The funniest xiehouyu in the world.
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Dwarf riding a big horse-dilemma
The short man sat in Gordon's dilemma.
The short man sat on a high stool-he couldn't reach it.
Then the gourd digs the seeds-one less.
Then enter the fire zone-hold your breath.
Then drink water in the middle of your head-reluctantly
You can't force people to do things they don't want to do. )
The dwarf pushes his hand-his hand is not high
A dwarf climbed a hill-greedy for cheap.
Take the medicine according to the old prescription-it's still the same.
Fight secretly-fight blindly for a while.
An Shi Rebellion-The other way around.
Chop bones on the chopping board-dry and brittle.
Frogs on the shore-jump at the touch.
Put glasses on the dog's head-pretend to be human.
Dogs stick out their tongues-it's hot.
Dog legs enter the village-neighbors are uneasy
Dogs swallow peppers-it's terrible.
Dew on the dog's tail-take it off at once.
The dog lifts the curtain-the whole battle is open.
Bear in a hat-pretending to be a big shot
The bear is playing the piano-there is no sound.
When the bear saw the thorn, he said, why not? have no choice but to
Bear grinding-don't listen to hello
Bears climb trees-hard work; Anecdotes in the world; There are many strange things.
Bear's treat-nobody answers the door.
A bear is playing with the doorknob-a man and a bear are stupid.
Endure smoking-rare and strange
Bears catch sparrows-hit them blindly
Dogs look at people-bite the poor but not the official.
Dog bites steamed bread-exposed stuffing
Dogs bite heavy objects-what a hard mouth; Stubborn and unwilling to admit mistakes or failures.
A dog bit and ground-found a hammer; Looking for a hammer
Dogs bite pigs-flogged goods.
Dog bites mouse-false positive; Stick your finger in someone else's pie.
The dog bit back and ate it-fought back.
Dogs bite jeeps-rare and strange
The dog bites the eagle-stay away from it; Far from it.
Dogs bite tripterygium wilfordii-making trouble
The dog bit Lv Dongbin-I don't know what to do.
The dog bit the door panel-it won't open.
The dog bites the ass-definitely (bite)
Dogs bite flagpoles-I don't know how high or how low.
Dog Bites the Sun-Arrogance (King)
Dogs Bite Ceramic Tiles-Full of Words (Porcelain)
The dog bit its tail-running around.
Dogs bite zongzi-it can't be solved; not understand
Dogs travel thousands of miles to eat shit, wolves travel thousands of miles to eat meat-a leopard cannot change his spots.
Stick couplets on the dog's mouth-no way; Nowhere to go.
The bones in the dog's mouth-there is not much oil and water; A small amount of oil and water.
A dog threw a bone into its mouth-whatever it wanted.
Girls like flowers, boys like guns-each takes what he needs; Everybody likes it.
The girl's thread is an egg-shaped thing-there is a clue.
The girl embroidered the purse-concentrate.
A lonely lamb-a baby without a mother
Playing chess in an orphanage-poor and happy; Have fun.
Enter the pocket array alone-it's easier to get in than to get out.
Lonely old man, single son-living together
Lonely to meet relatives-overjoyed
Hooper Hooper's Skills-Fiona Fang Adult
Cooper repairs dustpans-something special.
The owner of the antique shop knows all about the goods in his eyes.
The mouse in the antique shop-untouchable
Antique dealer-knows the goods in his eyes
Things on antique stalls-selling at high prices.
Calligraphy and painting in the ancient tomb-it's time to serve.
The smoke from the ancient tomb-a jack-o'-lantern.
Flagpole in the ancient temple-unique; An old bachelor
Play old music-repeat the same old tune
Inscriptions of ancient seals that cannot be ignored
Wipe your ass with chaff-not clean
Crumb rubbing rope-unable to get started; It is difficult to merge shares.
Steamed corn husk steamed corn bread-not suitable for pinching; Difficult to pinch
Sorghum grows in millet fields-Ran Ran rises; Stand out from others.
Corn grows in millet fields-protruding
The stone in the millet-dumped
Sitting on the rocket under the stock-how many times have you jumped?
Bull desperate-intrigue
Pulling a hair from a bull-insignificant; Rarely; I don't think so.
The bull is in a dilemma.
The bone is stuck in the throat-you can't swallow it or spit it out.
Boiling oil in bone-rare; hard-earned
Toad drilled a horn with a bulging belly-submit to humiliation.
Install an electric fan on the drum.
Willows are inserted in the Forbidden City-trees don't stand.
I don't care about the fire or the pot-I'm in a hurry.
Pick a melon in Gua Tian-I'm dizzy.
Gua Tian chooses melons-the more you look at your eyes, the more flowers you spend.
Ripe melons are ripe-the time is ripe.
Guateng went around the bean shed-tangled
Guazi respects guests-a little token of my appreciation
Peeled melon seeds-sweetheart (benevolence)
Although melon seeds are small, they are human (benevolent) hearts.
It's windy, wearing a silk shirt-shivering.
Sweeping the floor in the wind and rain in the street-false alarm
Sweep the wind and sweep the floor-false positive; surplus
Widows beat children-loathe to give up
Widows go to pawn shops-they want money but have no money.
