How do I write an essay as a fat third grader?

My name is Zheng Yujie. I have a chubby face and a pair of small eyes. When I smile, my face looks like a pink apple, and my eyes narrow into slits. Because of his thick thighs, thick arms, and round belly, he was nicknamed Zhu Bajie.

The book said that Zhu Bajie might have done it! But he is also very good at eating and loves to eat even more. Just right, so do I. Let’s talk about work first! I'm so strong! I remember one time, my mother and I went to the supermarket to buy things. Yeah, that’s a big bag of snacks alone, let alone vegetables! However, I not only took away a large bag of snacks, but also a large bag of vegetables. On the way, my mother asked with concern: "My child, are you tired?" I listened, smiled and said, "Mom, this is a piece of cake for me!" My mother kept saying: "My child, you Although she is a girl, she is so strong that she is like a man!”

I am not only capable of doing things, but also good at eating. I remember one time, I finished my meal and my stomach was full. But when I saw the bag of potato chips in the room, my saliva flowed down. At this time, my stomach seemed to have digested all the food in an instant! The brain is also giving instructions: "Eat potato chips quickly, eat potato chips quickly!" My hand stretched out involuntarily, and my mother saw it inadvertently and quickly stopped: "Baby, you are too fat! Stop eating snacks, only Only in this way will you become a beautiful girl!" After hearing this, I retracted my hand in shame. But when my mother's footsteps walked away, I found that the bag of potato chips exuded an irresistible temptation. I reached out my hand again and quickly grabbed the bag of potato chips in my hand. He tore it open with a "squeak, squeak, squeak" sound, and ate it with a "squeak, squeak, squeak" sound. My mother came over after hearing the sound, thinking there was a mouse, but she found me hiding in the corner eating potato chips. She was stunned and speechless.

Haha, this is a fat little girl with great strength and never enough to eat! Are you willing to make friends with me