Just say yes!
49, anodyne, angry monkey!
50. (Say yourself) Born beautiful, like a beggar.
5 1, look at you filthy shameless thing.
52. See you fade ~ (three times)
53. What's the name of a fool?
54. Oh, I went to see you fade.
55. My hunger is a bit special.
56. Is the red rabbit a horse? I thought it was a rabbit!
57, in, boundless, at sea! Blue sky, convolution, dark clouds! Between the dark clouds and the sea, there is a petrel, which comes to fix us up, let us meet here and have a romantic relationship. Do you think it's funny? 15。 Heaven is complete, Fiona Fang, and his eyes are foreskins!
58. What a cruel oath, it can't resist your cruel reality. Jiao Jiao, go after your so-called love. Call me when you feel tired and want to cry one day. Although I can't guarantee that you will laugh, I will cry with you. Jiao Jiao, whether it is friendship or love, remember, I love you.
59. Many people hate me. Who are you?
60. What do I need to eat if I can swipe my card?
6 1, wait a minute. What about my people?
62. Do you believe that I will break your waist and legs and break the rib fan for you?
63. Oh, I'll go
64. Mom, call me baby!
65. Do I send Didi?
66. Director! Find me one!
67. Give me another hour and I'll kill him.
Summary of Song Xiaobao's Classic Funny Quotations
1. Haiyan! You can grow up!
2. Looking at the big sister scared, a tingle! 3. Smelly shameless! 4. Do I owe you money? 5. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first. 6. Oh, I'll go. 7. (To Er Ya) We are good sisters! 8. Wife! Fill it up! 9. Wear glasses, as if you have a diploma! 10. (Holding the tree and calling Dad) Dad! Dad! I haven't seen you for such a long time, and you are cracked (Wen Si Sheng)! 1 1. What would I like to eat if I could swipe my card? 12. (tell the big one) You can see the pulse clearly: infertility ~ infertility 13. Those three lines poke our nostrils with 14. Last year I believed in the constellation, and this year I believe in the five elements. Just say yes! 15. (Speaking of yourself) You are born beautiful, like a beggar. 16. You just don't grow up. 17. Come and kiss! 18. I do! 19. Alas! Defective mouth and fangs fall off, turn your hooves and polish your palms! 20. What's the name of the fool? Mom, call me baby! 2 1. Believe it or not, I will kill you. 22. All your skills will not succeed. 23. I think, is this the end of my life? How about going back? Can we go back? 24. Don't pretend to be a beggar, I'll pretend to be a third grandson! 25. Is the red rabbit a horse? I thought it was a rabbit! 26. Oh, I went to see you fade. 27. Where is it small? Apart from small, where is small? Where are the shoes small? 28. My hunger is a bit special. 29. No pain, yes! 30. It's heartless to say so! 3 1. Don't make so much noise! 32. Chicken feet! 33. Roll the calf system! 34. You gave me money, and your money is inlaid with gold. 35. Did I send it? 36. In the vast sea! Blue sky, convolution, dark clouds! Between the dark clouds and the sea, there is a petrel, which comes to fix us up, let us meet here and have a romantic relationship. Do you think it's funny? 37. Stop. ! ! 38. I am destined, you are destined, big brother, you gave birth to me! 39. Oh, mom scared me to death! 40. What about Haiyan? You can have snacks, right? 4 1. It makes me anxious and spits milk! 42. Heaven is complete, the ground is Fiona Fang, and the eyes are foreskin! 43.what are you doing? 44. Is it me? 45. I am not a little old man, I am a little hanging spring! 46. Almost hung me on the wall as a mural. . 47. See you fade ~ (three times) 48. Director! Find me one! 49. Why did you give me the whole cover?