Widows sell their children-the last resort
Widows go to the grave-crying and wiping their tears
Widows chose Lang-everything they wanted.
Hang the plough and ring the bell-it's so poor.
Hanging the baby to watch the play-happy
Eating fast with bacon-hard
Hang mosquito nets and light mosquito-repellent incense-reinvent the wheel
Selling dog meat with a sheep's head-words and deeds are different
Crutches can breathe fire-I know nothing about it.
Kidnappers chase horses-far behind.
Turn off the lights and beat your wife-forcibly; Become dull
Look for a beard in Guandi Temple-make sure you don't fan the air.
Kanto samurai-extraordinary spirit
Guan Gong has a gourd hanging around his neck-blushing and thick neck.
The executioner's skill-the activity of killing people
The executioner blushed-his face was exposed.
The executioner grinned-hid the knife in a smile.
The imperial concubine sighed-something had happened.
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Raising pigs on your knees-for money
Rolling stones go down the hill, and they will hit the bottom.
Cooking dolls in boiling water pot-acquaintances
Boil the water-it's steaming.
Boil water to make tea-strong and fragrant
Boiled rice flowers-Happy
Boil water and splash ants-a nest is dead
Picking up gold in a boiling oil pan-difficult to start; Can't do it; Can't do
Sprinkle salt in the oil pan and fry it; It exploded.
Fried dough sticks in the frying pan-toss and turn
Millet on the edge of the pot-boiling
Poke a hole in the bottom of the pot-poke a hole.
The lid is punctured-it's flat.
The pot cover is used as a bellows-it is heated by hot air and cooled by air.
Chicken in the pot-it's hard to fly
Crab in the pot-it won't run wild for long.
Fish in the pot-don't try to jump.
Lantern in the boiler room-faint with anger
Pot harrow is like a lamp shadow-burning.
Oil residue on the kitchen table-from practice (oil refining)
Planting melons on the pot-it is difficult to germinate
The pot is black-I don't know how ugly it is.
Cook porridge in the pot-the rice is rotten.
Stir-fry stones in the pot-no oil, no salt.
International Merchant Shipping-Amateurs (Sailing)
Flying kites with foot cloth-notorious.
Foot-binding leaders fly kites-smelly and long; Up and down.
Hang yourself with your head wrapped-you can't rip your face off.
Wintering snail meets spring water-standing proudly.
Pickle jar for winter-soak it.
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Kick down the bridge-no way back
Cross the river and hit the board-heartless
Oxtail crossing the river-you can't drag it.
A chess piece crosses the river-either way; Only enter and not retreat; There is no way out.
Cross the river and wash your feet-kill two birds with one stone
Cross the river with a beard-modesty (pulling a beard)
Rats crossing the street-everyone shouts.
Throw crutches across the river-forgetting one's roots
Hyperflaccid paralysis; Do a lot of soft work
Soybeans that have passed the sieve-no big or small
Filter air-fresh
Passers-by feed the horse-do something wrong
Passers-by Mourning —— Understanding of the Dead
Eat bean dregs in the New Year-very poor.
Pigs for the New Year-they don't live long; Not long.
Knock on the pot in the New Year-Jingle with poverty
Marry a daughter-in-law in the New Year-Double Happiness
An expired ticket is invalid.
Go through five customs and kill six generals-extraordinary spirit
Pugs catch mice-like cats have no cat's ability.
Pugs see their masters-wagging their tails for mercy; Lie down and accept it.
Pugs call cats. They think they are masters.
Pugs have no eyes-a blind air.
Pug on the wall-grab it hard
Pugs wag their tails to woo.
Pug sitting on the wall-pretending to be a local tyrant
Harbin ice sculpture-cold and hard.
Haha, the mirror-it's deformed
Hami melon soaked in rock sugar-adding sweetness to sweetness; Too sweet
The Backbone of Children —— The Generation of Little People (Back)
Seals go up the mountain-impossible; Can't do
Sea cucumber has long thorns-it doesn't sting.
Kelp grows on the bottom of the sea-its roots are deep.
Salvaging embroidery needles at the bottom of the sea-difficulty
The potholes on the seabed cannot be crossed.
Looking for the moon in the sea-busy in vain; Busy for nothing
Planting onions on the seabed-deep roots; Genzishen
Customs clock.-then report it.
Haijiao Life-Laohong
Rocks in the sea-hidden from time to time
Oysters go ashore-don't try to open your mouth
The sea dragon king yawned-what a big breath.
Xia Bing Xie Qiang, the loser of the sea dragon king.
The sea dragon king looked for his son-in-law in soup and water; Get in the water, get in the soup.
Sleeping in a conch shell-refusing to appear
An official who grew up in the sea-a thick pipe
Open a shop on the beach-layman
Make a hat out of jellyfish-pretend to be smooth
Shrimp in Haizi-you can't turn the waves.
What medicine to take for what disease-suit the remedy to the case
Say a good word with rock sugar-sweet words
Sleep in a sweet dream
Cold wave news-cold
Electric fans in winter-daunting
Eating ice water in cold winter-a little bit into your heart.
A hornet's nest in the cold winter-empty; cavity
Sending fans in winter-ignorance of affairs
Hao Han Byrd basks in the sun-muddling along.
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