The five-person sketch script is funny.

Synopsis: Flowers bloom and fall, flowers fly and fall, and time is like running water. We always pass by inadvertently, and it is the end of the term in a blink of an eye. Everyone knows that our exam is coming, but before this time, some people always have to sleep hard. Next, let's talk about people in such dormitories and see how they "meet" the next one.

Character introduction:

Dormitory director: Everyone in the dormitory calls him BB, which means big brother. He loves studying and is one of the people who can't fail in the dormitory. He is serious and kind, and he is the most bullied person in the dormitory. Sometimes I get a little angry, but that's just an act. Spell-make the storm more violent.

Zhang: One of the "third-rate", born with a wretched appearance, likes to pick up girls most, and the mantra is "there are endless beauties and girls".

Golden Triangle: One of the "third-rate", a typical muscular man, swims around in the virtual world all day, and likes online games. The mantra is that with online games, you are not afraid of climbing mountains and wading, and you are getting younger and younger.

Qinglongjun: one of the "third-rate", born the same. He is a senior figure among the three members of the lower class. What he likes best is racing. He fantasized that one day he could hold a concert in the dormitory 1 10. The mantra is that where there is a will, there is a way, and nothing can beat me.

Tube A: Twin eldest brother always likes to talk about his younger brother as his elder brother, not as his elder brother, but he is not a fake group, but also a strength group and one of the dormitory learners. He is a little better than the BB, but a little more interesting than the BB. The mantra is that if he doesn't die in silence, he will explode in the film.

Jiro is also called desperate Saburo: the second twin is the youngest in the dormitory, but the fiercest in the dormitory. Although she is still very young, she likes ball games. She is a desperate Saburo on the court. Her dexterous posture can always easily shuttle between people. People's mantra-concentration is the essence, although I am small, in fact, I am still small.

Cher: As the name implies, people are cold to everyone, but their studies are among the best. Zhang is chasing a girl.

Xin-er: She is called the Little Witch. She is always strange and eccentric every day, and always has some crazy ideas. She is Shangguan Binger's best friend.

One morning after class, the head of the dormitory returned to the dormitory. (At this time, they are listening to his songs again. The Golden Triangle is swimming in his world, and Zhang is chatting with the newly met MM rice cooker. )

He said to the people in the dormitory, the final exam has been advanced, so you'd better prepare for it next Monday.

Qinglong Jun: Nani, the exam is coming. I haven't seen it yet! I'm still previewing when others are reviewing! How to take the exam!

BB machine: Hands spread out to show helplessness.

Golden Triangle: Exam! What a big unit! (Right away) What-the exam, what! League of Legends or CF!

Qinglongjun: C, you diced pineapple! This is our final exam.

Golden Triangle: Shit, you can't say that the BB machine is better! I was scolded.

BB: He said that he wanted to say that he was educated by the Golden Triangle when he spoke.

(At this time, I got off the phone and got out of bed. The dormitory manager's BB machine went back to him to review, as if what they said had nothing to do with him. )

KK ZHANG: What did you say about the exam just now? I remember it seems that there are still two weeks!

BB: The teacher said, "Our exam was advanced. We will review next Monday and this Friday's weekend. The teacher also said: "I hope we can do well in the exam this semester, go home for the New Year and get more lucky money. "

Zhang: What, in advance. God, this is driving us crazy! Mom and dad! My son hasn't been filial to you! Today, I will die in the examination room! (With the cooperation of Qinglong Jun, the music is beating: I really want to live for another 500 years) KK Zhang Ran came over and hugged him hard, only saying, confidant! Bole!

Golden Triangle: Zhang! Didn't you find a MM to study Kaka last time? Call her! Let her help you!

This is Zhang running over, hugging the golden triangle and saying, bosom friend! Bole! Thank you for reminding me! Zhang took out his mobile phone and called her: Honey, where are you?

Shangguan Binger: Please don't honey, honey! I am studying in Hexin! Tell me what's wrong, don't bother us, the exam is about to start, and I want to get a good grade.

Zhang: OK, OK, I won't talk about it next time! The exam is coming! How do you review?

Cher: Just so-so. I'm watching it for the third time. I have to watch it again, and don't fail the exam.

Zhang: No? Three times. Isn't that a blow to me? I haven't previewed yet. After reviewing, can you help me tick out the key points, that is, those that are easy to take the exam?

At this moment, Xin-er said, Who is it? Cher?

Cher: It was the last boy. Let me point out some points for him. Really speechless.

Xin-er: Take the mobile phone. Hey, handsome, what's up, Cher?

Zhang: I'm glad to hear Xin Er say that he is a handsome boy. Speaking of which, you are the beautiful woman with her. I just asked Cher to help me check the key points of the exam. Isn't there an exam next Monday? I asked Cher for help before I reviewed. You know, I don't study as well as her. She is my fairy sister.

Xin-er: That's right. As long as you can compete with our Cher, be a rookie!

Zhang: Yes, yes, yes, I was wrong. She is my fairy sister, and she can only be admired and not profaned forever, but the point is, can you help me talk to Cher and ask her to help me?

Xiner: I'll check the rest for you, although I don't study as well as Cher. But at least I am her best friend, and I can't learn the key points in class together every day!

KK Zhang: I'll trouble you if I just say something, and then listen to her.

Golden Triangle: It's done anyway. Did Cher help you get to the point?

Qinglongjun: Yes! What did Cher say?

Zhang said with a sense of accomplishment: that is a must! She said: They are not available today. They asked me to take a self-study class on Monday night to hook me up. How's it going? Admire my brother!

Golden Triangle/Qinglongjun: What/Nani? I think you're just caught in the door! There is an exam on Monday, so what's the point? Hooks are useful for wool!

Zhang woke up like a dream and said, damn it, brother water!

Golden Triangle/Qinglongjun: That's not true!

This is the twin brothers returning to the dormitory in unison.

One tube: carrying a schoolbag and practicing calligraphy in your mouth, which turned out to be endorsement. This guy is serious, no wonder he studies well.

Ertong: Wearing his trademark clothes-shirts can be used as jerseys for dresses, and pants can be used as ball pants, sweating profusely and saying: How did I get covered just now? It shouldn't be! I threw it with Parker! Put the ball down and ask: What did you discuss just now? I heard your voices in the next room,

Zhang: You met us earlier this year for our final exam.

Ertong: Why?

Golden Triangle: Ma Zhuang is stronger this year. I asked the boss to help us in minutes, but my blood has flowed more than half and I have run out of recovery medicine. Looks like I'm dead.

One tube: I shook my head and silently said that online games killed you. Why don't you work for Mark? If you go, you will certainly benefit from it.

Ertong: It's just an exam. I thought Kobe was coming to our school! Hey, hey, man, it's all yours. If you can't do it well, go home and say you bully me.

A barrel of rogue nodded.

Zhang/Golden Triangle/Qinglongjun: I ran to him with one voice. Please help us.

KK ZHANG: Bah, does anyone still talk like this? What tube? Brother Tong, brother Tong, you adults should leave the little people alone. Helping one is also helping one. Help two or help. Might as well help us. If you like that girl, let me know and I will help you.

Qinglongjun/Ertong/Golden Triangle: Done. I'm afraid you got it all in the end.

Zhang: I said with a straight face. Last time that girl was right, we didn't feel anything! Besides, Brother Tong also said! Don't let a girl affect the friendship between our brothers. Don't you think so, Brother Tong?

One tube: it's up to you. Who told you that you are usually not serious? Now you know! Please me now, there's nothing I can do. I read the arrangement of the examination room. I went to my brother's in one examination room and you were in another. Even if I want to help you, I can't! At most, I will send a multiple-choice question to answer you.

Three inferior people: what/Nani/what

Ertong: gloating,

Three inferior people: everyone has the impulse to hit him, but they all come back as soon as they stop.

At this time, Qinglong Jun pointed to the dormitory leader BB machine, and the three inferior people all looked at him.

Aware of the danger, the head of the dormitory looked up at three cheap guests. It means innocent,

A sinister smile, a wretched one, came to the dormitory leader and said, "dormitory leader, if you can see this thing, will you help?"

Dormitory master: I am afraid of being caught in a big record.

Three scumbags: What did you say loudly? You know what we are, right? The three of us are all inferior people who have been wandering the rivers and lakes for many years. Those who offended us all ended up miserable. Last time we took off our clothes and left our underwear streaking under the girls' dormitory. Why, do you want to?

Dormitory master: I'm really afraid of being caught.

Hacker 3: Brother Men, it seems that we are going to show our killer weapon. Zhang-you take out the Jin Ping Mei from his clothes and say, you copy it for me and lend it to you for a week.

Dormitory master: No talking.

KK ZHANG: Two weeks, or no, three weeks, or a month, or no?

Qinglongjun: Take out a CD, which is out of print. My own masterpiece. Copy it for me and I'll give it to you. People think I haven't given it yet!

Dormitory master: Don't say the same thing.

The twins said in unison that your voice is still good. Last time I went to listen to it, the cattle farmer next door came to ask me what it was, which scared other people's cows into dystocia, and some simply fell to the ground and twitched, foaming at the mouth.

Golden Triangle: Copy it for me! I can give you a legendary suit, worth hundreds of dollars! I bought a meal that can last for a long time!

Dormitory master: I'd better not say it.

Zhang: Brothers, don't say anything. It's no use. Looks like we're gonna have to use our gold medal killer Hehehehehe, a sinister smile said, Brothers, go and see if he can take it.

Dormitory master: Let the storm come more violently!

Under their destruction, the head of the dormitory finally agreed.

Zhang/Golden Triangle/Qinglongjun: Look at that. If you dare to say no, you have to go back to your bed and look at him from behind. If you don't take it, you will know later.

Dormitory master: I nodded helplessly.

Three inferior people: it seems that it is still the body of work! Ah, hahaha, hahaha, hahaha, hahaha